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Big Tentacles: Joe Paterno, Heisman hopefuls, Ohio State and...GHOSTS!

Big Tentacles: Joe Paterno, Heisman hopefuls, Ohio State and...GHOSTS!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 20, 2010

(Big Tentacles is the SWRT look at the Big 10 and the teams it not-so-secretly covets.)     Joe Paterno doesn't like facemasks. JoePa thinks that facemasks promote the kind of helmet-to-helmet hits that plagued the NFL last weekend.  He claims it makes players "fearless."(Dr. Saturday) What makes a good Minnesota coach? A look at the qualities that Tim Brewster's replacement should have. (Off Tackle Empire)  As for actual candidates...Sporting News has their choices for the job. And yes, Mick Leach is on the list, unsurprisingly. (Sporting News) Big Ten Heisman hopes. One blog lists Wisconsin running back John Clay as a "front runner" for the Heisman Trophy.  Quarterbacks Terrelle Pryor (Ohio State), Denard Robinson (Michigan), and Taylor Martinez (Nebraska) are declared to be "falling off the pace." And America's Quarterback Ricky Stanzi (Iowa) is listed as a "sleeper." (Opposing Views) Basketball fix of the day: Purdue's Robbie Hummel is planning a 2011-12 return to the Boilermakers following season-ending surgery to fix his re-torn ACL, according to his father. (ESPN) Always look on the bright side of life. A BCS championship may be out of the question, but there's still a lot for Ohio State to fight for. Such as a Rose Bowl berth and extending the winning streak against Michigan to a seventh straight year. (Eleven Warriors) Mirror, Mirror. Iowa and Wisconsin are called mirror-images of each other. So which quarterback gets to be cool Mirror Universe Spock and wear the goatee, Scott Tolzien or Ricky Stanzi? (ESPN) Ghost story. Students at Penn State are planning an unofficial "ghost out" for the Oct. 30 home game against Michigan. The goal is to get fans to dress up as ghosts. And yes, the obligatory KKK white sheet comment has been made. So don't waste you're time coming up with one. (Onward State) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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Congratulations, Ole Miss. It's a bear.

Congratulations, Ole Miss. It's a bear.

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 14, 2010



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Your Freudian Nightmare of the Night via Bucky Badger

Your Freudian Nightmare of the Night via Bucky Badger

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 13, 2010

This is just perfect. I had a nightmare last night involving Bucky Badger, Robbie Caldwell, and a turkey farm. Then


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Behold...UGA VIII!

Behold...UGA VIII!

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 13, 2010



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Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Florida, Tennessee, Ole Miss and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Florida, Tennessee, Ole Miss and more

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 13, 2010


And the award for "Media Irresponsibility in the Favre Sexting Scandal" goes to...

And the award for "Media Irresponsibility in the Favre Sexting Scandal" goes to...

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 13, 2010

Bleacher Report, who decided it would a fun idea to put online a slideshow called "Brett Favre: 15 Other Reporters We'd Like To See Him Send Sexts To." Not only does this reach a level of tasteless almost beyond the original Deadspin story that started this media brouhaha, it raises it up a notch by promoting the cyberstalking of female media personalities. After the real life incident involving Erin Andrews, it's quite disturbing to see one of the more standard online sports media sites going in this direction. (via Bleacher Report) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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Pssst....Want to hear Nick Saban say a dirty word?

Pssst....Want to hear Nick Saban say a dirty word?

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 12, 2010

Oh, the stuff that shows up on YouTube.


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Dawgageddon: Caleb King suspended for two games

Dawgageddon: Caleb King suspended for two games

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 12, 2010


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