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Thanks to ESPN, the Ole Miss/Admiral Ackbar meme jumps the shark.

Thanks to ESPN, the Ole Miss/Admiral Ackbar meme jumps the shark.

By Wright Blan in SWRT on September 7, 2010

How can you tell that a meme has jumped the shark? When ESPN does a promo based on it. Translation: The Ole Miss/Admiral Ackbar meme has jumped the shark.


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This is what Barbara Dooley was wearing Saturday at the Vols' game. OUCH!

This is what Barbara Dooley was wearing Saturday at the Vols' game. OUCH!

By Wright Blan in SWRT on September 7, 2010

When I heard that Barbara Dooley went to son Derek Dooley's Tennessee debut in an orange and white outfit, I thought I could handle it. Derek is her son, and if wearing the shade of orange only less offensive


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Big Tentacles: Iowa, Michigan, Penn State, and more

Big Tentacles: Iowa, Michigan, Penn State, and more

By Wright Blan in SWRT on September 6, 2010



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Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Florida, Ole Miss, UGA, and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Florida, Ole Miss, UGA, and more

By Wright Blan in SWRT on September 6, 2010


Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Tennessee/UNC fallout, ACC predictions, and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Tennessee/UNC fallout, ACC predictions, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 18, 2010

Tennessee dropping UNC fallout. The trading out of Buffalo for UNC compared to...khakis? (Rocky Top Talk) And for the Tar Heel response: They'll make something out of Tennessee being too much of a wuss to face the Heels, or something like that. (Carolina March) Boston College vs. Virginia Tech in the ACC Championship? That's what the prediction from a poll of SB Nation ACC blogs says. At least the ACC expansion is working out for two of the three teams involved. How it's working out for the ACC is still up for debate. (BC Interruption) Can Alabama go undefeated again? With Penn State and Florida on the schedule, it's going to be tough. (Team Speed Kills) Should Maryland get new uniforms? Probably, especially if Under Armour wants to get more collegiate teams in their product. (Testudo Times)

Derek Dooley: Footage of His Hairness'  headgear

Derek Dooley: Footage of His Hairness' headgear

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 18, 2010

Via knoxnews' YouTube, here's footage of Derek Dooley with what is now the most famous headgear in Tennessee. At least outside the Country Music Hall of Fame. You can see why the Vols' Nation has gone wild over His Hairness' haberdashery. It's not quite The Bear's houndstooth hat, or Steve Spurrier's visor. But it may be enough of a fashion statement to make people forget about Mama Barbara Dooley's orange feather boa.

16 days until college football season starts

16 days until college football season starts

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 18, 2010


Your Monent of Tebowness: Should Tebow start for the Broncos in Week One? Is he

Your Monent of Tebowness: Should Tebow start for the Broncos in Week One? Is he "Already bigger" the

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 17, 2010

Could Tim Tebow be the starter for the Denver Broncos by Week One  of the 2010 NFL season? Realistically, it would probably take a whole lot of underperformance  from Kyle Orton and Brady Quinn to bump His Tebowness up from the number three QB to number one. Mind you, Quinn didn't really help himself in the first preseason game, while Tebow ran the ball in for a touchdown. Meanwhile, the Bleacher Report's RM Herold gives his ten reasons why Tebow will start in Game One. Among the reasons are Orton and Quinn being underwhelming, Josh McDaniels seeing Tebow as his Tom Brady, the first game being in Jacksonville, and most importantly, the buzz from the Broncos' fans. Herold's fellow Bleacher Report writer Elliott Pohnl takes the Tebowmania even further, giving the reasons why Tebow is "Already Bigger Than John Elway." That's bigger, not better. And while the hype surrounding Tebow might seem bigger than the legacy of Elway, that doesn't always make it so. Tebow will have to start proving Pohnl's point based on his performance on the field in the NFL, not with his own college legacy. (via Bleacher Report)

Derek Dooley's headgear puts Vols' fans in a frenzy.

Derek Dooley's headgear puts Vols' fans in a frenzy.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 17, 2010

First Tennessee fans went crazy over Derek Dooley's hair. Now they're going ga-ga over his hat. His Hairness has been protecting his famous follicles from the grueling Tennessee heat with this Tilley Airflo hat shown on the left. Naturally, every Vols' fan wants one now. The trouble is that Tilley doesn't make them with the Vol's logo. That little detail was added by Tennessee equipment manager, Roger Frazier. Tilley apparently doesn't do college logos, for some reason. Too bad, the company is passing up on a license to print money. (via Go Vols Xtra)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: ESPN, Tennessee, LSU, and more.

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: ESPN, Tennessee, LSU, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 17, 2010

ESPN's College Gameday  at Chick-Fil-A kickoff game. on September 4. North Carolina  in Atlanta will get to see if Lee Corso dons Ramses' head at the end of the show. LSU fans hope to see Mike the Tiger's head around Corso's neck. Actually UNC's fans probably wouldn't mind seeing that either. (ESPN)    Tennessee players want return of black jerseys. The Vols donned the black jerseys last Halloween, and Vols players would love to see them return. Bulldog players wanted to wear their black jerseys too...before the 2008 game against Alabama. Be careful what you wish for. (Go Vols Xtra) Zach Lee is an ex-Tiger. LSU QB Zach Lee signs a deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers. (LSUsports.net) Kyle Parker signs deal with Rockies. Deal allows him to still play for Clemson. (ESPN) Three SEC QB's on Manning Award watch list.  Greg McElroy (Alabama) and Ryan Mallett (Arkansas) are the usual suspects. Jordan Jefferson (LSU). Rounds out the trio. (ESPN)

17 days until college football season starts

17 days until college football season starts

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 17, 2010


Is Georgia in the wrong division?

Is Georgia in the wrong division?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 16, 2010

Team Speed Kills has some interesting analysis of SEC inter-division play. According to its statistics, Georgia has the best inter-division record, followed by Florida, and a tie between Alabama and Tennessee. So this obviously brings up a good question: Is Georgia in the wrong division? From a record standpoint it might look like the answer would be "yes." Though realistically, Georgia would probably have as tough of a time facing Alabama and LSU every year as they do facing Florida and Tennessee yearly now. So the winning percentage might stay the same or even get worse. And switching divisions would in all probability mean switching out Auburn with Florida as an intra-division rival. Because there's no way either UGA or Florida would give up playing the World's Largest (Censored by Dr. Adams). It would be a better deal for Florida in that case, since they probably wouldn't mind dropping facing LSU every year for Georgia. And that would mean Georgia facing a true Murderer's Row - Florida, Alabama, Auburn, LSU, Arkansas - add Georgia Tech to that mix, and the Dawgs' quest for a yearly SEC title gets harder than getting  any easier. And Gerogia switching divisions would probably only happen if the SEC expanded eastward instead of westward, adding a couple of teams from either the ACC, Big East, or some non-BCS conference. In other words, don't hold your breath about it happening anytime soon. (via Team Speed Kills)

Oh snap! Mike Leach is gonna be an analyst for CBS

Oh snap! Mike Leach is gonna be an analyst for CBS

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 16, 2010

Fired Texas Tech head football coach Mike Leach is going to serve as an analyst for CBS College Sports this upcoming college football season. Expect leach to be in the booth for a lot of Conference USA, Mountain West, and US service academy games.  (CBS College Sports)

18 days until college football season starts

18 days until college football season starts

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 16, 2010


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