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UGA back on top as America's top party school.

UGA back on top as America's top party school.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 2, 2010

The University of Georgia is back on top where it belongs...as the top party school in the country. The Princeton Review, the nation's purveyor of all things college, named UGA the top party school, up from number four last year. Ironically, number two is Ohio University, Athens. Yes, the top two party schools are in cities that share the same name. The bad news for Athens, Georgia is that it still isn't the number one party school in the state. That title still goes to Milledgeville. Because destroying the reputation of an NFL Super Bowl winning quarterback always getting you scoreboard. (via Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Masoli mania, Wuerffel vs. Tebow, Clemson schadenfreude

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Masoli mania, Wuerffel vs. Tebow, Clemson schadenfreude

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 2, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news, with the occasional pesky Southern school from another conference.)       Masoli finally a Rebel? Masoli finally a Rebel. (FOX Sports) "(Jeremiah) Masoli is immediately the most accomplished signal-caller in the conference going into the season." Because Matt Hinton said so. (Dr. Saturday) Oh no he's not! Spencer Hall disagrees, pointing out that while Masoli won the Rose Bowl, Greg McElroy won the frickin' BCS title. Advantage: Hall. (EDSBS) Is Derek Dooley lying? Suggestions that His Hairness has not been completely honest in regards to the handling of Bryce Brown and  Nick Lamaison. (Rocky Top Talk)  Hurricanes lose strength. Miami dismisses defensive end Steven Wesley for the dreaded "academic reasons." (The 7th Floor) Boston College's chances of hosting ESPN's College GameDay this season? Pretty slim to none. (BC Interruption)   Danny Wuerffel is the greatest Florida Gator ever, and not Tim Tebow. Because Mike Bianchi said so. Mile Bianchi is nuts. (Orlando Sentinel) The end of Clemson's Orange-Brick Road of Schadenfreude. Shakin' the Southland's "The Worst of the 2000's" finally reaches the worst loss of the decade. And it ends where it should, with the Tigers losing to Georgia in Death Valley in 2003. (Shakin' the Southland)

Pimpin' it Old School with Bear Bryant

Pimpin' it Old School with Bear Bryant

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 2, 2010

These newfangled SEC coaches think they know how to pimp for sponsors. Here's The Bear to show them how it's really done. Too bad Bear's not around to straighten the banks of today out. He'd probably do better than the Dems and the GOP combined.

Wake Forest has a defensive end named Gelo Orange? Wake Forest has a defensive end named Gelo Orange

Wake Forest has a defensive end named Gelo Orange? Wake Forest has a defensive end named Gelo Orange

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 2, 2010

 This is Gelo Orange. He's a defensive end for Wake Forest and is in his junior year. And please, keep your snarky talk radio jokes to yourself. I've already heard the one about the  kids (alledegly) named Orangello and Lemongello one too many frakin' times, and don't care to hear it again. But it should be noted that Wake Forest is also the school that got a commitment from the now-legendary high school defensive end  God's Power Offor for it's 2011 class. Wake Forest may not win another ACC title anytime soon, but they apparently have two good candidates for 2011's Name of the Year tournament.   (From Darren Rovell via Twitter)

Expansion silliness: Memphis joining the Big East?

Expansion silliness: Memphis joining the Big East?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 1, 2010

Just when you thought conference expansion silliness was over,  along comes another silly expansion rumor. SB Nation reports rumors that Memphis will be joining the Big East. Yeah, not exactly something to write home about. And not quite a shock either. As Memphis was actively trying to join a BCS conference since last year. Be warned, however. The report comes from a tweet from Kentucky Sports Radio. Any you know how reliable those sports radio rumors are. Just repeat to yourself the SWRT mantra on expansion rumours: "The voices in your head don't count as reliable sources."  (via SB Nation)

Big Tentacles:  Penn State, Rich Rod, Ron Zook, and Purdue...basketball

Big Tentacles: Penn State, Rich Rod, Ron Zook, and Purdue...basketball

By Juan Cena in SWRT on August 1, 2010

(Big Tentacles is the SWRT look at the Big 10 and the teams it not-so-secretly covets.)  Yes, that's Bucky Badger in that image. Why is the there? Because I just saw Inception Saturday night, and what better reason is there to put the #1 creature in my Nightmare Closet in this edition of "Big Tentacles?"  Hey Penn State fans, going to the 'Bama game? Here's a link to a guide to make your trip to Tuscaloosa a  little easier. (Penn State Central) Rich Rodriguez is on The Hot Seat at Michigan. But it's a  seat that's actually hot, not the one Mark Richt sits on while Paul Finebaum breathes on it to say its hot. (Bleacher Report) Why does Ron Zook still have a job at Illinois? It was just plain cheaper to keep him, if you need the plain honest truth about it. (Hail to the Orange) Purdue basketball preview. I'll bet these guys get their Christmas shopping done by mid-November. (Boiled Sports)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Jeremiah Masoli, Clemson, Mark Richt and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Jeremiah Masoli, Clemson, Mark Richt and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 31, 2010

Jeremiah Masoli should just say he's sorry.  Because Tony Barnhart said so. (Mr. College Football) NCAA meets with Clemson players over Agentgate. This is how it hopefully started out: (Rivals.com) Tennessee turf war? Derek Dooley wants to install artificial turf in Neyland Stadium. Athletic Director Mike Hamilton isn't too hot on the idea, though. (Go Vols XTra) Still going. Mark Richt has outlasted 31 past and present coaches in the SEC during his tenure at UGA. (Team Speed Kills) Boston College's Mark Herzilch profiled by ESPN the Magazine. Herzilch's battle with Ewing's Sarcoma has turned into a fight to make a comeback on the gridiron. It's in the current issue (allegedly) edited by Ron Artest. (BC Interruption, Business Wire)

Derek Dooley is still not over Bryce Brown

Derek Dooley is still not over Bryce Brown

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 31, 2010

(Cue the Carolina Liar)  Derek Dooley refuses to release Bryce Brown from his Tennessee scholarship. This pretty much means that Brown could only be a walk-on at another school and pay his own way, as opposed to being on scholarship. Does it sound like His Hairness is bitter or something? Maybe it's leftover residue at Rocky Top from Lane Kiffin. Then again, it could be that there's really something in the water in Tennessee that causes reactions like this. Or maybe it's from the corn from that jar. (Go Vols.com)

Pimpin' with Urban Meyer: Freshly squeezed edition

Pimpin' with Urban Meyer: Freshly squeezed edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 31, 2010

Urban Meyer pimping orange juice? Urban Meyer pimping orange juice.

Big Tentacles:  Michigan State, Michigan, Neil Armstrong, and more.

Big Tentacles: Michigan State, Michigan, Neil Armstrong, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 30, 2010

(Big Tentacles is the SWRT look at the Big 10 and the teams it not-so-secretly covets.)  Michigan State has gone 1,000 days without losing to Michigan in football or men's basketball. This would be more impressive if The Spartans had played the Wolverines more than six times. (The Only Colors) Michigan's “All Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Team.” (offense). Made up "of players whose Michigan careers were cut short due to injury, misbehavior, or apathy." For some reason it includes Ryan Mallett, described as "a sure-fire first-round NFL pick barring a cataclysmic injury, or VD." (Wolverine Liberation Army) Big Ten Network primer for Cornhuskers.  Helping Nebraska fans make the transition to the Big Ten easier explaining how to get the Big Ten Network. (As in through cable/satelite service providers. The actual concept of a Big Ten network shouldn't be that difficult to grasp.) (Corn Nation) Neil Armstrong: Hero, Astronaut, Purdue graduate. Enough reason to mention him here, the first in Hammer & Rails' "Profiles in Heroism." (Hammer & Rails) The four most important Iowa football players. Surprise! Ricky Stanzi is the most important. (The Daily Iowan, via Black Heart Gold Pants) Ohio State's Terrelle Pryor is the Big Ten's "only viable candidate for the Heisman trophy." (Fanhouse) Oh no, he's not! (The Pitt Stop)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Jeremiah Masoli, 3-D football, Georgia football helmets and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Jeremiah Masoli, 3-D football, Georgia football helmets and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 30, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news, with the occasional pesky Southern school from another conference.)      Jeremiah Masoli update. Masoli still not a Rebel, but reportedly has been invited to visit Ole Miss by Houston Nutt. Word of advice for everybody over on Oxford: hide your laptops. (CBS Sports) ESPN to air Virginia Tech-Boise State Game in 3-D on September 18. It's probably a good thing this game is being played at FedEx Field in Washington D.C. instead of Bronco Stadium in Boise. The idea of that blue turf in 3-D is somewhat unnerving. (Block-C) Clemson at Auburn to also air in 3-D. Because you can't have enough orange in 3-D. (Block-C) The secret history of the University of Georgia football helmet. The Dawgs came real close to wearing a helmets instead of the red helmets known far and wide today. There's also a brief rundown of alternate uni combinations to boot, including the infamous black helmets. (Junkyard Blog, via Leather Helmet Blog) Maybe Joe Cox just wasn't a day person. Comparing the "Ginger Ninja's" day and night game records. (Team Speed Kills) Word that best describes Tennessee's quarterbacks this year? "Young" (Go Vols XTra) Word that specifically describes Tennessee quartrback Tyler Bray? "Lame"

Great Moments in Bad Sports Art: Paul Johnson Obamaed

Great Moments in Bad Sports Art: Paul Johnson Obamaed

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 30, 2010

There wasn't an option for a white and gold version? (via From the Rumble Seat)

One of these things is not like the other...

One of these things is not like the other...

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 30, 2010

A picture from ACC Media Days on Frank Beamer's official website gave Boston College fans a glimpse of what the team's new Under Armour-produced jerseys (modeled by Mark Herzlich). The changes made seem to be slight, with the most noticeable being gold instead of white letters on the back. Golden Eagle fans might wince at seeing Virginia Tech's Tyrod Taylor and John Graves in this picture. But it's good seeing Mark Herzlich in a BC jersey again after his battle with cancer. Hopefully we'll all be seeing him wearing it on the gridiron a lot this upcoming season. (via BC Interruption)

The 2011 Chick-Fil-A Kickoff Game you WON'T be seeing.

The 2011 Chick-Fil-A Kickoff Game you WON'T be seeing.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 30, 2010

There was a story flying around about USC and Georgia playing in the 2011 Chick-Fil-A Kickoff Game. But Gary Stokan, the game's president, has shot it down. While USC still has interest in playing in the Georgia Dome, UGA already has  Louisville scheduled for that weekend in Athens. Though Louisville isn't as sexy as facing Lane Kiffin and USC, isn't exactly chopped liver with former Gator defensive coordinator Charlie Strong at the Cardinal's helm. And there would bound to be critics claiming that the Dawgs would be trying to run away from facing him, especially if Louisville manages to have a good season next year. Mind you, most of those critics were orange and blue, but appearances are appearances. And on top of that, it would probably cost Georgia a lot of money to scrub the game to boot, through paying off Lousiville, and lost revenue from not playing at home. And even with a profitable football program like Georgia has, money is money, especially in these times. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

Your Moment of Tebowness NEWS FLASH: Tebow signs with Broncos.

Your Moment of Tebowness NEWS FLASH: Tebow signs with Broncos.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 29, 2010

Broncos (and Gators) fans can breathe easier. Tebow has gotten his deal done with Denver. "The Broncos have announced that quarterback Tim Tebow, a first-round draft pick for the team, has agreed to terms on a 5-year deal. Tebow will get a five-year contract worth between $11.5 million and $12 million. The guarantee will be in excess of $8 million. There had been a report the contract had a max value of $33 million but that includes difficult to reach incentives." (The Denver Post) 

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