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What Passes for Life: He Hate Me edition

What Passes for Life: He Hate Me edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 18, 2010

He Hate Me. "The Most Disliked People in Sports," according to Forbes. Somehow Lane Kiffin dodn't make it to the list, but the obvious suspects like Michael Vick and Al Davis did. (Forbes.com) The ratings are in. Thursday night's Game 7  was the most watched NBA Finals game since Michael Jordan and the Bulls won their sixth and final title in 1998. ABC probably thank Ron Artest's psychologist too. As well as that Kobe guy. (Warming Glow) Leonardo DiCaprio to play J. Edgar Hoover? In a Clint Eastwood directed biopic even? That's what the story is. No word if Leo wears a dress in the film. (Ain't It Cool News) An end of an era in Boston? It might just have been the end of the line for one Celtic legend last night...Brian Scalabrine (Ball Don't Lie)

Vols fan wants to humiliate Kiffin with billboard

Vols fan wants to humiliate Kiffin with billboard

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 18, 2010

(Cue the Carolina Liar) You would think Tennessee fans would have finally gotten over Lane Kiffin dumping the Vols for USC and were all set to start building heathen altars in their dens to Derek Dooley's hair (in front of the shrine to Peyton Manning). But along comes the NCAA and those pesky Reggie Bush related sanctions to USC to pull the scab off the wound. Well, did take a while, but some Kiffin-related silliness is starting to take place. It looks like a Vol Fan  wants to put up a billboard in Los Angeles mocking Kiffin and USC. Update on our humiliate on Operation Humiliate Kiffin. We're now doing a BILLBOARD. Perhaps on THE SUNSET STRIP! It's going to be about 7 grand. We have a guy who will match any donations we get by the end of today.. Here's a look at what the billboard might look like:  Not quite original and probably quite delusional as well. (via Loser With Socks, The Edge on Tony Basilo.com)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Friday 6/18/10 edition

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Friday 6/18/10 edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 18, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news) Chicken vs. the Sea. South Carolina to face Navy in 2011. And they're paying the Midshipmen $950,000 to play to Columbia. (Leather Helmet Blog) Razorbacks not going anywhere. Arkansas chancellor denies sending out feelers about joining the Big 12. (The Times Record)  Javarie, we hardly knew ye. Maryland incoming freshman Javarie Johnson leaving school due to "academic and personal issues." He plans to transfer to another school. (Testudo Times) I'm opposed to the idea, but...Alligator Army blogger mlmintampa comments about the statues Florida plans to Heisman winners Tim Tebow, Steve Spurrier, and Danny Wuerffel, and how the privately donated money used could have gone to other needs. It's not going t stop him from getting his picture next to His Tebowness' graven image, though. (Alligator Army)

Golden State Warriors go back to the future with new logo and unis

Golden State Warriors go back to the future with new logo and unis

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2010

Remember that line in U2's "God Part II" where Bono sings "You glorify the past when the future dries up?" Well, the Golden State Warriors are testing that theory out with their new logo and jersey. The logo recreates the classic "The City" logo with the Golden Gate Bridge, replacing it with the under-construction Eastern Span of the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge. It's also boring as crap. The old "City" logo may be popular with some GSW fans, but it was kind of boring and gaudy at the same time. While the return to blue and gold it welcome, it would have been better to go with something a little more modern. Or if going retro absolutely positively  had to be a priority, Golden State should have gone with something closer to the unis of the "Run TMC" days. Which were a lot cooler in their own conservative sort of way. That was sweet looking. Maybe the fact GWS doesn't go back to something closer to this has to do with their giving Mullin the boot last year in his GM role.  Too bad. The uni looked way better than  the "City" version. It had a classic, but not dated look. (visa SLAM Online)

Mexico defeats France. It's Cinco de Mayo all over again!

Mexico defeats France. It's Cinco de Mayo all over again!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2010

On May 5, 1862, the Mexican Army  defeated the French forces of Napoleon III in the Battle of Puebla. Today it is used as an excuse to get drunk celebrated as Cinco de Mayo. Now, on July 17, 2010. Mexico punks the French again. This time at the World Cup. Mexico's soccer team defeated their French counterparts, all but ending France's dreams of reaching the World Cup championship game. Mexicans will be celebrating this as a huge victory today. So it pretty much means that Americans should do so as well. With a little push, Diecisiete de Junio could be as huge as Cinco de Mayo. Party on! (via Yahoo! Sports)

What Passes for Life: Drunk and Fugly edition

What Passes for Life: Drunk and Fugly edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2010

Yes, there is a conference expansion drinking game. And not surprisingly, a Georgia Bulldog blogger invented it. (Dawg Sports) "Things That Will Get Charlie Sheen Killed in Jail." Like being Charlie Sheen isn't enough? (UPROXX) (By the way, I wonder if Charlie ever saw brother Emilio Estevez in In the Custody of Strangers?) Dangling Chads. The New York Yankees have a disproportionate number of Chads on the roster. You mean that the Yankees having a disproportionate number of anything is really a shock? (Walkoff Walk) Feds raid an Atlanta BBQ joint. They had a tip the place was using a recipe straight out of Fried Green Tomatoes. That's not true, but it'd be awesome (in an admittedly disturbing sort of way). (Atlanta Journal-Constitution) Infant pandas are fugly. But not as fugly as Real World dorks wearing panda hats. (Deadspin)

Expansion silliness: Jerry Jones wants alma mater Arkansas in the Big 12

Expansion silliness: Jerry Jones wants alma mater Arkansas in the Big 12

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2010

Just when the dust is settling over the Big 12 non-implosion, Jerry Jones has to come around and kick some more up. Jerrah wants the Arkansas Razorbacks in the Big 12, and back in its traditional role as another of Texas' lapdogs. And he wants to bring in Notre Dame as well. It seems that being in the SEC isn't good enough anymore for Jerrah's beloved Razorbacks. Or maybe he's been counting the money he'd lose with a ten member Big 12, and no Big 12 Championship in The Heathen Temple to His Avarice Cowboys Stadium. It may actually be more of a case of the later than of the former. The Razorbacks may just be the most convenient (and closest to the heart) means to an end.  While it's hard to say that Jerry Jones will succeed in his latest scheme, it's hard to say that he won't, either. At least not in some form or another. He might not succeed in getting his alma mater in the Big 12. He might be able to twist the arms of Dan Bebe and whoever he needs to in Texas to get a couple of teams to replace Nebraska and Colorado.   (via SB Nation)

Yes Virginia, there is a

Yes Virginia, there is a "Downfall Hitler loses it over the vuvuzela" video

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 17, 2010

(via Leather Helmet Blog)

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow gets bronzed via statue at The Swamp

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow gets bronzed via statue at The Swamp

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 16, 2010

(Your Moment of Tebowness is SWRT's recurring feature on the cultural phenomenon that is His Tebowness. Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?) Having Tim Tebow's "Promise" speech engraved a plaque in front of the Heavener Football Complex apparently wasn't enough for Florida. The UF athletic association has given approval for a bronze statue of Tim Tebow to be installed outside Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. The Bronze likeness of His Tebowness will be joined by statues of fellow Gator Heisman Trophy winners Steve Spurrier and Danny Wuerffel. They will all be paid for through private pledges. Apparently the association didn't want to people to think that they were singling Tebow out for his achievements at Florida. But we know better than that, don't we? The Spurrier and Wuerffel statues will be shown passing the football, while His Tebowness' statue will be carrying the football. But honestly,  I was kind of hoping that this is the image it will be based on: It just screams Tebowness, doesn't it? (via EDSBS,  The Chalkboard, The Gainesville Sun )

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Looking back at Ramblin' Wreck's wreck and other notes

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Looking back at Ramblin' Wreck's wreck and other notes

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 16, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news) Remembering the Ramblin' Wreck's wreck. Recalling the anniversary of the accident where the Ramblin' Wreck was damaged while being transported to a wedding in Savannah, of all things, and the efforts  to repair it. (From the Rumble Seat) Former USC linebacker Jarvis Jones transfers to UGA. Reports say this has to do with USC refusing to clear him for spring practice after a neck injury than with those pesky NCAA sanctions. It's a story that's almost believable. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution) Auburn deserves 2004 Championship title. Auburn and its supporters should really be more focused on winning the 2010 BCS instead of living in the past. (al.com) More silly SEC expansion rumors. As usual, the voices in your head don't count as reliable sources. (Loser With Socks) Les Miles vs. FOX News' Shepard Smith. The LSU coach gets in some friendly jabs at the FOX News personality, who attended Old Miss. (Friends of the Program)

The Izzo brings out the manlove at Michigan State.

The Izzo brings out the manlove at Michigan State.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 16, 2010

Tom Izzo's decision not to bolt Michigan State for the Cleveland Cavaliers brought out the manlove in his players, who almost turned into a very public furpile. (The Only Colors,  Beyond the Arc)

Big Tentacles: The Big 10  news and notes featuring Tom Izzo and the new kid on the block

Big Tentacles: The Big 10 news and notes featuring Tom Izzo and the new kid on the block

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 16, 2010

(Big Tentacles is the SWRT look at the Big 10 and the teams it not-so-secretly covets.) The Izzo stays put. Tom Izzo picks staying at Michigan St. over the job of Cleveland Cavaliers head coach and the uncertainty of whether LeBron James will be there next year. (Yahoo! Sports) Trying to figure out how Big 10 divisional play would look like. Heck, I did this months ago. (Eleven Warriors) For the love of Nebraska. A Big 10 look at reasons to love Nebraska football. (The Rivalry, Esq.) And what exactly does adding Nebraska do for the Big 10?  An examination of what newest Big 10 member Nebraska brings to sports other than football. (Black Heart Gold Pants)

What Passes for Life: Back to normal edition

What Passes for Life: Back to normal edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 15, 2010

The Strasburg manlove continues. Stephen Strasburg named NL Player of the Week. (Yahoo! Sports)Miami-Dade county in Florida considering changing its name to Miami-Waid county for a week. I though that there wasn't anything more pathetic than Cleveland trying to get LeBron James to stay. But sadly, there is. (The Miami Herald)Mirko Filipovic detained by Canadian authorities. They thought "Cro Cop" might have been a war criminal, because of his being a policeman in Croatia. (Cagewriter)What to wear with your World Cup soccer team jersey. I hear the English team is wearing paper bags over their heads with theirs. (Esquire)

Chipper Jones does his own Texas two-step on retirement.

Chipper Jones does his own Texas two-step on retirement.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 15, 2010

Chipper Jones owns a ranch in Texas. Which somehow makes perfect sense considering the on and off-again announcement of his retirement at the end of the Braves' 2010 season. What he essentially did today was what Texas has been doing for the past week or so. While Jones' decision didn't involve the kind of massive upheaval to keep him from making an announcement today, it does leave the door open for a minor drama point for the Braves as a post-Bobby Cox era looms.(via Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

Your Moment of Tebowness: Video evidence of Gators becomming Bronco fans

Your Moment of Tebowness: Video evidence of Gators becomming Bronco fans

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 15, 2010

(Your Moment of Tebowness is SWRT's recurring feature on the cultural phenomenon that is His Tebowness. Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?)WUFT, a PBS station owned by the University of Florida took a look at how Gator fans are starting to root for Denver now that His Tebowness is a Bronco. And yes, there's a mention of that pesky Broncogator thing.

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