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Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Expansion dominated edition

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Expansion dominated edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 14, 2010

Texas A&M is still not in the SEC. But it looks more like it could happen. (Dr. Saturday)The SEC needs Oklahoma. Not really, it just falls in the "keeping up with the Joneses category. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)Today's best argument for Texas A&M not to be in the SEC. TAMU may only be a little better than South Carolina when it comes to gridiron success. By that reasoning Wake Forest should be in the SEC. (Dawg Sports)Why not Houston? An argument for Houston joining the SEC. One that has a lack of substantive positives that Houston could bring to the table, but a lot of possibilities. (Team Speed Kills)

What's wrong with this picture?

What's wrong with this picture?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 14, 2010

There are members of three professional sports teams from Chicago. With them is the Stanley Cup, which was won by one of those teams, who were being honored at Wrigley Field Sunday night. There is one team in this picture that is not like the other two teams. Which of these three team does not belong in this picture?(hint: It's the one that hasn't won a championship in this century. Heck, it's the one that hasn't won a championship in over a century, period.)(via ESPN)

Top ten reasons why Texas A&M shouldn't be allowed to join the SEC.

Top ten reasons why Texas A&M shouldn't be allowed to join the SEC.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 13, 2010

Even though Big 12 Commissioner Mike Bebe is making a latch-ditch plea to keep the conference together, it looks like Texas and most of the Big 12 South will go join the Pac-10. Texas A&M, however, is still looking at joining the SEC. And the SEC is actually considering it, for some gosh-awful reason.Why is this such a bad idea? Just take a look.10. Texas A&M is the fourth best football team in Texas. The state of Texas has fielded three teams that went to the BCS is the past two years. The Aggies weren't one of them.9. Texas barely counts as the South. Sure, Texas was in the Confederacy. But I don't recall hearing about Sherman marching through Dallas. (Yeah, there was Galveston. It doesn't really count as driving Old Dixie down.)8. This tweet from Dr. Saturday's Matt Hinton:"Scanning photo wires for last post reminds me again that Texas A&M leads the nation by far in homoerotic rituals." 7. The Aggies lost the 2009 Independence Bowl to the worst Georgia team since Ray Goff was coach. And at 6-6, they barely qualified for it in the first place.6. The Aggies don't have cheerleaders, they have Yell Leaders.I'm beginning to think Matt Hinton was right.5. TAMU had to bail out the $16 million in-the-hole athletic department. In contrast, the Georgia athletic department gave the school $2 million of its $7 million dollar surplus this year to help overcome budget shortfalls.4. Reveille, the Texas A&M mascot.Seriously? A collie? And a female collie if that? Imagine what would happen if she and UGA got loose at the same game at the same time. Think of what the puppies would look like.3. Texas Governor Rick Perry is a Texas A&M graduate. 'Nuff said.2. The Texas A&M Corps of Cadets. There's nothing like an ROTC program transformed into a full-fledged Freudian Nightmare.1. The SEC already has two teams where Bear Bryant was head coach (Kentucky and Alabama). That's more than enough.(Rivals.com, Orangebloods, Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

What Passes for Life: 6/12/10

What Passes for Life: 6/12/10

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 12, 2010

Where will the Big Ten championship be held? A sampling of the possible sites. (Dr. Saturday)AP will not re-vote on USC's 2004 National Championship. Deal with it, Auburn. But do you blame them after how that Brian Cushing re-vote went? (al.com)Question of the day. "Whose haircut is worse Jeff Reed or Mel Kiper Jr?" (Yahoo! Answers)

TCU not open to Baylor in the Mountain West Conference

TCU not open to Baylor in the Mountain West Conference

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 12, 2010

The Mountain West Conference may be open to letting the leftover Big 12 schools join the conference, but one school probably won't feel too welcome. TCU reportedly doesn't want Baylor to join the MWC. This may go back to ill feelings over how the Bears got into the Big 12 while the Horned Frogs got left out in the cold. So much for those Texas schools sticking together.(via SportDayDFW)

Your  Ricky Stanzi

Your Ricky Stanzi "America, love it or leave it!" moment of the day

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 12, 2010

(In honor of Iowa mega-patriot Ricky Stanzi, SWRT presents this moment of what makes America great.)Back in 1986, in the short-lived UWF, there was a dirty commie Russian wrestler named Kortsia Korchenko was pulling the dirty commie stunt of covering his defeated opponents with the flag of the USSR. UWF Commissioner Cowboy Bill Watts finally got fed up with the vulgar display and went down to the ring to confront Korchenko and his dirty traitor manager "Hot Stuff" Eddie Gilbert. The other members of Gilbert's stable, the Blade Runners (Sting and Rock aka the future Ultimate Warrior) came down to the ring. Then Steve "Dr. Death" Williams came down to protect Watts' back. Fun ensues.

Expansion madness: The SEC should be American Idol, not The Celebrity Apprentice

Expansion madness: The SEC should be American Idol, not The Celebrity Apprentice

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 11, 2010

While Texas A&M's fellow Big 12 South schools are heading out west towards the Pac-10, the Aggies seem to be more interested looking eastward at the SEC. Although chances are that it will eventually end up dragging its tail behind Texas to the Pac-10 (as usual). This does show the dilemma the SEC faces in which direction in this chaotic era of conference expansion and collapse.Expansion for the SEC would truly mean expansion for expansion's sake, and not for any pressing need to fill a glaring hole or two. It has a championship game and an automatic BCS berth, so there are no pressing needs other than for increasing revenue. The needs for the SEC to expand seem to fall on mere keeping up with the Joneses than it does with any particular fiscal or structural need.In the current twelve member configuration the SEC may be almost perfect. The SEC contains almost every significant historical college football program in the South, with maybe two or three exceptions (Georgia Tech, Clemson, and FSU, if they must be named). Baring those schools and few nouveau riché programs (Miami, Virginia Tech), there aren't any true major programs in the South who aren't already in the SEC. (Mention Virginia and Maryland and if you want to hear a chuckle.)Going after any one of those schools might be worth it for the SEC for the sake of appearances, but it doesn't do much for the conference in any reasonable fashion. With the possible exception of Virginia, none of those schools really expand the SEC anywhere that is not already in the conference's reach. Adding Miami or FSU could possibly hurt Florida in some areas when it comes to recruiting, in fact.The Aggies' desire for a spot in the SEC seems to come more from financial need and a desire for a more equitable system of revenue sharing than anything. The athletic program reportedly had to be bailed out by the school due to being $16 million in debt. (Compare this to Georgia, where the athletic department pledged the school $2 million from it's surplus this year to compensate for the school's financial issues.) Texas A&M joining the SEC would be less of a marriage of connivance, and more the government bailout of GM.Texas A&M would give the SEC a foothold in the Texas market, but not much of one. What's worse, Texas A&M might be closer to being the fourth-best team in Texas than even being the second-best, behind Texas Tech and TCU. (If you have to ask who's first, you should probably just quit reading right now.)With expansion, he SEC go into one of two directions. It could be like American Idol, going after a school with an up and coming football program, or it could be The Celebrity Apprentice, with it's batch of b-list has-beens. Texas A&M falls into the Celebrity Apprentice category. It's more Brett Michaels than Carrie Underwood.What might be best for the SEC when it comes to expansion is to go after smaller, up and coming programs. It might be better for the SEC to go after programs that are young and hungry and wanting to prove its place in the world, as opposed to established and needy, like Texas A&M and the rest of the crumbs of the Big 12.There are a couple of schools like that which could fill the SEC's needs. In Texas, there's TCU. Like Texas, it went to the BCS last year. It's a rising star in the Lone Star State, and is on the move. So is SMU, which under June Jones may be on the way from finally getting under the shadow of getting the NCAA Death Penalty. Both are in the Dallas-Ft. Worth Area, which is a bigger market than College Station can give the SEC. Plus there's the always the chance of getting to use Jerry Jones' Heathen Temple to His Own Avarice Cowboys Stadium for when Florida or Alabama comes to town.To balance it out in the east, The SEC could go for East Carolina, which would be a foothold in the North Carolina market, and more plausible than trying to raid one of the ACC's Carolina schools. That or just raid Clemson (which honestly most SEC fans would prefer to just about anything) and let the ACC have the NC monopoly.Or, if its absolutely positively necessary to add another Florida school, the SEC should look at the University of South Florida. It's small enough that it wouldn't bite into Florida's recruiting, and it would give the SEC a foothold in South Florida. Miami might look enticing, but "The U" has the problem of tripping over itself. And if really hasn't helped the ACC any.Texas A&M may look good on the surface, but its pretty much a whitewashed tomb of a program. Most of the bigger established programs the SEC would have a decent chance of raiding are just like it. The SEC might just be better off getting a school with a smaller but growing football program it can help grow, instead of an older model with a habit of breaking down.(via Dr. Saturday, Sports Day DFW, Orangebloods, Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

After Nebraska move to Big 10. Four Big 12 schools ready to bolt for Pac-10

After Nebraska move to Big 10. Four Big 12 schools ready to bolt for Pac-10

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 11, 2010

The collapse of the Big 12 seems to be upon us. With Nebraska's Board of Regents accepting an invite into the Big 10, the conference's unraveling should start to happen shortly. SB Nation reports that at least four of the Big 12 South's schools (Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma State) will be looking to join the Pac-10.)(via SB Nation)

Boise State joins the Mountain West, but is it enough?

Boise State joins the Mountain West, but is it enough?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 11, 2010

It look a few days longer than originally thought, but Boise State is finally joining the Mountain West Conference. The delay being caused by this week's Big 12 havoc. The Broncos will have to wait until 2011 to play as a Mountain West member.The move is part of the MWC's attempt for a BCS automatic bid. Whether it would be enough is still up in the air. With the possible collapse of the Big 12, the conference could possibly add a refugee or two from that conference. Then there's the chance that TCU or Utah could be open to poaching other conferences, which would probably put the MWC back at square one.Boise St. to the MWC may be enough for an automatic BCS bid, but adding another quality school or two would probably help its chances out.(via ESPN)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: The Day After Tommorow

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: The Day After Tommorow

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 11, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)So, what's it like after yesterday's convergence of events?Texas must listen to any offer to join the SEC. Because Tony Barnhart says so. (Mr. College Football)The SEC must go after Texas A&M. Because Team Speed Kills said so. (Team Speed Kills)Not going anywhere (at least they say they aren't). Miami and Virginia Tech athletic directors say they're sticking with the ACC. Namely because the SEC hasn't talked to them about bolting. (Team Speed Kills)Be careful what you wish for. A look what happened when the ACC expanded to add Miami, Virginia Tech, and Boston College. It seems John Lennon was right about karma. (From the Rumble Seat)Bargain basement prices (if you're basement is in Beverly Hills). The minimum amount permitted for a lifetime donation for first-time Georgia season ticket buyers has dropped to $1,500. It was $10,651 two years ago. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)Caught between a rock and a hard place. Alabama seems reserved that nothing will be done to alleviate the "opponent off-week" controversy. (al.com)Shut up, Auburn. There's not a chance Auburn will be declared 2004 BCS Champion. (Dr. Saturday)UGA reports nine secondary violations. Compared to USC, and/or Lane Kiffin, they're amateurs. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

Your Moment of Tebowness: Peter King on Tebow.

Your Moment of Tebowness: Peter King on Tebow.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 10, 2010

(Your Moment of Tebowness is SWRT's recurring feature on the cultural phenomenon that is His Tebowness. Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?)Sports Illustrated features a Peter King written article on Tim Tebow in Denver Broncos training camp. While King gets a lot of grief on the internet for alledged slobbering over players like Brett Favre, the article is a pretty sober look at His Tebowness' progress in training camp. While Tebow has obviously impressed his coaches, it's obvious from the article that he still has a long ways to go toward being a starting QB in the NFL.(BTW, it's King's birthday too.)(via Sports Illustrated)

Expansion Madness wrapup

Expansion Madness wrapup

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 10, 2010

So. anything interesting happen at USC today? (ESPN)Regarding expansion, the SEC is quiet. Too quiet. Because Tony Barnhart says so. (Mr. College Football)And as the Big 10 adds Nebraska, there's a suggestion from a blogger that Michigan should be kicked out of the Big 10. Three guesses which school that blogger supports. (Eleven Warriors)What exactly is in the water in Kansas City? A Kansas City TV station sites sources saying Texas and Texas A&M are trying to get in the Big 10. Remember, the voices in your head don't count as reliable sources. Especially if it's coming out of KC. (KCTV)

What Passes for Life: Bad advice edition

What Passes for Life: Bad advice edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 10, 2010

(What Passes for Life is SWRT's collection of sports and non sports related links and hi-jinks.)Would you take advice from this man? Las Vegas Weekly asked Forrest Griffin to play Dear Abby and hand out some advice. Don't take it, because you'll probably end up spending the night at Mr. Po-Po's house. (Las Vegas Weekly, via Cagewriter)"I'm waiting by the phone. Waiting for you to call me up and tell me I'm not alone." A Rutgers blog gives reasons why Rutgers should be in the Big 10. (On the Banks)Rapunzel, or Medusa? Disney's Tangled features a reimaging of the Rapunzel fairy tale featuring a Rapunzel that is in a lot of ways more similar to the newly aquired Fantastic Four character Medusa. (Ain't It Cool News)Florida Marlins' new stadium to feature aquariums in the seats behind home plate. The Marlins will probably spend more money on the fish than they do the players. (Big League Stew)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Burning questions edition

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Burning questions edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 10, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)SEC expansion? Don't hold your breath. A satirical look at how the best candidates for the SEC may, uh, not be so great looking. (Team Speed Kills)Paul Finebaum thinks the SEC should kick Arkansas and South Carolina out. Shut up, Paul. (al.com, via Arkansas Expats)"Why no soccer in the SEC?" Well, somebody had to ask. What's shocking it that it's Roll 'Bama Roll doing the asking. One would think they wouldn't care about that "other football" game thing. As for answering the question, it probably is somehow Title IX related. (Roll 'Bama Roll)Why can't Georgia Tech fill up Bobby Dodd Stadium on a regular basis? High temperatures during early games and competition with the Braves and Falcons are investigated as factors. (From the Rumble Seat)Ryan Mallett goes under the knife again. This time to replace a screw in his surgically repaired left foot. Guess it's back to the scooter for Ryan .(Sports Illustrated)And since I'm on the subject. Has anybody noticed that Ryan Mallett looks a lot like Jorhan Van der Sloot?

Expansion Madness: Colorado Buffaloes roam to the Pac-10

Expansion Madness: Colorado Buffaloes roam to the Pac-10

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 10, 2010

Colorado isn't waiting for the Big 12 South to decide whether they stay or abandon ship. The Buffaloes have decided to roam toward the Pac-10. Apparently the school decided that waiting for the Texas schools to make up their minds was taking too long and decided not to wait on them. That leaves five schools left on the Pac-10's wish list. They had better be careful what they wish for.Colorado and Ralphie have better be careful too, they might end up shooting their eye out over this.(via Dr. Saturday)

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