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Tommy Tuberville balks at Big 12 conventional wisdom

Tommy Tuberville balks at Big 12 conventional wisdom

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 30, 2010

Though all the powers that be in the Big 12 have been all "happy happy joy joy" about the deal to keep the conference from imploding, it seems that  Tommy Tuberville failed to get the memo on the good news. In an interview with Rivals Radio, The new Texas Tech coach didn't seem to think that the Big 12's big fix would last. "I don't think this conference will last long because there is too much disparity between all the teams," Tuberville told host Bill King. "In the SEC, for instance, Vanderbilt makes as much money in the television contract as Florida. Everybody is good with it. Everybody is on the same page. Everyone gets the same votes. "That doesn't happen here in the Big 12. We have some teams that get a little bit more money and have a little bit more stroke than some of the other teams. And when that happens, you're gonna have teams looking for better avenues to leave and reasons to leave." From the sound of things, it seems that Tuberville is picking up where Mike Leach left off when it comes to being an outspoken Texas Tech head football coach. His bosses in Lubbock must be thrilled to hear about that.  (via ESPN)

Chickens Win College World Series

Chickens Win College World Series

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 30, 2010

Congratulations to the South Carolina Gamecocks on winning their first ever College World Series. Steve Spurrier's gonna be jealous of Ray Tanner for a minute or two at least. (via Rivals.com)

15,000 page hits. Thanks y'all

15,000 page hits. Thanks y'all

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 30, 2010

If you keep up with the counter, you'll notice that SWRT has hit the 15,000 mark. Thanks to everybody who has stopped in and taken a look around. That goes double for all of you who have come back. This does give me a chance to remind everybody to follow along with SWRT on Twitter. And that there's a SWRT Facebook group for you to check out too. Thanks again and enjoy the comming 4th of July weekend.

What Passes for Life, Macho edition: NBA Draft, College ties and more

What Passes for Life, Macho edition: NBA Draft, College ties and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 29, 2010

(What Passes for Life is SWRT's collection of sports and non sports related links and hi-jinks.) "How to Be "Macho Man" Randy Savage." About fifteen years after it really mattered.  (Uproxx) If the NBA Draft had a soundtrack...The Cleveland Cavaliers part would be accompanied by Britney Spears' "I'm a Slave 4 U," since they serve LeBron James whether they like it or not. Or for that matter, whether LeBron James even cares or not. (Ridiculous Upside) Laser Show on hold. Dustin Pedroia out six weeks with broke left foot. (Yahoo! Sports) Where have all the ties gone? Ivan Maisel laments on the lack of ties around college coaches' necks. (ESPN) Is Jerry Buss obsessed with the Eighties? The possibility that Jerry Buss' issues with Phil Jackson are over the desire of the Lakers' owner to return to the "Showtime" style of basketball. (The Association) Seth Petruzelli returns. The man who destroyed the myth of Kimbo Slice (and the EliteXC promotion along with it) is back in the UFC with a fight against Ricardo Romero on Saturday's UFC 116 card. (Cagewriter) Kevin Millar goes to a dark, scary place...inside Carlos Zambrano's head. (Big League Stew)

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow at NFL Rookie Symposium

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow at NFL Rookie Symposium

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 29, 2010

(Your Moment of Tebowness is SWRT's recurring feature on the cultural phenomenon that is His Tebowness. Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?)  Here's Tebow at the NFL Rookie Symposium, talking about his experience as an NFL rookie, Major Wright, and his new coach, Josh McDaniels. That is one ugly visor, though.

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: 6/29 College World Series Game 1, FSU, Ole Miss, Auburn and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: 6/29 College World Series Game 1, FSU, Ole Miss, Auburn and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 29, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)     Foghorn Leghorn beats Yogi Bear. South Carolina takes Game One of the College World Series by whipping UCLA 7-1. One more win and they'll have a National Championship. (ESPN) Derrick Brooks will have number retired by FSU. The Seminoles will honor the linebacker by retiring his #10 jersey number Nov. 13, when the Seminoles play Clemson. (ESPN, WCTV) Does Ole Miss really need a mascot that bad?  The Ghost of Jay Cutler (I kid you not) argues the search for a replacement is frivolous and that Ole Miss doesn't really need a mascot. (Red Cup Rebellion) Orange with envy. A call for expansion of Jordan-Hare Stadium to compete with Alabama's expansion of Bryant-Denny Stadium. At least 'Bama had a good excuse to expand Bryant-Denny. They needed the place to look good for that statue of Nick Saban they're installing. (Track 'Em Tigers) The U comes to DVD. The now legendary ESPN 30 For 30 documentary on Miami will be released on DVD August 17. (The 7th Floor) "20 Losses in 20 Years." The look at Tennessee's worse losses of the past decade returns with a look at The Vols' loss to Arkansas in 1999. (Rocky Top Talk)

Crimson Tide stadium intro for 2010

Crimson Tide stadium intro for 2010

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 29, 2010

Here's the stadium intro for the 2010 season for Alabama. It's got what you would expect from a Tide intro. Boasting about stats, clips from last season, and computer animated elephants with...crimson face paint? PeTCAA (People for the Ethical Treatment of  Computer Animated Animals) isn't gonna like that last part. As for the music selection...well, if you're going to use AC/DC I guess "Thunderstruck" is okay for a sports team. Though  all those elephants makes me think of The White Stripes "Seven Nation Army" a little more than AC/DC. (via Roll 'Bama Roll)

What Passes for Life: Fedor, Ron Artest, Tim Burton, Bobby Labonte

What Passes for Life: Fedor, Ron Artest, Tim Burton, Bobby Labonte

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 28, 2010

(What Passes for Life is SWRT's collection of sports and non sports related links and hi-jinks.)  Fedor tapout fallout. A look at the fallout from Fedor Emelianenko's shocking loss to Fabricio Werdum, especially what it means for Strikeforce. (Bloody Elbow) Ron Artest plans a parade. Artest will hold a parade in Queensbridge to celebrate  his delusional ego the Laker's  NBA championship. SB Nation has some interesting suggestions who should be in it. (SB Nation) Tim Burton to helm project new project with The Addams Family? The word is Burton might direct a stop-motion animation film in the style of the original Charles Addams cartoons from The New Yorker.  You know, a Ron Artest stop-motion animation film directed by Tim Burton might just be creepier. It certainly would be kookier. (The AV Room) Well, somebody had to do it! Bobby Labonte becomes the first NASCAR driver with his own smartphone app. (From the Marbles)

Andy Roddick chokes again at Wimbledon.

Andy Roddick chokes again at Wimbledon.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 28, 2010

Here's the least shocking news story of the day: Andy Roddick is out at Wimbledon. This time he was taken out by Yen-hsun Lu from Taiwan. This once again shows why the powers that be in the tennis world need to force Roddick to wear this out on the court: Or quite possibly... (via Yahoo! Sports)

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow on soon becomming a millionaire

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow on soon becomming a millionaire

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 28, 2010

(Your Moment of Tebowness is SWRT's recurring feature on the cultural phenomenon that is His Tebowness. Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?)   Tim Tebow still hasn't signed his contract yet with the Denver Broncos, but it's sure to be for a lot of money. While the 25th pick in the NFL Draft won't get you the money Sam Bradford will be getting as the first pick, it will still be still be a lot of money for most Americans. Last year's 25th pick, cornerback  Vontae Davis, signed a five-year $10.5 million deal with Miami. His Tebowness will probably see a little more money than that. Still,  His Tebowness looks at his future membership in the millionaire's club in a way you would expect from someone like him. “Money really hasn’t meant anything to me and my family,” said Tebow, who grew up the son of missionaries. He proudly calls himself an MK: missionary kid. “Growing up, we really loved with little because we were often on missionaries.” Still, Tebow is excited about the impact his salary can make. “You do need money for the things I have planned,” he said. “To build orphanages and to help kids, you need money so I look forward to having that opportunity. … But I’m here for football not the money.” And apparently to extend his reach beyond the football field. too.  (via ESPN)

If you're making YouTube videos of Fred Hoiberg, you must have a lot of time on your hands

If you're making YouTube videos of Fred Hoiberg, you must have a lot of time on your hands

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 28, 2010

There must be a logical reason why somebody is making videos of this to former NBA player and current Iowa State basketball coach Fred Hoiberg. I just don't know what it is. (via Black Heart Gold Pants)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: College World Series, Duke in bowl game?

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: College World Series, Duke in bowl game?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 28, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)     Chickens vs. Bears. South Carolina faces UCLA in the first game of the College World Series Monday night. (Los Angeles Times) SEC Coaches speak out. Eleven of the twelve head football coaches in the SEC speak out on a variety of issues. Nick Saban is the odd man out. But has reigning BCS champion, he got his own interview. (The Sporting News) Possible sign of the Apocalypse? Duke could possibly go to a bowl game this season. (Pre-Snap Read) Clemson's ten worst losses: 2000-2010. The start at a look at the worse Clemson defeats over the past decade looks at 2000's loss to Georgia Tech. (Shakin the Southland) Don't know much about history. John Calipari claims that the five Wildcat players who were drafted in the NBA Draft's first round constituted "the biggest day in the history of Kentucky's program." Most of the Wildcat nation probably wouldn't agree with him. Especially the ones the Lexington Herald-Leader spoke to. (KentuckySports.com, via Team Speed Kills) Possible Ole Miss  mascots. A list of possible mascots from Old Miss' Mascot Selection Committee include a bear, a lion, a blues musician, and a land shark. Just get Admiral Ackbar and get it over with already. (Ole Miss Mascot Selection Committee, via Red Cup Rebellion)

Shocking news of the day: Some people in Alabama don't like 'Bama football

Shocking news of the day: Some people in Alabama don't like 'Bama football

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 28, 2010

 You mean there's more to life in Alabama than football? That or an Auburn fan finally snapped. (via Roll Bama Roll, Passive Aggressive Notes)

Your Moment of Vuvuzela presents Vuvuzela, The Motion Picture

Your Moment of Vuvuzela presents Vuvuzela, The Motion Picture

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 27, 2010

Sooner or later it will happen.  Someone will make a film involving a vuvuzela. Maybe it will supposed to  be a comedy. In reality, it will probably be more of a crime against cinema. But that won't stop me from having a little fun and suggesting some titles for the inevitable cinema debut of the vuvuzela. (And probably a TV series or two also) The Sound of Vuvuzela The Man With the Golden Vuvuzela Star Wars Episode V: The Vuvuzela Strikes Back Vuvuzela Encounters of the Third Kind I Dream of Vuvuzela Vuvuzela, The Forbidden Dance Megashark Vs. Giant Vuvuzela: A SyFy Original Movie Vuvuzela Over the River Kwai Dances With Vuvuzelas Robin Hood, Prince of Vuvuzela Romancing the Vuvuzela Lord of the Vuvuzela: The Fellowship of the Vuvuzela Dr. Strangevuvuzela The Spy Who Loved Vuvuzela The Wizard of Vuvuzels Indiana Jones and the Temple of Vuvuzela Vuvuzelas in the Mist

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: NBA Draft, Maryland, NC State, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: NBA Draft, Maryland, NC State, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas

By Juan Cena in SWRT on June 26, 2010

Kentucky 2010 or Florida 2007: Which NBA Draft class was better? Comparing the The five 'Cats players drafted to the three drafter from Florida's second NCAA championship team. (Team Speed Kills) Why did Debbie Yow Maryland AD job for NC State? In all probability it was a combination of family ties to NC State, regime change at Maryland, and issues over how she handled the program. (Testudo Times) Bryant-Denny Stadium expansion on schedule. Seating capacity will increase to over 101,000. (TideSports.com, via Roll Bama Roll) Florida needs a Men's Soccer team. Because domination in one kind of football isn't enough. (Alligator Army) "Get to Know Bobby Petrino." Before he leaves for another job. (Arkansas Expats)

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