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Oh look, a poll!

If you look over to your left, there's a poll on which "sporting event" is the most fake. Your choices are: WWE Royal Rumble, NFL Pro Bowl, or the Winter X-Games. Have at it!


Stanford hires Willie Martinez?

Stanford has reportedly hired disgraced UGA defense coordinator as an assistant coach.

[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! Will D. Cat


Hello there, Will D. Cat.

Super Bowl Silly Season begins at the Zoo

You know that Super Bowl silly season has arrived when somebody decides to ask zoo animals for their Super Bowl picks.

Ask the Magic Favre Ball


It may either be the most brilliant or the dumbest advertising promotion on the internet.

Lane Kiffin-The Motion Picture?

This was going to happen sometime or another.



Actually it was more like 378 days, but who's counting?

Hey, it could be worse.

SEC fines South Carolina $25,000 for fan rush.


If you think the NFL is the No Fun League, think again.

Hey Johnny Weir, fur kills!

Johnny Weir, the U.S. figure skater who's gotten as much attention for his off the ice ambiguous lifestyle than for his on the ice performances is taking heat from animal rights...

Super Bowl XLIV Halftime show gets less interesting


The already unexciting Super Bowl XLIV Halftime show featuring what's left of The Who has surprisingly gotten even less exciting.

Who is Archie Manning rooting for? Who cares.


It's the dumbest storyline coming out of Super Bowl XLIV, so Dan Wetzel obviously had to do a column about it.

Will Super Bowl XLIV be The End of the World?

Forget about the Mayan Calendar and the Prophecies of Nostradamus.

Stupidest Farve-related speculation of the day: Vick replacing Favre at Vikings


The Annual Brett Favre Retirement Two-Step isn't even twenty-four hours old, and the sports mediots are already acting silly.

Will Saints/Colts Super Bowl end up being Katrina/Haiti?


I hate to say it, but expect Super Bowl coverage to take a Hurricane Katrina vs.

Bobby Knight needs a makeover


It's seriously time for Bobby Knight (left) to retire the sweater.

Urban Meyer coaching spring football practice. Don't look so surprised


Least shocking news of the day: Urban Meyer will be coaching Florida spring football practice.