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Nike's MVPuppets deck the halls with boughs of lameness

Nike delivered its latest package of lameness from the MVPuppets this weekend.

The NFL wants...BRAINS!!!


The AP is reporting that the NFL is asking players to donate their brains to science.

The SEC is "The Yankees of the college game?" Them's fightin' words.


Leave it to ESPN to start the week off with a bad analogy for the SEC.

Tim Cowlishaw gives praise to Jerry Jones' Heathen Temple


You would think that Around the Horn panelist and BCS Tool Tim Cowlishaw would take time in his column to gloat over Dallas crushing New Orleans' dreams of perfection.

[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! The Ramblin' Wreck



Ah, the Ramblin' Wreck of Georgia Tech.

Julio Jones rap video reveals sorry state of rap music in Alabama

You know that youe state's music industry is in sad shape when the best rapper is a blonde white girl.Look, not every place in the Dirty South can be The ATL, but...

Dawgageddon: Who wants to be a defense coordinator?


With Vic Koennig picking Illinois and Ron Zook over Georgia its beginning to looks pretty bad for the Dawgs getting a blue-chip defense coordinator to replace Willie Martinez.

Gratuitous Tiger Woods story of the day

Things I didn't know until today:American Media, Inc., the company that publishes the National Enquirer, also publishes Men's Fitness.Things I did know before today:Tiger Woods is a horndog.(via...

The Orlando Sentinel gives us one for the Hall of Bad Analogies


Its one thing for a columnist to drop a bad analogy into one of his or her columns.

Shirts Without Random Triangles: T-shirts honor bad draft pics


In case you're looking for that last minute Christmas Gift, Pennant Race Gear has the shirts you may be looking for.

The Golddomedammerung: Notre Dame picks tradition over Big 10


The Big 10 hasn't even decided yet on whether to expand to twelve (or maybe even 14 teams) and Notre Dame is already turning the conference down.

Could the Big 10 become the Fab 14? Or the Sweet 16?


So you're the Big 10, you've got to decide between Rutgers, Missouri, and Pittsburgh as the possible twelfth school in you're conference.

Alabama fears 2010 bye weeks.

The website al.com Mal Moore, the athletics director at Alabama, has asked the SEC to look into the number of teams the Crimson Tide are scheduled to meet in in the future that will be coming off...

Should the Big Ten look at Navy as 12th member?


Dan Shanoff of The Sporting Blog gives his suggestion of which school should join the Big 10: Navy.

Rick Reilly uses closed captioning as excuse to consume adult beverages


In a sad, admitted excuse t0 get plastered, Rick Reilly sat in a bar looking for closed captioning flubs on the TV.