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Lamar Odom has his own line of shirts (without random triangles)

Lamar Odom has his own line of shirts (without random triangles)

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 13, 2010

Remember the t-shirt from a couple of days ago with the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy used to point out Los Angeles' spot on the map? Well Lamar Odom's Rich Soil Clothing features a variation of I (Heart) (Your City Here) using a ring for the heart (the one on the right). Though as it turns out, it's not a real NBA championship ring, but a ring that's also produced by Rich Soil. So a few cool points taken away there.The shirt on the left features the Rich Soil logo. It looks pretty good actually. The rest of the shirts in the line aren't pretty much different from other shirts found out on the street. Nothing too bad, but nothing out of the ordinary. Lamar Odom's clothing line isn't too bad. But do you know what would be really cool? A brand of Lamar Odom candies. It's an area he obviously has intimate knowledge in.(via First Cuts)

Kiffingate: When did Urban Meyer Know and when did he know it?

Kiffingate: When did Urban Meyer Know and when did he know it?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 13, 2010

Pretty darn quick, obviously.Don't think Meyer's going to be back next season? Tennessee's reeling, UGA is a mess. Vanderbilt is...well, Vanderbilt. Next season's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.

Shirts Withour Random Triangles: Well, at least SOMEBODY in Knoxville has a lick of sense

Shirts Withour Random Triangles: Well, at least SOMEBODY in Knoxville has a lick of sense

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 13, 2010

There been a lot of abuse of Lane Kiffin related merchandise up in Knoxville, and probably other places as well. But the Mitzi Sherill, manager of the Knoxville located HoundDogs store (a Tennessee merchandise retailer), has a better use for Kiffin t-shirts: send it to survivors of the earthquake in Haiti.Someone nominate Miss Sherill for the Nobel Peace Prize.(via The Commercial Appeal)

Well, this didn't take long: Vols fan disses Kiffin in rap song

Well, this didn't take long: Vols fan disses Kiffin in rap song

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 13, 2010

Remember When Lil' Wayne mentioned Lane Kiffin's name in a rap song? Well it didn't take long for Kiffins departure from UT inspire another rap song in his, uh, honor:This one's going to burn up iTunes faster than Ke$ha.

Lane Kiffin...Oh Snap!

Lane Kiffin...Oh Snap!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 12, 2010

It's one of those night where you just have to say oh snap! And then that's followed by a further bunch of oh snaps! Lane Kiffin's bolted Tennessee for USC. Hilarity riot ensues.No, I'm not kidding.Lane Kiffin may have set a record for wreaking havoc in the SEC at Tennessee. He's just about tripled it by leaving.(via rivals.com)

Dawgageddon: David Pollack uses his delusion, calls for VanGorder to be hired

Dawgageddon: David Pollack uses his delusion, calls for VanGorder to be hired

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 12, 2010

Its starting to get bad out there for the Bulldog Nation. Get the Picture is already comparing the search for Willie Martinez's replacement to the Iran Hostage Crisis, for crying out loud.Then there is the sad feeling that the search for a new DC is starting to take a turn for the delusional. Georgia legend (and current sports radio jock) David Pollack has been spending the morning pimping tweeting that The Dawgs should ask former Dawg DC/current Falcons DC Brian VanGorder to return to the fold. He's starting to sound like the Hawks fans who would call up the fledgling sports radio stations in Atlanta claiming the solution to all the Hawks problems was to bring back Dominique Wilkins.It makes just as much sense for VanGorder to come back to Georgia as it did Kirby Smart to leave Alabama for the DC job. It not only is a lateral move, it just might be a step backward for VanGorder. If he makes any type of lateral moves, it will probably be to another NFL team. Or maybe to USC if those Jack Del Rio offered the head coaching job stories are true. Otherwise, any voluntary separation from the Falcons will probably be for another chance as a head coach somewhere. (Translation: Don't be surprised if his name turns up on the list to replace Mark Richt someday. Hopefully not any day soon.)The next thing you know the DN will be calling for Vince Dooley to be brought back to replace either Damon Evans Mark Richt. Oh dang, I just gave them an idea...(via Get the Picture, Yahoo! Sports)

The Knicks have been walking with a ghost

The Knicks have been walking with a ghost

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 12, 2010

Well, here's a new one. The Knicks blame their loss to the Oklahoma City Thunder on the fact that they spent the previous night in a haunted hotel.For two days, several players had trouble sleeping because they were convinced that their downtown hotel is haunted."I definitely believe it," Jared Jeffries said. "The place is haunted. It's scary."Eddy Curry claims he slept for only two hours Sunday night because he couldn't stop thinking about ghosts roaming the hotel.So Eddie Curry is Tegan and Jared Jeffries is Sara? Or is it the other way around?If the Knicks are going to start blaming their losses on paranormal activity, maybe it's time that they got someone on the team that can handle such matters:(via New York Daily News, Deadspin)

Jay Mariotti overreacts to Mark McGwire

Jay Mariotti overreacts to Mark McGwire

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 11, 2010

It didn't take long for the Snotty Sports Writers of America to come down on Mark McGwire. It probably took even less time for Jay Mariotti, the King of All Snotty Sports Writers to ring in with his overblown condemnation.So what should we do now, people? Forgive him, embrace him with a collective hug and point him directly to the Hall of Fame? What Mark McGwire admitted Monday should have been said with no filters and all exclamation points back in March 2005, inside Room 2154 of the Rayburn Building on Capitol Hill, where he had an opportunity to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth at a monumental Congressional hearing.Instead, he just perpetuated his long-running lie about steroids and lost his reputation and credibility forever.Forever? Forever ever? In a country where Watergate bungler burglar G. Gordon Liddy has his own radio talk show? Where Brittney Spears has the mother of all meltdowns, and comes back with two number one singles, a successful tour, and an Elle magazine cover with her kids? Where Bobby Knight goes from chock-happy college basketball coach to lovable ESPN college basketball analyst? Where Charles Barkley goes from getting pulled over for a DUI to hosting Saturday Night Live? Where Madonna...well, what hasn't Madonna done?Heck, Oprah Winfrey forgave James Frey and apologised about how she treated him, for crying out loud.Of course Mariotti has to go further and announce he'll never vote McGwire into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Never. Never ever ever.As a Hall of Fame voter, I won't check the name of anyone linked to performance-enhancing drugs. That goes for McGwire, Sosa, Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Alex Rodriguez, Rafael Palmeiro, Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz and all the rest. The only one who has a chance to redeem himself is Rodriguez because of his relative youth, the length of his contract and the chance -- and I say this with great hesitation -- that he'll be steroids-free for the final eight years of his career while eventually owning the all-time home-run record. No matter what he did before that day in Washington, no matter how he fares as a batting coach in St. Louis, the McGwire moment imbued in the American consciousness is taking the oath and saying absolutely nothing.Then again, judging from some of Mariotti's other denouncements, he may never vote anybody into the Hall of Fame again. Hardball Collective suggested Mariotti's vote should be taken away, and it's hard to disagree with that logic.McGwire did roids. He's not a saint. Neither is Mariotti. There's a reason he's a frequent target of Deadspin. But that's neither here nor there.The commentators still wanting to throw rocks at McGwire are as much as the problem as performance enhancing drugs are in the first place. If Mariotti and all parties involved who claim they are concerned about the problem (MLB, the Feds, the media, etc.) were more concerned about cleaning up the sport than going after tarnished players like they were trophy bucks on Realtree Road Trips, maybe baseball could actually get cleaned up.(via Fanhouse, Hardball Collective)

Dawgageddon: Kirby Smart staying at Alabama

Dawgageddon: Kirby Smart staying at Alabama

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 11, 2010

It's time to add another egg to the giant omelet covering the Butts-Meare building. Kirby Smart has turned down an offer to be the new defense coordinator at Georgia, and is sticking with Alabama. It has been almost a month-and-a-half since Willie Martinez was fired. The Dawgs have already been turned down by Virginia Techs' Bud Foster and LSU's John Chavis. At this point its about time to press the panic button. There's the possibility that Georgia Tech could sign former Virginia Al Groh as their new DC a week or so after firing Dave Wommack. If Tech does that, expect some questioning on the competence of Georgia AD Damon Evans to handle his job.(via ajc.com)

Gilbert Arenas needs a new nickname.

Gilbert Arenas needs a new nickname.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 11, 2010

With all the trouble Gilbert Arenas has gotten himself into, maybe its time for him to get a new nickname.So...goodbye Agent Zero:Hello... Suspect Zero!(Flash Forward rocks. It sucks that I'm having to wait until March comes around for new episodes. Nice job, ABC. How about slowing down the momentum on this show a bit?)

Shaq hands Daniel Baldwin the highlight of his career

Shaq hands Daniel Baldwin the highlight of his career

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 11, 2010

Sunday night may have been the biggest moment in Daniel Baldwin career. And don't give me Homicide: Life on the Street or Mulholland Falls. Can those cult favorites really stand up to this?Nah, I didn't think so either.What's with the jersey over the mock turtleneck, by the way? The Fashion Police will not be amused.

Shirts Without Random Triangles: Shirt makes L.A.'s claim to Titletown

Shirts Without Random Triangles: Shirt makes L.A.'s claim to Titletown

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 10, 2010

Quite a few cities in America have a claim to the name "Titletown." But even I've got to admit that this shirt from EZ Lifestyle makes a really cool-looking case for Los Angeles:When you can use a the NBA's Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy to mark your city's place on a map (and the Lakers have quite a few of those), you have a legitimate Titletown claim around here.(via first cuts)

LT won't be on Dancing With the Stars anytome soon.

LT won't be on Dancing With the Stars anytome soon.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 10, 2010

Don't be fooled. The LT here is Ladanian Tomlison, not Lawrence Taylor. Even if this is clip has a more Eighties groove.What next...Phillip Rivers showing us how to do the Phillip Riversance?(via Deadspin)

Not everyone excited about Tommy Tuberville at Texas Tech

Not everyone excited about Tommy Tuberville at Texas Tech

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 10, 2010

It looks like early reaction to Tommy Tuberville as Texas Tech head coach might not be 100% positive:

Texas Tech tags Tuberville?

Texas Tech tags Tuberville?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 9, 2010

ESPN is reporting that Texas Tech is will be naming Tommy Tuberville as it's new head coach to replace Mike Leach. That was a courtship that didn't take long. The big question now is how good of a fit will Tuberville be in Lubbock in the long run. As stated before, Tuberville didn't have the greatest of relationships with Auburn's main booster, Bobby Lowder. Texas Tech, on the other hand, just fired a coach who didn't play well with others. It will be interesting to see what the big money backers of Texas Tech will make of him.(via ESPN)

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