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Texas Tech fans are bigger brats than Adam James

Texas Tech fans are bigger brats than Adam James

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 3, 2010

Probably the most annoying thing about the Mike Leach mess is the reactions of his supporters. They've basically made Adam James and his father, ESPN analyst Craig James, into their whipping boys. Adam James in particular is getting his manhood called into questioned.Adam James may turn out to be a bit of a brat, but the bigger brats are the Leach Supporters who are using the younger James as the target of their protests over their fallen idol's firing. This includes booing him as he entered and exited the field while surrounded by "body guards." Or selling shirts on e-bay that say "Real men aren't afraid of the dark."The level of maturity in Leach's supporters has to be called into question. Blindly accepting Leach's side of the story shows severe lack of critical thinking skills. It's obvious many of them have not considered whether in a time where concussions are a big enough mainstream issue to warrant Congressional hearings if Leach's treatment of James was a logical move.It looks harder and harder if Adam James is going to be able to continue attending Texas Tech in this environment (much less play football there). Leach's supporters have shown a lack of maturity in handling the issue logically as oppose to going after the James family like the rowdy, reckless kinds of pirates that Mike Leach likes.(via Dr. Saturday)

Even Mack Brown is getting dragged into the Mike Leach mess.

Even Mack Brown is getting dragged into the Mike Leach mess.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 3, 2010

You might not know it from the around the clock Mike Leach coverage, but there is another college team in Texas that's playing a bowl game soon. You know, the one from Austin? The one playing for the BCS championship? Remember them?Well is seems that even Mack Brown is getting dragged into this mess. Someone had to go and ask Brown about his thoughts of the James-in-the-Box mess. "I hate it for Mike, and I hate it for Texas Tech, and I hate it for college football," Brown said in response to a question after arriving in southern California for the Citi BCS National Championship Game against Alabama. "It's a game about kids. When we get administrators talking about things other than kids and coaches talking about things other than kids, it takes away from what it's supposed to be about. ... It's a tough thing." The fact that the Leach mess is drowning out the BCS title game is probably another reason why we need a playoff system.(via Dallas Morning News)

Skip Holtz is Mike Leach and Adam James rolled into one.

Skip Holtz is Mike Leach and Adam James rolled into one.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 2, 2010

And now the Shirts With Random Triangles choice for Texas Tech head football coach: East Carolina's Skip Holtz. Even if ECU lost the Liberty Bowl, Holtz showed why he's looked as being an up and coming coach.Holtz oddly enough personifies both sides of the Mike Leach/Adam James controversy. On one hand, he's a coach of a team nicknamed the Pirates. 'Nuff said. On the other, he's the son of an ESPN analyst whose involvement with college football was touched by controversy (Under the Tarnished Dome, anyone?)Texas Tech has the coach that personifies all that is Texas Tech football at the moment. Which is probably why they'll look somewhere else for a coach.(via Rivals.com)

Dawgageddon: One final insult to injury.

Dawgageddon: One final insult to injury.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 2, 2010

It looks like the 2009 Season had one more kick in the pants for Georgia. Oklahoma State, the team that began Georgia's annus horribils was beaten by Ole Miss in the Cotton Bowl. The humiliation is complete. Mark Richt can hang his head in shame that Houston Nutt could do something he wasn't able to do.(via Rivals.com)

Texas Tech's Alamo Bowl spot.

Texas Tech's Alamo Bowl spot.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 2, 2010

In case you missed it, here's the Texas Tech commercial that ran during the Alamo Bowl:And this electrical shed is Adam James classroom:

Craig James should have been removed from calling the Alamo Bowl

Craig James should have been removed from calling the Alamo Bowl

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 2, 2010

It looks like Craig James is still scheduled as part of the announcing team for the Alamo Bowl. This is despite James' part of the controversy about Mike Leach's handling of his son Adam. If anything he's become as much a part of the story as either Leach or Adam James has.This should be good enough reason for ESPN to remove Craig James from the announcer's booth. It was probably not a great idea to have him there in the first place as Adam is (still) a Red Raider.But now the elder James has become such a part of this controversy that he might become a distraction, albeit a profitable one for ESPN.Which brings up the probable reason ESPN has let it's journalistic integrity (quit snickering) slide in this situation. The Alamo Bowl is a lower-tier game which was bound to get lower-tier ratings (especially considering there's a UFC PPV on tonight starting an hour in to the game). This was going to be a bad enough bowl after the mass suspensions at Michigan State. But with the Leach/Adam James debacle, ratings are bound to get a boost. Craig James in the booth would obviously be a plus in that area, where it might have not been before.Which is why James should be yanked out of the booth. He is too involved with this story and it might show up in how he calls the game. His involvement is so big enough that the phrase "helicopter dad" has gained more traction in the English language than it did at the start of the week. And it's going to be pretty darn impossible not to acknowledge what went on this week in the first place. If anything, he should be replaced in the booth, and then moved to the halftime show for an interview and comments on what Mike Leach had to say Friday on ESPN.It seems obvious ESPN is bound to benefit from the controversy. A bowl game that would have gone under the radar if it weren't for the Leach/James family blowup is going to get more notice than it should.

What does the Sugar Bowl and a Garbage song have in common?

What does the Sugar Bowl and a Garbage song have in common?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 1, 2010

"It's All Over But the Crying"*Yes, barring a recovery even his Tebowness isn't Tebow enough to accomplish, this game is done. Cincinnati fans are quietly (or not so quietly) cursing Brian Kelly's name at the moment and wishing he would perform what Neal Boortz calls "an impossible act." Meanwhile Tebow relishes in what may be the last meaningful football game of his life (what, you consider Jacksonville Jaguars game meaningful?). And Urban Meyer prepares for his Farve-esque leave of absence.Y'know what I regret about this game. Coming up with the brilliant idea of the "Predict What Biblical Verse Tebow Would Put In His Eyeblack" game. I can't argue with Ephesians 2:8-10, but I was kind of hoping for Matthew 28:16-20.*(Yeah, kinda lame. I was looking for the Georgia Satellites' "All Over But the Crying." But dangit! YouTube didn't have it.)

Some of Bruce Pearl's charges are facing charges of their own.

Some of Bruce Pearl's charges are facing charges of their own.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 1, 2010

It looks like Lane Kiffin isn't the only Vols coach to have some of his players in trouble with the law. Some of Bruce Pearl's charges are facing charges of their own. The Knoxville News-Sentinel reports that four members of the men's basketball team (starter Tyler Smith, occasional starter Cameron Tatum, and back-ups Brian Williams and Melvin Goin) "are facing misdemeanor weapon and drug charges" after what is being called a "traffic stop." No word on what drugs are involved, but it sounds like it was something other than corn from a jar.(via Knoxville News-Sentinel)

Terence Moore has a thinking problem over

Terence Moore has a thinking problem over "Real Coaches"

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 1, 2010

Terence Moore's ability to say something stupid has no bounds. This time, he defends the likes of Mike Leach, Mark Mangino, and other "real" football coaches. "Real" football coaches meaning those who went to the Darkseid School of Management."Still, no matter what really is the deal here surrounding Leach's treatment of wide receiver Adam James earlier this month and even before that, this applies: if you're anything close to an old-school college football coach these days, you might consider joining the Marines or something."Apparently Moore didn't get the message. The Marines are looking for a few good men. Not control freaks with authority problems. Big difference there.Same with the Army. Ever hear the phrase "Duty, Honor, Country," Terence? Do you see the word "self" or "ego" in there? No. Are "self" and "ego" the words that come to mind thinking about Mike Leach? Yes.Anybody who has actually paid attention to Leach's relationship with his Texas Tech superiors knows that Adam James was being used more as an excuse to fire him than an actual response of disgust. Leach's main offense was putting him interests over the school's interests.Many of these "Real" coaches are the same way. They basically want to be Master of the Universe at their school. Only their He-Man Schtick comes more off like Skeletor. And when they've taken the school for all they could, they jump for the next job the first chance they get. (Hi, Brian Kelly!).Moore waxes poetically on Mark Mangino too. lamenting of how Mangino was let go because of "several Kansas players who claimed Mangino whipped folks to death with his tongue."Dang, Mangino must be a mutant if his tongue can do this:That's a pretty powerful tongue to cause damage like that. Actually, that's allegedly the hand of a player than Mangino made "bear-crawl " across a hot astro-turf covered field. That's the result of burns the player is supposed to have received.Look, here's the real reason the "real coaches" are endangered. It's because they want to have absolute control over their program. They expect AD's to rubber-stamp their every decision and look the other way at their misdeeds and probably NCAA violations. That philosophy is out of vogue at a time were fans and corporate sponsors expect the programs they support to be clean inside and out. Not just whitewashed tombs.And by the way, Moore. Nice cheap shot at the military there. It it rough, yes. But there is a code of conduct of what can and can't be done to recruits. Just remember those in the Armed Forces are doing a job you apparently had too much of a yellow streak down your back to do. Or maybe you just didn't want somebody yelling in your face like you want Mike Leach and Mark Mangino to do. Moore, you're a hypocrite.(via Fanhouse, KU Sports.com)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 1, 2010


Just when Texas Tech thought their troubles were over with Mike Leach gone...

Just when Texas Tech thought their troubles were over with Mike Leach gone...

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 31, 2009

Pat Knight decides to have a little bit of a cussing session at the end the post-game interview following a 90-75 beatdown from New Mexico.Like father, like son? Think about it.Not quite up to dad's greatness, or Mike Leach's "fat little girlfriends" line. But 'tis enough, 'twill serve.(via The Sporting Blog)

Dawgageddon: The search continues

Dawgageddon: The search continues

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 31, 2009

It looks like Mark Richt's long, tedious search for Willie Martinez's replacement as defense coordinator will continue into the new year. Yet another candidate, John Chavis is staying put at LSU. It's seriously looking like the reality TV idea is looking like Richt's best chance to save face right now. That or to just go ahead and give the job to Rodney Garner, even though Richt says he's not up for it.(via Athens Banner-Herald)

Tuberville to Texas Tech? Not so fast.

Tuberville to Texas Tech? Not so fast.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 31, 2009

Who will replace Mike Leach at Texas Tech? Well it's doubtful that TT will give into temptation and hire Ruffin McNeil full time. Well there seems to be a candidate out there if Texas Tech if willing to take a chance on him. That would be former Auburn head coach Tommy Tuberville.Tuberville to Texas Tech sounds like a no-brainer at first. He did a tremendous job at Auburn. Then comes the reminder of why Tuberville isn't at Auburn anymore. That would be his infamous relationship with booster Bobby Lowder. The Tuberville-Lowder relationship may be the worst coach-booster relationship in history. At least when the two are on opposing sides.Think about this. You're Texas Tech Athletic Director Gerald Meyers. Would you really replace a coach who had a contentious relationship with the administration with a coach with the most volitile relationships with a booster in NCAA history? Yeah, it doesn't make too much sense either.At one point one would assume that Texas Tech would get the idea that coaches with authority issues might not be a good hire. Mind you, this is the school that hired Bobby Knight as basketball coach after his years of, well, being Bobby Knight. But Knight's dealings with the school weren't as nasty as they got with signing Leach to a new deal earlier in the year. And Knight didn't rub boosters the wrong way that Tuberville did.Tuberville's interest in Texas Tech would bring a "Heck yeah!" to any school's fans. But on further thought, it seems like the school would be setting itself up for another fall with a coach who doesn't play well with those in authority. It might be worth the risk, but it would be a definite "proceed with caution" situation.(via ESPN)

Song Sung Suh

Song Sung Suh

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 30, 2009

Thanks to the end of the Roady's Humanitarian Bowl, most of America missed the winning touchdown of the Pacific Life Holliday Bowl. Sadly that came within the first thirty seconds of the actual game time. The rest of the game was basically Nebraska cleaning Arizona 33-0.Whick brings me to the topic of this blog entry.Ndamukong Suh wasn't much of a story with three tackles, but that didn't matter. Arizona couldn't have scored if Alvin and the Chipmunks comprised the defense. The bad thing was that my mind started coming up with songs about Suh, or at least song titles:"Here Comes the Suh""How Suh Is Now?""The House of the Rising Suh""Seasons in the Suh""Riders On the Suh""Song of the Suh""Papa Was a Rolling Suh""Stop! In the Name of Suh""A Deeper Shade of Suh""Suh Stole the Sun From My Heart""To Suh With Love""Suh Will Tear Us Apart""Staring At the Suh"I should probably stop now before somebody gets hurt.

Mike Leach is Texas  Toast

Mike Leach is Texas Toast

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 30, 2009

Mike Leach has been fired from Texas Tech after the controversy involving his handling of player Adam James' concussion. Not a shocker. Leach and the school had a volatile relationship in the first place. On top of that, concussions and head injuries in sports have become such a big issue that Congress has held hearings on it. The NFL has even started changing it's policies on concussions, backpedalling in a way the NFL never does. In that environment, Texas Tech couldn't keep him on the payroll.

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