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Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Rocky Top, another anti-Kiffin song pops up

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Rocky Top, another anti-Kiffin song pops up

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 15, 2010

(Cue the Carolina Liar)It's been quiet on Rocky Top lately. Too quiet. At least in terms of hatred towards Lane Kiffin that is. But just as it seemed it ready that the Frosted Orange Nation was ready to turn it's collected (and probably unwarranted) disdain towards Derek Dooley, along come another anti-Kiffin song.So the Vols don't like going down Memory Lane, but they keep dredging up the past. Go figure.

Dolphin reaction to Brandon Marshal trade

Dolphin reaction to Brandon Marshal trade

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 14, 2010

Here's some Dolphin reaction to the Denver Broncos trading Brandon Marshal to Miami. Apparently he's really, really happy about it.To paraphrase Ryan A. Conklin "Dolphins are like frat boys with dorsal fins"At least I think the dolphin is a he.(Thanks to GodImpulse2k1 at The Outhouse for finding this)(via Shutdown Corner , flashnews.com)

Were there really college football coach hirings  worse than Lane Kiffin's?

Were there really college football coach hirings worse than Lane Kiffin's?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 14, 2010

Dr. Saturday's Matt Hinton has come up with a list of "The worst coaching hires of the decade (non-Kiffin edition)." This was in response to a contention by The Sporting Blog's Brian Cook that "We can now confidently proclaim (Sexy Kiffin) the worst hire of the decade in college football." So Hinton has to just go ahead and prove him wrong.How bad were Hinton's choices for the list? So bad that Notre Dame's hiring of George O'Leary only makes it to the "Honorable Mention" list, at least in his view. Though O'Leary's "creative writing" on his resume certainly would count in my book. Maybe O'Leary didn't make it because Ron Zook takes up two spots for being head coach of both Florida and Illinois.Hinton's choice for Number One? Alabama's hire of Mike Price. The reign of Price as Crimson Tide coach was terminated before the season began due to that little stripper related scandal. Ed Orgeron (Ole Miss), Ron Prince (Kansas State), and Steve Kragthorpe (Louisville) also make the list.Not on the list, but probably should be: Michigan's hire Rich Rodriguez. Which is what Cook compared Tennessee's hire of Kiffin to in the first place. Though honestly the Rich Rod hire should have made the list. Expect a classic meltdown to happen in Ann Arbor this upcoming season.(via Dr. Saturday, The Sporting Blog)

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Your "Sexy" Lane Kiffin update: Now with Virutal Sexy Lane Kiffin

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 14, 2010

Round Two of Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive Madness" tournament is underway. Lane Kiffin is facing Danica Patrick this round. And to break down the competition, here's the Virutal Lane Kiffin, with his wife, the Virtual Layla Kiffin.Seriously, how is Layla not in this competition. I know the jollies Esquire has with placing Lane in the brackets. But Layla seriously needs consideration for next year. Especially if Lane wins and Esquire decides not to let him defend his tiara next year.(via Esquire)

More reasons to hate the Florida Marlins

More reasons to hate the Florida Marlins

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 13, 2010

Want to know how much the Florida Marlins care about their fans? The electronic scoreboard at Sun Life Stadium (aka the Stadium formerly known as Land Shark Stadium) is broken and nobody wants to put up the money to fix it. Stadium/Miami Dolphins owner Steve Ross doesn't want to pay for something used by the Marlins, and Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria is too much of a miser to pay for the repairs.So until the Marlins move into their new stadium after the 2011 season, fans are stuck with rolling displays of scores in other parts of the stadium.(via Walkoff Walk, Sun Sentinel.com)

Tim Tebow pimps video game

Tim Tebow pimps video game

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 13, 2010

Here's a trailer for EA Sports' NCAA Football 11, featuring cover boy Tim Tebow.Tebow probably doesn't have to worry about where he goes into the NFL Draft too much. Even if the pro football career is a bust he will probably have some sort of career in the media. ESPN stockpiles the kind of ex-jock media personalities like Tebow. He probably won't be hurting for money too much.(via EDSBS)

Detroit Pistons up for sale?

Detroit Pistons up for sale?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 12, 2010

Like many institutions in the Motor City, the Detroit Pistons NBA franchise has seen it's better days. The Pistons are currently 26-54 last in the Central Division. Now The Detroit Free Press reports that the team may be up for sale.The Pistons have reportedly hired Citigroup to determine the value of the franchise, the Free Press reports. The team has been owned by Karen Davidson since the death of her husband, Bill last year.“You always want a real engaged, enthusiastic owner,” she (Davidson) said at halftime of the Pistons-Celtics game at the Palace on Jan. 20. “I think that’s just the primary concern. We’re looking into the possibility of inquiring about selling it, but there’s nothing definite. According to the Free Press, Forbes assessed the teams value at around $479 million dollars.(via Detroit Free Press)

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Your "Sexy" Lane Kiffin update: Kiffin makes it to Round Two

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 11, 2010

Let the internet rejoice! Lane Kiffin has beaten Natalie Gulbis in Round One of Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive Madness" tournament. Now it's time for Round Two, which begins Monday. Kiffin will be facing Danica Patrick in Round Two, which means he's up for some stiff competition in , or at least his competition will give voters a...well, you know.The other big upset in the tournament seems to be patron geek goddess Olivia Munn's upset over Emmanuelle Chriqui. And with get-ups like Munn's Emma Frost costume it's no wonder why:(If that doesn't push this site over the 10,000 visit mark, nothing will. Thanks for those first 9,000 visits. Y'all be sure to come back now.)

The joke about Brad Stevens' age isn't funny anymore

The joke about Brad Stevens' age isn't funny anymore

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 10, 2010

In the immortal words of The Smiths "The Joke Isn't Funny Anymore." I've already heard the joke about Brad Stevens' new 12 year contract extension with Butler, and that he'll be old enough to drink by the time it's runs out at least twice now on the radio. Once was enough. . Child, please. He's 33, dangit! Is that the best "professionals can do?" Sheesh!(via The Dagger)

The Badgers don't need no steenkin' Nike

The Badgers don't need no steenkin' Nike

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 9, 2010

Sports Illustrated reports that the University of Wisconsin is severing it's business relationship with Nike due to the company's business practices in Honduras. The school wasn't happy when two Honduran factories that produced apparel for Nike were closed in January, 2009, without the employees receiving any severance pay. While the factories were not owned by Nike, the University requires "companies licensed to use its logos responsible for the actions of subcontractors." When Nike failed to address the situation in manor satisfactory to Wisconsin, the university decided to cut ties with the company.(via Sports Illustrated)

Billy Butler: The perils of being a Kansas City Royal

Billy Butler: The perils of being a Kansas City Royal

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 9, 2010

Billy Butler has a hard life. Not only is he doomed to be a member of the Kansas City Royals, but dangit, he can't even get a decent haircut. "Wife tried to help with brutal haircut. Was looking good until she noticed a spot she missed forgot guard and chunk GONE...had to buzz it." "My wife felt so bad bout the hairdo(n't)She even said "I think it makes you LOOK faster...more aerodynamic." I know its brutal but come on.."@JanaCorrie Well, I paid $13 for a bad haircut...wife just tried to fix it. Before I was sporting bald I was sporting a flat top army style!As you can tell from the image above, Butler looks like he just left the barber shop at Parris Island (at least head-wise. The goatee is another story). The good news it will grow out in a week or two. The bad news is that Butler will still be a Royal.(via Walkoff Walk, Billy Butler's Twitter)

Jimmy Clausen-The non Avatar version.

Jimmy Clausen-The non Avatar version.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 9, 2010

A couple of days ago SWRT featured an image on the back cover of ESPN the Magazine with Jimmy Clausen transformed into one of Avatar's Na'vi aliens. Well, now there's a front cover with the "real life" Clausen to go with it. Here's what the front cover with the real Clausen looks like:And here's the aforementioned Avatar version:Honestly, it's not much of an improvement(via ESPN.com)

Tebow on NCAA Football 11 cover

Tebow on NCAA Football 11 cover

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 8, 2010

Tim Tebow will be gracing the cover of EA Sports' NCAA Football 11 video game. Tebow spent a day recently in Orlando at EA Sports' studio for a photo shoot and getting a chance to check out the forthcoming game. He also got a chance to speak with Donny Moore, the Madden NFL 11 "ratings guru" about his Tebowness' video game appearance in that game. Here are a couple of photos via ESPN's Jon Roninson. Whatdayamean I can't have John 3:16 written on my eyeblack?!? (I was going to make some slightly inappropriate comment here, but the image just kinds of speaks for itself)(via Only Gators Get Out Alive, ESPN)

Sydney Crosby's Zig Tech commercial only slightly less annoying than Chad [JOHNSON]'s

Sydney Crosby's Zig Tech commercial only slightly less annoying than Chad [JOHNSON]'s

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 7, 2010

The latest commercial for Reebok's Zig Tech shoe features Pittsburgh Penguins and Canadian Olympic Hockey star Sydney Crosby. This comes hot off the heels of an ad featuring Chad [JOHNSON].The music in the Crosby ad is only slightly less annoying than the kiddie singing in the Chad [JOHNSON] ad, which is so evilly catchy that it just might be the Anti-Life Equation.(via Sportress of Blogitude, Puck Daddy)

More proof that the Pittsburgh Pirates aren't even trying

More proof that the Pittsburgh Pirates aren't even trying

By Juan Cena in SWRT on April 7, 2010

The following is apparently a promo that the Pittsburgh Pirates are showing between innings at PNC Park.It would be nice to say that at least the Pirates were trying, but they're not. Look at all the elements of this promo: The cheesy late-Eighties style animation. The sorry music. The Freudian hot dog and bun duo sadly trying to recreate a classic movie intermission moment (the one used in the drive-in scene in Grease, if you're not old enough to actually remember when movies theaters had such things). The lines "It's time to shoot some hot dogs," and "Catch yourselves some meat" that sounds more appropriate for Ted Nugent Spirit of the Wild.All around fail. "Shoot some hot dogs?" It's more like the Pirates are shooting themselves in the foot...again.(via Walkoff Walk, With Leather)

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