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Tebow hires agent. Begins decent to the Dark Side

Tebow hires agent. Begins decent to the Dark Side

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 9, 2010

Tim Tebow is begining his decent to the Dark side of professional sports. He's hired Jimmy Sexton as his agent. Sexton also is the agent of SEC coaches Steve Spurrier, Nick Saban, and Lane Kiffin, along with San Diego Chargers quarterback Phillip Rivers. There ought to be great material for EDSBS and Kissing Suzie Kolber with Tebow attached to that group (especially Rivers. KSK kinda doesn't like him).In addition, Tebow will play in the Senior Bowl. Which means there's one more meaningless college-related game left in him.(via TIMTEABLOG)

Jay Leno debacle shows why The Packers were right about Favre

Jay Leno debacle shows why The Packers were right about Favre

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 8, 2010

The Jay Leno at 10:00 PM has pretty much been a disaster. NBC is reported to be ready to pull the plug, moving Leno back to 11:30 PM, while either a)moving Conan O'Brien to midnight, or b)giving O'Brien his walking papers. The later will probably cost NBC millions of dollars, and a few executives their jobs.This is happening because Leno announced his when he was stepping down from The Tonight Show years ago, and NBC named O'Brien as his successor. A few years and several pages of legally binding contracts later, Leno decides he didn't want to retire, a year or so before he was supposed to step down. Meanwhile NBC had everything in place for O'Brien, and had (or had just about) signed Jimmy Fallon to replace O'Brien on Late Night. NBC was pretty much contractually obligated to have O'Brien host The Tonight Show, or be out a ton of money.The Jay Leno debacle is proof that the Green Bay Packers were right about not letting Brett Favre come back. Farve decided to unretire just before training camp begin. The Packers had already moved on and centered their team around Aaron Rodgers, to the point they had already drafted a back-up quarterback Brian Braum with their second round pick. Drafting Braum was a bigger mistake than rejecting Favre's request to come back. Letting Farve back might have severely damaged the team's relationship with Rodgers. If Rodgers had ended up deciding to go somewhere else, the Packers would have been in a deeper hole than they without a post-Favre quarterback (see where the Braum error comes in?).As it turns out, both Favre with the Vikings and Rodgers with the Packers are in the playoffs this year. But the Farve seemed to be fading in December, and his relationship with Brad Childress seemed to have some issues. At least it did until Farve reminded Childress who wore the pants in the relationship. The Packers are favored against the Arizona Cardinals on Sunday.The Packers were smarter than NBC when in figuring it was better to move on. NBC is looking pretty bad right now, and multiple execs are going to lose their jobs. The Packers' front office made the right decision with Rodgers and probably will still have their jobs with complete authoity over the team (which the Vikings and Brad Childress obviously don't). And a brighter and more solid future to go with it.(via Warming Glow)

Georgia Tech fires Dave Wommack

Georgia Tech fires Dave Wommack

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 8, 2010

It looks like Gerogia Tech fans have gotten their way. Georgia Tech defensive coordinator Dave Wommack has been fired. This was a couple of days after a "Fire Dave Wommack" Facebook group was created. It seems like the North Atlanta Trade School is quicker to frown on failure than Georgia is. It took the Dawgs years to fire Willie Martinez.

Yeah it had to happen sooner or later: Hitler found out about Mike Leach.

Yeah it had to happen sooner or later: Hitler found out about Mike Leach.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 8, 2010

It figures that something like this would show up sooner or later on YouTube:(And yes, you can insert whatever little Adam James joke you want to here.)

Terence Moore has a thinking problem over NBA

Terence Moore has a thinking problem over NBA "knuckleheads"

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 7, 2010

It's official. The NBA is going to heck in a hand basket. Or at least it was before David Stern suspended Gilbert Arenas. That's basically what Terence Moore is suggesting.It's so bad that Moore claims "this story is just a couple of more chapters shy of rocking the suddenly flimsy foundation of the NBA." He claims that is NBA is full of "knuckleheads" who are just about to drag the NBA down.And here Jay Mariotti thinks he has the overreaction-in-sports market cornered.Yes, there are a few "knuckleheads" in the NBA. But the state of the NBA is a lot better than it was about ten years ago. The post-second Jordan retirement/pre-LeBron James era was pretty ugly for the NBA. Players like Allen Iverson, Latrell Sprewell, and Isiah Rider and the like were causing all sorts of trouble every week. Things got so bad the once-proud NBA All-Star game went from the broadcart TV to cable.Most of the more recent "knuckleheads" got that start in that era also. The most notorious, Ron Artest, was drafted in 1999. Stephen Jackson (whom Moore mentions briefly) made his NBA debut in 2001, the same year Arenas was drafted.Javaris Crittenton, the other player in the Arenas incident, is the only post LeBron James-era "knucklehead" Moore can come up with by name. If the NBA's in so shoddy of a shape then he should have been able to name at least one. The reality is that the NBA players of more recent years have kept their nose a little cleaner than their late-nineties counterparts.If anything the era of the NBA "knucklehead" is at an end, or close to it. And the NBA made it through the storm. Terence Moore was obviously too busy to notice.

5000 hits. Thanks, everybody.

5000 hits. Thanks, everybody.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 6, 2010

Shirts With Random Triangles got it's official 5,000th page hit Wednesday. Thanks to everybody who has checked the blog out. It's pretty awesome that you all have taken time to check it out.In case I haven't mentioned it lately, there is a SWRT Facebook group, and I have a Twitter account used to give alerts of new SWRT material.

Yellowjacket fans have given a name to their pain

Yellowjacket fans have given a name to their pain

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 6, 2010

It looks like at least some Georgia Tech fans have found a scapegoat for the Jackets' Golden Girls Orange Bowl loss. And just like their Bulldog brethren, it's the defense coordinator. In this case it's GT defense coordinator Dave Wommack. There is already a "Fire Dave Wommack" group on Facebook. Gee, that didn't take long.There's good news for Georgia Tech fans who aren't happy with Wommack. I hear Willie Martinez is available.

Not a good day in Georgia Tech athletic history

Not a good day in Georgia Tech athletic history

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 6, 2010

It must really suck to be a Georgia Tech fan at the moment. Not only did the Jackets lose to Iowa in the Golden Girls Orange Bowl 24-14, but the Georgia men's basketball team beat Georgia Tech 73-66. Now there's a double dip you don't see every day.(via Rivals.com, ditto)

Texas Tech looking at multiple Tommys

Texas Tech looking at multiple Tommys

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 6, 2010

It looks like Tuberville isn't the only Tommy that Texas Tech is looking at. The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal reported Tuesday that Tommy Bowden, the former Clemson head coach and son of Bobby Bowden is also being looked at to replace Mike Leach. The irony here being that Tuberville replaced Bowden's brother Terry as head coach at Auburn (with Bill Oliver in the interim).Yet again, the Leach-Adam James comparisons show up. Tuberville was a coach who had issues with boosters. On the other hand, Bowden is the son of a famous personality in football. Both have had unbeaten seasons that did not end up with anything close to the mythical "national championship" (Tuberville at Auburn, Bowden at Tulane).(via The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal)

Cowbell Girl, the Internet begs for your forgiveness.

Cowbell Girl, the Internet begs for your forgiveness.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 5, 2010

The Boise State Keith Stein Blue Thunder Marching Band inadvertently created a massive internet meme last night. One of it's members, a blonde female, plays the cowbell. Immediately the internet dubbed her Boise State Sad Cowboy Girl. Hilarity ensued.Here she is in action:Then someone has to go and spoil the fun and revealed the target for their jokes was blind. The internet cracked in half with shock with embarrassment. Or as someone put it on Twitter: "We are all going to hell."Oops. On the plus side, last night was the biggest thing to ever happen to cowbell since Blue Oyster Cult recorded "Don't Fear the Reaper" (that or SNL's reenactment of that moment, take your pick.)There probably hasn't been such a massive begging for forgiveness since the Mississippi Squirrel Revival. Don't worry. As R.E.M. said "Rest assured this will not last, take a turn for the worst." Especially since this pic has shown up:They're obviously French majors. This may be the best argument for Boise State to become a BCS school yet (at least she is).(via Deadspin)

Dawgageddon: Two departures from the defense?

Dawgageddon: Two departures from the defense?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 5, 2010

Georgia's defense dilemma may have gotten a little worse. Reshad Jones and Rennie Curran are headed for the NFL draft. No defense coordinator and no Jones and Curran. And at least one blog doesn't think it's time to panic. Perhaps, but the time is getting close.(via WSB-TV, Hey Jenny Slater)

Ann Arborgeddon: Michigan names Domino's CEO as AD

Ann Arborgeddon: Michigan names Domino's CEO as AD

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 5, 2010

Any thoughts that the Little Caesar's Bowl or the Papa Johns.com Bowl could possibly get Michigan to play in their individual bowls after next season are completely toast. (Or is that Crazy Bread?) Michigan has named David Brandon, the CEO of Domino's Pizza, as its new athletic director. Apparently folks up in Michigan think running a pizza-making company means you know about sports. Mike Illitch, founder of Little Caesar's, owns the Detroit Tigers and Detroit Red Wings. That must mean that the CEO of Domino's must be the perfect guy to run an FBS Division athletic department, doesn't it?It's reported that Brandon debated between running for governor of Michigan as a Republican, and running the UM athletic department. That he picked the AD job pretty much tells you what a hopeless job being Governor of Michigan is.(via The Sports Hernia, Detroit Free Press)

The sadness of the Orange Bowl rears it's ugly head again

The sadness of the Orange Bowl rears it's ugly head again

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 5, 2010

Ah, the inherent sadness Orange Bowl.The Sugar Bowl got Tim Tebow's last game (and maybe Urban Meyer's). The Fiesta Bowl got the BCS-buster duo darlings of Boise State and TCU (and still not bad game). The Rose Bowl had a not too bad Ohio State-Oregon match-up. The Orange Bowl? It got a rock. As usual.Honestly, was anybody really dying to see Iowa take on Georgia Tech? Sure, both school would probably take whatever they could, especially Iowa, who kind of slipped into the BCS sideways. But really, is there anything that looks on paper to be more unappetising?It's pretty much par for the course for the Orange Bowl. For a bowl game set in what is one of the coolest places in America, it always turns out lame. The Orange Bowl should be like this.Instead, it's more like this:See the disconnect here? The Orange Bowl should be reflecting the sizzle of Miami's nightlife. Instead, it's looks more and more like the place old people from North come to retire. Not really what the Chamber of Commerce is looking for. Especially after the economic meltdown.Granted all the BCS bowls show their age at times. But the other three bowls are still hot little cougars as opposed to the Orange. The Fiesta may be the feistiest of the bunch. The Sugar Bowl, well its had a rough few years, but it manages to clean up well and hold itself together with a quiet, dignified grace. The Rose Bowl? Well, it's kind of like Jane Fonda. You disagree with what she does most of the time, but you have to give it to her that she handles herself well and still looks good.The Orange Bowl, on the other hand, constantly shows its age and can't help but remind you that it's become the ugly sister of the family. It went from the decrepit Orange Bowl to (sigh) Land Shark Stadium (why, Jimmy Buffett? Why couldn't you have just called it Margaritaville Stadium?). At least it won't have a baseball diamond in the middle of the field this time of year.There are times that the thought of kicking the Orange Bowl out of the BCS might not be a bad idea. Even with its location, it seems to be the lesser of the BCS bowls.

Meet Joker Phillips

Meet Joker Phillips

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 4, 2010

This is Joker Phillips, who upon the retirement of Rich Brooks has takes the reins as head coach of the Kentucky football program. Although he has done an admirable job aiding Brooks in rebuilding the Wildcats football program, there are still a lot of unanswered questions about Joker Phillips.Is he a picker?Is he a grinner?Is he a lover?Is he a sinner?Does he play his music in the sun?He's a Joker, but is he a smoker?Is he a midnight toker?Does he get his lovin' on the run?Does he really like your pieces and wants to shake your tree?Most importantly, has he ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?(via Sports Illustrated)

The BSC Bowl nobody wanted to see.

The BSC Bowl nobody wanted to see.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on January 4, 2010

Monday night will bring the Fiesta Bowl showdown nobody wanted to see. Undefeated perennial non-BSC conference teams Boise St. and TCU will face each other in what's basically a boobie prize from the BCS this year. The sad truth is that this might be the best of the BCS bowl games this year.Nobody was really looking for a Boise St./TCU match-up, especially since TCU beat Boise last year in the Poinsettia Bowl last year. Many fans want to see these "BCS Busters" actually face off against a BCS school. Instead, the BCS pulled this little stunt, and elsewhere giving fans the "greatness" of the snuff film known as Florida and Cincinnati in the Sugar Bowl, and Georgia Tech and Iowa in the Orange Bowl. Insert either TCU or Boise in the places of Cincinnati and Iowa, and you'd get a more interesting match-up. Either school would certainly put up a bigger fight against Florida than the Brian Kelly-less Bearcats did.If anything, this year's Fiesta Bowl shows college football's fatal flaw on display: its unwillingness to evolve to the changing times. Whether you can tell it or not the ancien regime is slowly changing. Look at a list of the "100 Largest Colleges and Universities" and you will see a lot of traditional NCAA football powerhouses like Texas and Florida. But you will also see a more than a few schools like the University of Central Florida, BYU, Utah, and yes, Texas Tech (sorry, but it couldn't be helped). Who's not on the list? Notre Dame, Nebraska, and Alabama.Regionally, the states in the Mountain West and WAC are growing faster than many Big East or Big 10 states. Utah is the second fastest growing state in the Union, just in front of Texas. Michigan's at the bottom with a -0.33 percent loss.The BCS was created to preserve the ancien regime. It ignores the changing reality of America and college football. That level of hubris is what's going to make it harder to respect the BCS as a legitimate entity in the future.

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