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1.000 Hits. Thanks everyone.

1.000 Hits. Thanks everyone.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 12, 2009

Shirts With Random Triangles hit 1,000 views yesteday. That's 1,000 views since the counter was added just about a month ago. Thanks for all the support, keep checking in, and be sure to tell your friends about the place.I haven't failed to notice that this is what a lot of visitors come here looking for:Hmm...maybe I should have called this blog "Kissing Terry Joiner." Nah.

Tony Gonzalez now claims he wasn't nekkid

Tony Gonzalez now claims he wasn't nekkid

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 12, 2009

Tony Gonzalez is now claiming that he and his wife October weren't nekkid in their ad for PeTA. Well, you could have fooled me. Tony and October must have been wearing something from the Emperor's fall collection. That or something went terribly wrong with their cloaks of invisibility.(via ajc.com)

Mark Richt Hubris Watch: Where Georgia would rank as an ACC team

Mark Richt Hubris Watch: Where Georgia would rank as an ACC team

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 12, 2009

The criticism of Georgia this season has gotten rough lately, but this one really hurts. The Atlanta-Journal Constitution's Mark Bradley claims that if UGA was in the ACC rather than the SEC it would only rank fifth behind rival Georgia Tech, Miami, Virginia Tech, and Clemson. Ouch.(via ajc.com)

Brian Stokes: From the Marines to the Mountaineers

Brian Stokes: From the Marines to the Mountaineers

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 11, 2009

Fanhouse's David Steele has an article on Brian Stokes, a Iraq war veteran who served in the Marines and later played football for the Appalachian State Mountaineers . It's also about the family who stood by him and worked hard to to make his dream of playing football come true. Eventually Stokes played on two Division 1-AA National Championship teams for Appalachian State. Real life stories don't get any better than this.(via Fanhouse)

Rich Rodriguez Hubris Watch: Setting Rich-Rod up to fail

Rich Rodriguez Hubris Watch: Setting Rich-Rod up to fail

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 11, 2009

Drew Sharp of the Detroit Free Press gives the terms by which Rich Rodriguez should come back to Michigan for 2010: win the Big Ten or else. Rodriguez's first season at Michigan was 3-9. This year could wind up being 5-7. Expecting a Big 10 championship in 2010 at this rate might be asking too much.Lloyd Carr's last season as Michigan head coach was was 8-4. Rich-Rod had done worse than that in his first two seasons. A Big Ten Championship after that would be a heck of a comeback. It's just a little too much to expect given recent history.What Sharp really wants is to create an impossible situation where Rodriguez is destined to fail. If that's what is expected, then maybe Michigan If those are the terms, Michigan should pull the plug now.(via Detroit Free Press)

Sammy Sosa gets creamed

Sammy Sosa gets creamed

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 11, 2009

It looks like Sammy Sosa is saying is new found whiteness is due to a "cream" used as a skin softener. So if the cream softens your skin what will the clear do to it? (Okay, wrong roid freak. But the joke was too good to pass on).(via ajc.com)

New BCS projections: USC vs. Boise State? Please let this happen!

New BCS projections: USC vs. Boise State? Please let this happen!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 11, 2009

Rivals.com has updated projections of what the BCS bowls might look like:BCS (alledged) Championship: Alabama vs. TexasRose Bowl: Ohio St. vs. OregonSugar Bowl: Cincinnati vs. FloridaFiesta Bowl: Boise St. vs. USCOrange Bowl: Georgia Tech vs. TCUUSC vs. Boise St.? OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN! That would be a more epic game than whatever championship game the Bowluminiati could ever come up with. Why? Because it could just turn out to be the ultimate "Put Up or Shut Up" game when it comes to schools like Boise St. A Boise win against USC might be the tipping point on whether the BCS finally bites the bullet and expands into the WAC and/or Mountain West.Sadly, that might also be the reason for this match-up doesn't happen, but it really needs to.(via Rivals.com)

Tony Gonzalez looks for an excure to get nekkid

Tony Gonzalez looks for an excure to get nekkid

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 11, 2009

The late great Southern humorist Lewis Grizzard once said "In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on ... and you're up to somethin!" Well, Atlanta Falcons tight end Tony Gonzalezis up to somethin'. And yes, he's nekkid.It seems Gonzalez has gone where many a celebrity have gone before him: he gone and done an ad for PeTA in the buff. Yep Tony Gonzalez is one of them kind of fellas...a vegan. And he and his wife October (what January was taken? Oh wait, it was) have followed in the footsteps of Pamela Anderson and Eva Mendes is baring it all for America's most annoying animal rights group. It's another in a long series of anti-fur ads that PeTA is infamous for.The ad covers most of the unmentionable stuff up. And no, you don't get to see Gonzalez's tight...well, you know. And I'm sure Falcons' owner Arthur Blank and GM Thomas Dimitroff and really gonna love this kind of exposure.(via The Sporting Blog)

Oh child, please moment of the day: Paul Johnson a Notre Dame candidate?

Oh child, please moment of the day: Paul Johnson a Notre Dame candidate?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 11, 2009

The hot choice to replace the still not fired Charlie Weis as Former Fighting Irish head coach seems to be Cincinnati's Brian Kelly. Jeff Schultz, columnist for the alleged newspaper The Atlanta Journal-Constitution suggests a possible alternate candidate: Georgia Tech's second year coach Paul Johnson.Oh child, please.It sounds like this idea is more trying to sell papers than any actual reporting. It is seriously doubtful that Notre Dame is going to be looking toward the North Avenue Trade School for a head coach again. Does the name George O'Leary ring a bell? Thought so.Johnson said he has no plans to leave Tech after only two years. Why should he? Most of the ACC is either a downward spiral or just spinning around delusionaly. The same could be said of Georgia Tech's in-state rival, UGA. Johnson is in a prime area for recruiting, and will probably steal as many blue chip recruits from Mark Richt this year as Lane Kiffin will. Thought so.Schultz should be ashamed of himself for even trying to pull a stunt like this.It sounds more like a feeble attempt to justify a paycheck than actual reporting.(via ajc.com)

Real World Presents:Return to Duty

Real World Presents:Return to Duty

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 10, 2009

If you watched the Real World: Brooklyn on MTV earlier this year you know about the story of Ryan Conklin, an Army vet who served in Iraq. While the show was being filmed, Ryan got word he was being involuntarily recalled to serve again in Iraq. It was one of the most emotionally powerful events in the show's history.Wednesday night MTV is showing Real World Presents:Return to Duty, which follows Ryan's transition from civilian life back to the military. It includes footage from Iraq recorded during Ryan's service there. (He's scheduled to return home early next year). The show's going to be on at 9:00 PM EST. Check it out.

HAPPY VETERANS  DAY!

HAPPY VETERANS DAY!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 11, 2009

Thanks for all those who have served our nation in times of war and peace.

Hasheem Thabeet got a jawbreaker, but would have preferred an Everlasting Globstopper

Hasheem Thabeet got a jawbreaker, but would have preferred an Everlasting Globstopper

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 10, 2009

Memphis Grizzlies center Hasheem Thabeet, the second overall draft pick in the 2009 NBA Draft got a broken jaw Tuesday night. Oh wait, it gets worse. He got it from colliding into his fellow teammate, forward Zach Randolph. First , the first overall pick Blake Griffith goes down, now Thabeet joins him. If I was James Harden, I'd be knocking on wood right now, and hoping to avoid another rolled ankle.(via Yahoo! Sports)

[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT:Superfrog

[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT:Superfrog

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 10, 2009

Hi, Superfrog. You're the mascot of TCU, this year's BCS buster darling that really isn't going to bust anything. Not even with those horns on your arms and legs. You're nest hope for the BCS championship is for Florida and Alabama to be abducted by giant cave spiders during the SEC Championship. I don't see that happening.Superfrog? I don't think so. Sorry, I'm not seeing any frog here. Not even a horned frog. I'd say you're more like a kiddie-fide version of Doomsday, the monster that "killed" Superman (he got better).I'll bet that Superfrog doesn't get a lot of dates. You think girls are going to want to make out with a guy with spikes on his arms and legs? Nah, I didn't think so. And seriously, the shimmel shirt doesn't help your chances there, either. Wearing that as everyday fashion went out in 1983. Going for the retro-tool look there, Superfrog?You're more lame than impressive there, Superfrog. In a sea of goofy mascots, you're more the flotsam or jetsam.(apologies as usual to Matthew Gasteier)

"Mr. College Footbal's" latest BCS nightmare projection

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 10, 2009

"Mr. College Football" Tony Barnhart has his latest BCS Bowl projections up on ajc.com. It you're looking for exciting football match-ups, you may have to go somewhere else. Like Madden 2010.Barnhart's projections:BCS "Championship": Alabama vs. Texas.Orange Bowl: Georgia Tech vs. IowaFiesta Bowl: USC vs. TCUSugar Bowl: Florida vs. CincinnatiRose Bowl: Ohio State vs. OregonThe sound you hear coming out of Bristol is ESPN execs banging their head against walls.(via ajc.com)

It's 1957 all over again at North Carolina

It's 1957 all over again at North Carolina

By Juan Cena in SWRT on November 10, 2009

North Carolina opened up the 2009-2010 basketball season in style by beating Isiah Thomas and Florida International University 88-72. In the style of the 1957 Tar Heels, that is.As part of celebrating 100 years of Tar Heel basketball, North Carolina donned uniforms commemorating national championship teams of the past. They started out with honoring the 1957 championship team, which featured shorts with a red waistband and red trim on the neckline.The problem with the unis is the red waistband made it looked like the Heels' collective boxers were showing. Oh the other hand, the reminded me of Ferro Lad of the Legion of Super-HeroesI wonder if this makes Duke the Sun Eater? The Dookies probably hope so.(via Rivals.com)

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