Monday, December 22, 2014 • Afternoon Edition • "Where keepin' it real goes wrong."

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Former Clemson QB Chad Kelly alledegly assaults bouncer, threatens gun violence.

Former Clemson QB Chad Kelly alledegly assaults bouncer, threatens gun violence.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 22, 2014

Jim Kelly's nephew is in trouble with the law....


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Saturday bowl game results

Saturday bowl game results

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 21, 2014

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On the first day of bowl games my true love gave to me - a cold.

On the first day of bowl games my true love gave to me - a cold.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 20, 2014

It figures....


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Is this kosher? SEC Nation's Tim Tebow speaks to Alabama's College Football Playoff opponent Ohio St.

Is this kosher? SEC Nation's Tim Tebow speaks to Alabama's College Football Playoff opponent Ohio St.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 19, 2014

nbsp; What's wrong with this picture?...


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Jim Harbaugh will NOT be Michigan's next head coach. Because Bruce Feldman said so.

Jim Harbaugh will NOT be Michigan's next head coach. Because Bruce Feldman said so.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 18, 2014

If you're a Michigan fan who wanted Jim Harbaugh as the Wolverines next head coach for Christmas you may be disappointed....

Oliver Luck is an ex-West Virginia athletic director.

Oliver Luck is an ex-West Virginia athletic director.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 17, 2014

Oliver Luck (right) with son Andrew Luck....

Les Miles will NOT be Michigan's next head coach.

Les Miles will NOT be Michigan's next head coach.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 16, 2014

You can add Les Miles to the list of people who won't be coaching Michigan....


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Iowa wrestling coaches face off in freestyle swimming competition.

Iowa wrestling coaches face off in freestyle swimming competition.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 16, 2014

Tom and Terry Brands are twin brothers, Olympians and Iowa wrestling coaches....


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Jon Gruden will NOT be coaching your college or pro team next season.

Jon Gruden will NOT be coaching your college or pro team next season.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 15, 2014

You can officially kill the "Jon Gruden for (insert NFL or college football team name here) head coach" meme for the year....


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Cupcakes in the shape of a Florida Gator? Oh, why not!

Cupcakes in the shape of a Florida Gator? Oh, why not!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 15, 2014

The University of Florida athletics department has apparently discovered Pintrest....


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Auburn freshman RB Jakell Mitchell killed in gun-related incident.

Auburn freshman RB Jakell Mitchell killed in gun-related incident.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 14, 2014

Sunday morning following an apparent shooting incident that occurred at an off-campus apartment complex....

Dumbest. Tweet. Ever.

Dumbest. Tweet. Ever.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 13, 2014

In the words of the modern philosopher Chad Johnson "Child, please....


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Tim Tebow will be part of 2014 Peach Bowl announcing crew.

Tim Tebow will be part of 2014 Peach Bowl announcing crew.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 12, 2014

Tim Tebow will be returning to a familiar place on New Year's Eve, though in a completely different role....


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Is Wisconsin the Taylor Swift of college football?

Is Wisconsin the Taylor Swift of college football?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 11, 2014

The Internet has come up with a brilliant analogy about Wisconsin following the departure of former head coach Gary Andersen....

Lee Corso meets Mickey Mouse.

Lee Corso meets Mickey Mouse.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 10, 2014

I know what you're thinking....

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