Wednesday, December 24, 2014 • Evening Edition • "If you loved Hotel Rwanda, you'll love The Outhouse."

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Jon Gruden will NOT be coaching your college or pro team next season.

Jon Gruden will NOT be coaching your college or pro team next season.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 15, 2014

You can officially kill the "Jon Gruden for (insert NFL or college football team name here) head coach" meme for the year....


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Cupcakes in the shape of a Florida Gator? Oh, why not!

Cupcakes in the shape of a Florida Gator? Oh, why not!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 15, 2014

The University of Florida athletics department has apparently discovered Pintrest....


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Auburn freshman RB Jakell Mitchell killed in gun-related incident.

Auburn freshman RB Jakell Mitchell killed in gun-related incident.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 14, 2014

Sunday morning following an apparent shooting incident that occurred at an off-campus apartment complex....

Dumbest. Tweet. Ever.

Dumbest. Tweet. Ever.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 13, 2014

In the words of the modern philosopher Chad Johnson "Child, please....


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Tim Tebow will be part of 2014 Peach Bowl announcing crew.

Tim Tebow will be part of 2014 Peach Bowl announcing crew.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 12, 2014

Tim Tebow will be returning to a familiar place on New Year's Eve, though in a completely different role....


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Is Wisconsin the Taylor Swift of college football?

Is Wisconsin the Taylor Swift of college football?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 11, 2014

The Internet has come up with a brilliant analogy about Wisconsin following the departure of former head coach Gary Andersen....

Lee Corso meets Mickey Mouse.

Lee Corso meets Mickey Mouse.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 10, 2014

I know what you're thinking....

Oregon goes all green for College Football Playoff.

Oregon goes all green for College Football Playoff.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 9, 2014

No one expected Nike to lie still while Uncle Phil Knight's alma mater Oregon made it to the inaugural College Football Playoff....


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Big 12 reportedly has met with representatives from University of Cincinnati.

Big 12 reportedly has met with representatives from University of Cincinnati.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 8, 2014

Just when you thought college football conference expansion silliness was a thing of the past, along comes a report that the Big 12 has been talking to Cincinnati about depicting from the AAC....


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The College Football Playoff is the new Oscars, and that's a bad thing.

The College Football Playoff is the new Oscars, and that's a bad thing.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 7, 2014

What does today announcement of the teams in the first annual College Football Playoff remind me of?...


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One down, three to go: Oregon all but clinches a place in the College Football Playoff.

One down, three to go: Oregon all but clinches a place in the College Football Playoff.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 6, 2014

Arizona in the Pac-12 Championship game on Friday night....


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University of Nebraska chancellor uses YOLO in tweet denying school was intetrested in Bret Bielema.

University of Nebraska chancellor uses YOLO in tweet denying school was intetrested in Bret Bielema.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 5, 2014

that the school was interested in hiring Arkansas head coach Bret Bielema to replace the fired Bo Pelini....


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Nebraska hires Mike Riley away from Oregon St.

Nebraska hires Mike Riley away from Oregon St.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 4, 2014

Mike Riley away from Oregon State....

Florida hires Jim McElwain away from Colorado State.

Florida hires Jim McElwain away from Colorado State.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 4, 2014

Florida has found Will Muschamp's replacement....


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Bret Bielema denies reports he's leaving Arkansas for Nebraska.

Bret Bielema denies reports he's leaving Arkansas for Nebraska.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on December 3, 2014

Well, this didn't take long....

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