Wednesday, June 3, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "At least we're not Bleeding Cool!"


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The Fallout: Dak Prescott, Pat Narduzzi, Reuben Foster, and more.

The Fallout: Dak Prescott, Pat Narduzzi, Reuben Foster, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 12, 2015

Thursday edition....


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Clemson's Eight-Ball Tiger helps ball boy wipe up ACC Basketball Tournament court, with disturbing results.

Clemson's Eight-Ball Tiger helps ball boy wipe up ACC Basketball Tournament court, with disturbing results.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 11, 2015

Clemson's costumed Tiger mascot, nicknamed "Eight-Ball" by The Internet for his face's perpetually glazed-over stoner look, decided help the ball boy on duty wipe up the court at the ACC Basketball Tournament....

Iowa St. athletic director Jamie Pollard suffers heart attack.

Iowa St. athletic director Jamie Pollard suffers heart attack.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 10, 2015

Jamie Pollard....


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Dam Prescott, two other Mississippi State players attacked in Panama City, Fl.

Dam Prescott, two other Mississippi State players attacked in Panama City, Fl.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 10, 2015

at a spring Break Waka Flocka Flame in Panama City, Fl....

Bob Stoops calls racist Sigma Alpha Epsilon video appalling.

Bob Stoops calls racist Sigma Alpha Epsilon video appalling.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 9, 2015

Bob Stoops and Oklahoma players at anti-SAE protest....

NCAA gets anal retentive about crop top jerseys, non-standard facemasks.

NCAA gets anal retentive about crop top jerseys, non-standard facemasks.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 8, 2015

Ezekiel Elliott in his now-banned crop-top jersey....


Bret Bielema teases Golden Boot trophy appearance during LSU-Arkansas men's basketball game.

Bret Bielema teases Golden Boot trophy appearance during LSU-Arkansas men's basketball game.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 7, 2015

Bret Bielema with Golden Boot Trophy....



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The Fallout: Bob Stoops, Kirk Ferentz, Todd Fitch, and more.

The Fallout: Bob Stoops, Kirk Ferentz, Todd Fitch, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 6, 2015

Friday Edition....

Ohio State hype video focuses on College Football Playoff title game victory.

Ohio State hype video focuses on College Football Playoff title game victory.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 5, 2015

Ohio State's new hype video goes the obvious route and features highlights of the Buckeyes' victory over Oregon in the inaugural College Football Playoff title game....


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Family stuff.

Family stuff.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 4, 2015

Had to deal with some family stuff today....


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The Fallout: Hugh Freeze, Mike Slive, Jim McElwain, and more.

The Fallout: Hugh Freeze, Mike Slive, Jim McElwain, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 3, 2015

Tuesday edition....

Steve Spurrier reacts to reaction of his joining Twitter.

Steve Spurrier reacts to reaction of his joining Twitter.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 3, 2015

That was before 44,400 fellow Twitter users followed him....


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The Fallout: Mike Riley, Urban Meyer and Jim Harbaugh, Connor Cook, and more.

The Fallout: Mike Riley, Urban Meyer and Jim Harbaugh, Connor Cook, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on March 2, 2015

Monday edition....

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