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Georgia mascot Uga IX to retire.

Georgia mascot Uga IX to retire.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2015

Uga IX....

Florida head coach Jim McElwain has a serious case of sunburn.

Florida head coach Jim McElwain has a serious case of sunburn.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 13, 2015

Well, first-year Florida head coach Jim McElwain apparently didn't, because he appeared on the SEC Network's coverage of SEC Media Days with what appeared to be a mega-serious case of sunburn....

Texas A M releases hype video for 2015 season.

Texas A M releases hype video for 2015 season.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 12, 2015

for its 2015 college football season....

Report: Jimbo Fisher bans FSU players from bars.

Report: Jimbo Fisher bans FSU players from bars.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 12, 2015

Jimbo Fisher has apparently had enough of his players getting into trouble....

Central Michigan dismisses DB Brandon Greer following his arrest for alleged attempted kidnapping.

Central Michigan dismisses DB Brandon Greer following his arrest for alleged attempted kidnapping.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 11, 2015

Brandon Greer is an ex-Central Michigan defensive back....

The Fallout: Dak Prescott, Vernon Hargreaves III, Baylor, and more.

The Fallout: Dak Prescott, Vernon Hargreaves III, Baylor, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 10, 2015

Friday edition....

Central Michigan DB Brandon Greer facing charges of assault and attempted kidnapping.

Central Michigan DB Brandon Greer facing charges of assault and attempted kidnapping.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 10, 2015

Brandon Greer's mugshot....

Notre Dame and Navy to play at EverBank Field in Jacksonville in 2016.

Notre Dame and Navy to play at EverBank Field in Jacksonville in 2016.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 8, 2015

It's official: The annual rivalry game between Notre Dame and Navy is going on the road in 2016....

The Fallout: Bill Snyder, Leonard Fournette, Reggie Ragland, and...Tim McGraw?

The Fallout: Bill Snyder, Leonard Fournette, Reggie Ragland, and...Tim McGraw?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 7, 2015

Bill Snyder....

Florida State dismisses freshman QB De'Andre Johnson.

Florida State dismisses freshman QB De'Andre Johnson.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 6, 2015

De'Andre Johnson....

The Fallout: Von Bell, R.J. Shelton, William Likely, and more.

The Fallout: Von Bell, R.J. Shelton, William Likely, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 6, 2015

Ring My Bell....

Ohio State adds four-star OT prospect Jake Moretti to its 2017 recruiting class.

Ohio State adds four-star OT prospect Jake Moretti to its 2017 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 5, 2015

Jake Moretti....

The Fallout: Laremy Tunsil, D'haquille Williams, Eric Murray, and more.

The Fallout: Laremy Tunsil, D'haquille Williams, Eric Murray, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 4, 2015

Welcome to the Fallout - Fourth of July edition....

The Fallout, P. Diddy, Laremy Tunsil, Jalen Mills, and more.

The Fallout, P. Diddy, Laremy Tunsil, Jalen Mills, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 3, 2015

Friday edition....

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