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Pssst....Want to hear Nick Saban say a dirty word?

Pssst....Want to hear Nick Saban say a dirty word?

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 12, 2010

Oh, the stuff that shows up on YouTube.


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Dawgageddon: Caleb King suspended for two games

Dawgageddon: Caleb King suspended for two games

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 12, 2010



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Shocking news out of Alabama: Nick Saban has a potty mouth

Shocking news out of Alabama: Nick Saban has a potty mouth

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 11, 2010



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Big Tentacles: Columbus Day Edition

Big Tentacles: Columbus Day Edition

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 11, 2010



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Dawgageddon: Caleb King arrested

Dawgageddon: Caleb King arrested

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 11, 2010



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Dawgageddon: Mark Richt is thinking happier thoughts this week.

Dawgageddon: Mark Richt is thinking happier thoughts this week.

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 10, 2010



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Mark Richt is thinking happier thoughts this week.

Mark Richt is thinking happier thoughts this week.

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 10, 2010


Arkansas-Texas A&M game brings up Aggies in the SEC silliness again

Arkansas-Texas A&M game brings up Aggies in the SEC silliness again

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 9, 2010

Arkansas heading to College Station to face the Aggies of Texas A&M has brought with it the obvious story. That being the one about the Razorbacks bolting the SEC for the Big XII, and the Agggies taking its place. Oh child, please. The pain this time is brought to you by Hellspawned Javelinas, an appropriately named Aggie blog. "It’s a funny thing that South Carolina was accepted as a member of the SEC by rival institutions but Arkansas wasn’t. South Carolina was a last second fill-in for Texas A&M, which decided back in the early nineties not to leave the SEC until the near future, but South Carolina is considered one of the good ol’ boys, a brother in crime, a member of the SEC. What is so wrong with Arkansas?" You mean besides Ryan Mallett being overrated? Arkansas can actually be competitive, that's what.  As for this thing about South Carolina being "accepted", it's a little bit of a stretch. Given the choice of SCAR or Clemson in the SEC, the Chickens would be out and the the number of Tigers in the SEC wolfpack would increase by one. "The answer is that Arkansas brings nothing to the conference. The cigars are still smarting that they have to split money with Arkansas, a school that brings nothing more than half of the Texarkana TV market to the table. On the other side of the border, you have Texas A&M, a school twice the size of Arkansas, a school located in an area with 25 million more TV sets ready to tune into SEC football and throw money to the entire conference. Sure, the SEC got the raw deal, and they know it, and Arkansas gets all the blame." Not mentioned that the majority of those 25 million households would be watching the Texas Longhorns game. The reasons why Texas A&M shouldn't be in the SEC have been mentioned before.   Arkansas is the better program. And even if it did foolishly decide to bolt to the sinking ship that is the Big XII, replacing it with Texas A&M would be a huge mistake. Just know that the desirability of the Aggies in the SEC falls squarely in the search for fool's gold department. (via Hellspawned Javelinas, Leather Helmet Blog) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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Your Ricky Stanzi "America, Love It or Leave It!" Moment of the Day: Stanzi+YouTube+Photoshop=Oh my!

Your Ricky Stanzi "America, Love It or Leave It!" Moment of the Day: Stanzi+YouTube+Photoshop=Oh my!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 8, 2010

Iowa has a bye week this weekend. So what are Hawkeye fans going to do to for their weekend without seeing America's Quarterback, Ricky Stanzi on television? Well, there's always the internet. You-Tube and Photoshop together can be a scary thing. There's obviously somebody in Iowa/the Hawkeye nation with way too much time on their hands. (via Black Heart Gold Pants) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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Your Ricky Stanzi  America, Love It or Leave It!  Moment of the Day: Stanzi+YouTube+Photoshop=Oh my!

Your Ricky Stanzi America, Love It or Leave It! Moment of the Day: Stanzi+YouTube+Photoshop=Oh my!

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 8, 2010

Iowa has a bye week this weekend. So what are Hawkeye fans going to do to for their weekend without seeing America's Quarterback, Ricky Stanzi on television? Well, there's always the internet. <object

Billy Gonzales stuck it to Urban Meyer with a "sticky note"

Billy Gonzales stuck it to Urban Meyer with a "sticky note"

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 8, 2010

He could have slipped out the back, Jack. Or made a new plan, Stan. But former Florida assistant coach Billy Gonzales told Urban Meyer he was leaving his longtime boss to take a similar job at LSU in a way Paul Simon could never had imagined. He used a "sticky note."  (That's a Post-it note or some knockoff thereof, just in case you weren't sure what's being talked about here) Gonzales apparently wasn't too happy that he got passed over for the Gator offensive coordinator job that went to Steve Addazio. Okay. maybe wasn't that original of a way to leave a longtime boss. But it does show how strained the relationship between Meyer and Gonzales had become with Addazio's promotion. And it's now getting attention due to Florida's offensive struggles, along with LSU's more-lucky-than-good 5-0 record. (via Miami Herald, EDSBS) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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