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Your Ricky Stanzi  America, Love It or Leave It!  Moment of the Day: Stanzi+YouTube+Photoshop=Oh my!

Your Ricky Stanzi America, Love It or Leave It! Moment of the Day: Stanzi+YouTube+Photoshop=Oh my!

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 8, 2010

Iowa has a bye week this weekend. So what are Hawkeye fans going to do to for their weekend without seeing America's Quarterback, Ricky Stanzi on television? Well, there's always the internet. <object

Billy Gonzales stuck it to Urban Meyer with a "sticky note"

Billy Gonzales stuck it to Urban Meyer with a "sticky note"

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 8, 2010

He could have slipped out the back, Jack. Or made a new plan, Stan. But former Florida assistant coach Billy Gonzales told Urban Meyer he was leaving his longtime boss to take a similar job at LSU in a way Paul Simon could never had imagined. He used a "sticky note."  (That's a Post-it note or some knockoff thereof, just in case you weren't sure what's being talked about here) Gonzales apparently wasn't too happy that he got passed over for the Gator offensive coordinator job that went to Steve Addazio. Okay. maybe wasn't that original of a way to leave a longtime boss. But it does show how strained the relationship between Meyer and Gonzales had become with Addazio's promotion. And it's now getting attention due to Florida's offensive struggles, along with LSU's more-lucky-than-good 5-0 record. (via Miami Herald, EDSBS) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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Billy Gonzales stuck it to Urban Meyer with a  sticky note

Billy Gonzales stuck it to Urban Meyer with a sticky note

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 8, 2010


Headline: "Toxic red sludge has reached the Danube"

Headline: "Toxic red sludge has reached the Danube"

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 7, 2010

Headline: "Toxic red sludge has reached the Danube" What's Lane Kiffin doing in Hungary? Doesn't he have a game against Stanford to prepare for? (via Yahoo!) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles

Your Ricky Stanzi "America, Love It or Leave It!" Moment of the Day: The Tar Heels have a Grand Old Flag

Your Ricky Stanzi "America, Love It or Leave It!" Moment of the Day: The Tar Heels have a Grand Old Flag

By Juan Cena in SWRT on October 7, 2010

A lot of college football teams run out onto the field carrying the US flag. But the flag carried by North Carolina Tar Heel junior safety Matt Merletti is extra special. It's won that was flown in Iraq and Afghanistan by his brother, Captain Mike Merletti,  a US Army Ranger serving in the 101st Airborne Division. “We were e-mailing each other back and forth,” Matt Merletti said. “I told him, ‘I think it would be a pretty cool idea if you flew a flag for me on a couple of missions over there in Iraq, and gave it to me whenever you get back to the States.’” The elder Merletti did, and Matt began carrying it onto the field. When he was injured in 2009,  he had other Tar Heel players carry it for him.  Now healthy, he once again leads the team into the stadium with the flag, now with a few extra miles on it. "When the Tar Heels took the field in the Georgia Dome, Merletti again carried the flag his brother got for him. This time, it was a bit more well-traveled as Mike Merletti took it with him on his deployment to Afghanistan." Matt is considering following his brother and father into military service if he doesn't get drafted by the NFL.  (via Winston-Salem Journal, The Star) Originally Pubished at: Shirts With Random Triangles


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Headline:  Toxic red sludge has reached the Danube

Headline: Toxic red sludge has reached the Danube

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 7, 2010

Headline: "Toxic red sludge has reached


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Crossing the Atlantic: Mark Herzlich, Maryland, and ...tricycles?

Crossing the Atlantic: Mark Herzlich, Maryland, and ...tricycles?

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 7, 2010

"It's just a flesh wound." Boston College's Mark Herzlich reportedly has a broken hand. That's probably now going to stop him from playing, though. After fighting cancer, a broken hand shouldn't be that much of a problem. (<i style="color:


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Auburn's Terrell Zachary: War Swan Lake?

Auburn's Terrell Zachary: War Swan Lake?

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 6, 2010

Here's a clip of Auburn wide receiver Terrell Zachary in ballet class.


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Big Tentacles: Wisconsin, Denard Robinson, and more.

Big Tentacles: Wisconsin, Denard Robinson, and more.

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 6, 2010



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Presenting the Ole Miss Mascot Finalists

Presenting the Ole Miss Mascot Finalists

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 6, 2010

Old Miss Students will begin voting Wednesday on their choice for their new, Confederacy-free mascot (the "Rebel" name notwithstanding). Sadly, campus favorite Admiral Ackbar is not included in the choice, as both


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Finebaum compares Alabama victory over Florida to  waterboarding

Finebaum compares Alabama victory over Florida to waterboarding

By Wright Blan in SWRT on October 5, 2010



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