Friday, July 31, 2015 • Afternoon Edition • "Resistance is futile."
Ole Miss adds long snapper prospect Jack Propst to its 2016 recruiting class.

Ole Miss adds long snapper prospect Jack Propst to its 2016 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 16, 2015

Jack Propst....

Paul Finebaum was unimpressed by Steve Spurrier's SEC Media Days appearance.

Paul Finebaum was unimpressed by Steve Spurrier's SEC Media Days appearance.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 15, 2015

Paul Finebaum and Steve Spurrier....

Ohio State fans invade SEC Media Days. (UPDATE: May be Auburn fans in disguise.)

Ohio State fans invade SEC Media Days. (UPDATE: May be Auburn fans in disguise.)

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 15, 2015

Image via @BarrettSallee....

Mark Richt looks lean and mean with new buzzcut.

Mark Richt looks lean and mean with new buzzcut.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2015

Mark Richt....

Iowa adds three-star athlete prospect Kristian Welch to 2016 recruiting class.

Iowa adds three-star athlete prospect Kristian Welch to 2016 recruiting class.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2015

Kristian Welch....


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The Fallout: Steve Spurrier, Nick Chubb, Robert Nkemdiche, and more.

The Fallout: Steve Spurrier, Nick Chubb, Robert Nkemdiche, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2015

Tuesday edition....

Steve Spurrier explains why he is still coaching in the most brilliant way possible.

Steve Spurrier explains why he is still coaching in the most brilliant way possible.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2015

Steve Spurrier....


Georgia mascot Uga IX to retire.

Georgia mascot Uga IX to retire.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2015

Uga IX....


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Florida head coach Jim McElwain has a serious case of sunburn.

Florida head coach Jim McElwain has a serious case of sunburn.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 13, 2015

Well, first-year Florida head coach Jim McElwain apparently didn't, because he appeared on the SEC Network's coverage of SEC Media Days with what appeared to be a mega-serious case of sunburn....

Texas A M releases hype video for 2015 season.

Texas A M releases hype video for 2015 season.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 12, 2015

for its 2015 college football season....


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Report: Jimbo Fisher bans FSU players from bars.

Report: Jimbo Fisher bans FSU players from bars.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 12, 2015

Jimbo Fisher has apparently had enough of his players getting into trouble....


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Central Michigan dismisses DB Brandon Greer following his arrest for alleged attempted kidnapping.

Central Michigan dismisses DB Brandon Greer following his arrest for alleged attempted kidnapping.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 11, 2015

Brandon Greer is an ex-Central Michigan defensive back....


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The Fallout: Dak Prescott, Vernon Hargreaves III, Baylor, and more.

The Fallout: Dak Prescott, Vernon Hargreaves III, Baylor, and more.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 10, 2015

Friday edition....

Central Michigan DB Brandon Greer facing charges of assault and attempted kidnapping.

Central Michigan DB Brandon Greer facing charges of assault and attempted kidnapping.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 10, 2015

Brandon Greer's mugshot....

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