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Your lame Old Spice commercial parody of the day

Your lame Old Spice commercial parody of the day

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 16, 2010

It's not surprising that somebody made a parody of those strange-for-strangeness'-sake Old Spice commercials. What is surprising is that the place the following originates from is...Brigham Young University? For reals? Okay, that you can get a sandwich at the library is neat? But can you get a Mountain Dew to go with it? Didn't think so. (Via Andy Staples on Twitter)

What Passes for Life: A*Rod, Beckham, Green Lantern, and more

What Passes for Life: A*Rod, Beckham, Green Lantern, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 15, 2010

A*Rod goes Hollywood. Alex Rodriguez will appear with Justin Timberlake in a film called Friends With Benefits.  Uh, haven't A*Rod and J.T. both been romantically linked to Cameron Diaz? Awkward! (SB Nation) David Beckham wants to grow up to be a professional Lego builder . I think he seen too many of those recreations of World Cup matches using Lego blocks. (Dirty Tackle) First look at Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern. Entertainment Weekly features Reynolds as Hal Jordan's alter ego on the cover of its newest issue. It looks a there's a little too much green on the costume, the texture of the costume is a little too much, and the mask looks stupid. Plus, the hair makes it look like it's Will Ferrell under the mask, and not Reynolds. (The Outhouse) Just for comparison, here's what GL's costume looks like in the comics. A "Guide to Nebraska for Big 10 Fans." Since this is from a Kansas State blog don't expect too much love for the Huskers from this. (Bring on the Cats) Golden State Warriors finds a buyer. Joe Lacob and Hollywood mogul  Peter Guber are the new owners of the team. (Fanhouse)

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow lassoed into talking about LeBron

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow lassoed into talking about LeBron

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 15, 2010

(Your Moment of Tebowness is SWRT's recurring feature on the cultural phenomenon that is His Tebowness. Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?)  Tim Tebow was at the ESPYs Wednesday night. Earlier in the day rappsports caught up with His Tebowness at the ESPN Style Studio. And sadly, they got him to talk about LeBron James. Tebow had to know that was coming sooner or later, but at least he handed it well.

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Bobby Johnson, Alabama, and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Bobby Johnson, Alabama, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 15, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)       Bobby Johnson retrospective. A look at the five biggest wins during Johnson's tenure as Vanderbilt head football coach. (Anchor of Gold) Punter controversy at Alabama. Not quite as stimulating as a quarterback controversy, but anything controversy not involving alcohol, bar fights, and red panties is welcome this time of the year. (Roll 'Bama Roll) Pat Summit's son walks-on to Vols basketball team. Young Tyler Summit sees this as a stop on the path to becoming a coach someday. Bruce Pearl had better watch out. (Go Vols Xtra) Does South Carolina baseball coach Ray Tanner deserve a raise? After winning the College World Series, the answer is a definite "probably." The problem is that South Carolina probably can't afford to give him one. (Garnet and Black Attack) Da'Rick Rogers was allegedly pepper-sprayed in Vol Brawl. No word on who did the spraying. But this could only be better if he was tased. (Rocky Top Talk)

Your Moment of...Tebro-ness?

Your Moment of...Tebro-ness?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 15, 2010

Just what the world needed...a "Men on Film"-esque comedy segment about two eager but obsessive Tim Tebow fans. I'm half convinced this is the work of two 'Bama fans. If only because Dawg fans would never come up with something so lame.

The soundtrack for your Freudian Nightmare this evening

The soundtrack for your Freudian Nightmare this evening

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2010

If this doesn't summon the Corinthian in your dreams, nothing will.

What Passes for Life: All-Star Game ratings, NBA, Georges St. Pierre, and more

What Passes for Life: All-Star Game ratings, NBA, Georges St. Pierre, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2010

All-time low ratings for All-Star Game. Last night's rating was a 7.5. Maybe if the actual game didn't start around 8:55 maybe more people would watch. (Yahoo! Sports) NBA team moving to Las Vegas? A group in Las Vegas claims they are on the verge of purchasing an NBA team, and plan to move it to Las Vegas. The Pistons, Hornets, Kings, and Grizzlies are the favorites as being the target. (SB Nation) Is retirement in the near future for Georges St. Pierre? It has a lot to do with there being few worlds left to conquer in the the the Alexander of the UFC welterweight division. (Cagewriter)

Your Ricky Stanzi

Your Ricky Stanzi "America, love it or leave it!" moment of the day: The Marines are looking for a f

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2010

The Marines are known  for their toughness and fierceness in battle. But they do have a gentle side when it comes to some of the smaller creatures who have gotten caught in the crossfire of war. "Three US marine (sic), Brian Chambers, Chris Berry and Aaron Shaw, started a mission to help bring home the kittens they have befriended while serving in Afghanistan . With generous donations from cat lovers and help from Noward Dogs animal rescue, Kiki and Keykey, two lovely ginger kitties, have successfully made it home in the US. Unfortunately 2 other cats, Simba and Ra-Ko, lost the battle against their illnesses a few weeks ago." Kiki is now in a new home in America. Awesome story. (via Unique Scoop,  thanks to Matt Ufford for pointing this out via Twitter)

Shirts Without Random Triangles: More LeBron hate

Shirts Without Random Triangles: More LeBron hate

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2010

If you don't think that Cavs' fans aren't bitter about LeBron James, check this shirt out from LeQuitJames.com. (Cue the Carolina Liar)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Vanderbilt, Tennessee Vol Brawl, SEC Media Days and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Vanderbilt, Tennessee Vol Brawl, SEC Media Days and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2010

Bobby Johnson resignation at Vanderbilt. Press conference at 2 P.M. EDT on announcement. Still time for Johnson to pull an Urban Meyer. (Anchor of Gold) Vol Brawl update. Investigation into Vol Brawl hampered by "inconsistent testimony." (Rocky Top Talk) Terrapins vs. Longhorns? Maryland is reportedly in negotiations to play Texas in 2014 and 2015. "Home" game for Terps would be played at FedEx Field. (Washington Post)  Previewing SEC Media Days. Tony Barnhart gives his readers a rundown of what next week in Birmingham will be like. (Mr. College Football) Clemson schadenfreude. The Clemson "Worst if the 2000's" list continues with #6 and the 2006 loss to Virginia Tech. (Shakin' the Southland) Matt Stinchcomb for Georgia AD? Well, apparently there's a Facebook page for it. (Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

Happy Bastille Day!

Happy Bastille Day!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2010


Bobby Johnson resigning as Vanderbilt head football coach?

Bobby Johnson resigning as Vanderbilt head football coach?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 14, 2010

Anchor of Gold is reporting that Vanderbilt head football coach Bobby Johnson is resigning.  680 the Fan's Chuck Oliver has also reported this on Twitter. No other details at this time, and no official statement from Vanderbilt. (via Anchor of Gold)

What Passes for Life: Lloyd Carr, Batman, Rich Franklin and more

What Passes for Life: Lloyd Carr, Batman, Rich Franklin and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 13, 2010

(What Passes for Life is SWRT's collection of sports and non sports related links and hi-jinks.)    Everybody else is doing it, so why can't we? A group of Nine Arkansas and Oklahoma-based  Division II schools are applying to the NCAA to form a new conference. Don't be shocked if you see refugees from the Big 12 , Big East, and the WAC do this in a few years. (ESPN) Lloyd Carr retiring from University of Michigan associate athletic director position. The former Wolverine head coach leaving while there's a still a cloud hanging over the school from possible NCAA violations involving football team members training when they shouldn't have been? Is Carr leaving a sinking ship? (It's Always Sunny in Detroit) New Batman title. Popular artist David Finch will be writing and drawing a new Batman series titled Batman: The Dark Knight, which will feature the Caped Crusader in X-Files-esque stories. (The Outhouse) Rich Franklin auctioning cast off for breast cancer. Franklin broke his arm in his UFC 115 defeat of Chuck Liddell. The pink-colored cast is being auctioned off  to benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation (Cagewriter) J.J. Abrams Lost in Oz? J.J. Abrams is one of the directors mentioned as being in the running for the film version of Wicked, the novel-turned Broadway musical reimagining of The Wizard of Oz from the Wicked Witch of the West point of view. Maybe he'll turn the Cowardly Lion into a Cowardly Polar Bear. (Ain't It Cool News) Kevin Kolb in the hot seat. With Donovan McNabb traded to Washington and Michael Vick back in the headlines for all the wrong reasons, the pressure is on Kolb to lead the Philadelphia Eagles to the Super Bowl. (Shutdown Corner)

Your Moment of Tebowness: NCAA Football 11 released today

Your Moment of Tebowness: NCAA Football 11 released today

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 13, 2010

Well what did you think today's edition of "Your Moment of Tebowness" was going to be?

Zydrunas Ilgauskas defects to Miami Heat, reunites with LeBron James

Zydrunas Ilgauskas defects to Miami Heat, reunites with LeBron James

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 13, 2010

Another Cavalier is ditching the Mistake by the Lake  proud and beautiful city of  Cleveland. This time the agent of Zydrunas Ilgauskas has announced that the center will be joining former Cav teammate with the Miami Heat. No word yet if Cavs owner Dan Gilbert will be writing an open letter to Cleveland fans in Cyrillic font. (via Yahoo! Sports)

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