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What Passes for Life: LeBron James, Tom Izzo, UFC and more

What Passes for Life: LeBron James, Tom Izzo, UFC and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 9, 2010

LeBron James will wear number 6 with the  Miami Heat. So does this make Miami "The Village?" (Ball Don't Lie) The big winner in the LeBron sweepstakes is...Tom Izzo? By turning the Cleveland Cavaliers down, The Izzo may be the only person involved in this whole debacle that comes out smelling like a rose. (The Dagger) Double your Nogueira, double your fun. Twin brothers Antonio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira and Antonio Rogerio Nogueira will both fight on UFC 119 against Frank Mir and Ryan Bader respectively. (Cagewriter) X-Men: First Class cast. Includes James McAvoy playing Professor X,  Michael Fassbender as Magneto, and Alice Eve as Emma Frost. How faithful to the  earlier X-Men films, or the early Stan Lee and Jack Kirby issues of "The Strangest Super-Heroes of All!"(Ain't It Cool News) Cliff Lee to the Yankees Rangers.  Lee reportedly winds up in Texas when deal with the Yanks breaks down. (ESPN)

Death to the vuvuzela!

Death to the vuvuzela!

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 9, 2010

What do Salman Rushdie and vuvuzelas have in common? They've both had fatwas declared on them. "A fatwa by the (United Arab Emirates') General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowments declares that the now-famous blast from the plastic vuvuzela is not permitted in the Gulf country if it exceeds 100 decibels — about the sound of a passing train. It says the typical vuvuzela blast is up to 127 decibels." Okay a fatwa declared by the UAE doesn't have the cache that a fatwah declared by the Ayatollah Khomeini does, but it sure is funny, at least in this case. And the vuvuzela deserves a fatwa more than Rushdie ever did for writing The Satanic Verses. (via AP, Gawker)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Tennesse Vol Bar Brawl, Georgia, Jägermeister, and...Elvis

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Tennesse Vol Bar Brawl, Georgia, Jägermeister, and...Elvis

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 9, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)     The Tennessee Vol Brawl. The latest on the bar fight allegedly involving Da'Rick Rogers and 7-10 other members of the Volunteers' football team at a Knoxville bar that left an off-duty police officer in the hospital.  (Go Vols Xtra) Ole Miss defense compared to Jägermeister. (Insert drinking school with a football problem joke here) (Red Cup Rebellion) Would you trust this man to pick your daughter's husband? Or more importantly, your school's athletic director? Dawg Sports asks if UGA president Dr. Evil Michael Adams can be trusted to find the right person to find Damon Evans Replacement. (Dawg Sports) Schadeathfreude Valley. Clemson's "The Worst of the 2000's" list of worst Tiger beatings hits #7 and the 2004 loss to Georgia Tech. Losing to a Chan Gailey coached  GT team always means you suck. (Shakin the Southland) Spot the Nut(t) It's kind of hard to tell, isn't it? (Dr. Saturday)

Yanks' interest in Cliff Lee brings forth tired

Yanks' interest in Cliff Lee brings forth tired "Evil Empire" schitck

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 9, 2010

News of the New York Yankees' interest in the Seattle Mariners Cliff Lee came with little or no shock. It also came with the a slew of "Evil Empire" comments from Big League Stew's David Brown, with a slew of other Star Wars references thrown in. Yawn. The Yankee/"Evil Empire" cracks have really gotten old. Especially since George Steinbrenner seeded control of the team to sons Hank and Hal. Neither one of which seem to be in any hurry to become Palpatine II. The whole schitck was kicked off by the Boston Red Sox, who themselves have in many ways become Cybermen to the Yanks' Daleks. The real "Evil Empires" in the MLB are probably teams at or near the bottom like the Florida Marlins or  the Pittsburgh Pirates, who don't even try to win or break up teams at the first glimmer of success. Those "Welfare" teams that feed off the luxury tax money that's supposed to keep them competitive. (via Big League Stew)

Your Freudian Nightmare of the night. The Beach Boys posessed by an army of demons.

Your Freudian Nightmare of the night. The Beach Boys posessed by an army of demons.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 8, 2010

(Actually the music is by Ten Masked Men)

Obi Wan Kenobi reacts to LeBron's defection to Miami

Obi Wan Kenobi reacts to LeBron's defection to Miami

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 8, 2010

Funny, I always pegged Obi Wan as a Celtics fan for some reason.

Taking the Stance: Grading Christian Ponder's campaign site

Taking the Stance: Grading Christian Ponder's campaign site

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 8, 2010

With the 2010 college football season on the way, the campaigns for Heisman are bound to follow. FSU has already unleashed CP7 for Heisman, an interactive site that promotes Ponder as an student athlete and as a person. If the Heisman selection just depended on these websites, then Ponder would win. CP7 for Heisman is very impressive. It looks like what you would expect from a football program which has produced two Heisman winning quarterbacks. When you enter the site, you're welcomed to audio clips of FSU radio broadcasts featuring Ponder's touchdown performances, and the sounds of the Tomahawk chop in the background. (You are able to turn this feature off). The Media Gallery includes a welcome from Ponder,  along with photos, clips of game highlights,  interviews, and even golf course hi-jinks. There's also a wallpaper generator. This is what I came up with. There's even "CP7's Playlist," which links into iTunes where you can download Ponder's prefered tunes. Songs include selections from the Zac Brown Band, Kings of Leon, and Billy Joel. ("Piano Man," which brings up sad images of Joey Harrington. Maybe the site's only blunder) Overall, it's quite professional, interactive, and well done. CP7 for Heisman is the measuring stick what future Heisman online campaigns are going to be graded by. Grade: A

Get Georgia's next AD from...Georgia Tech?

Get Georgia's next AD from...Georgia Tech?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 8, 2010

Mark Bradley of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution says he's found "The ideal candidate to be Georgia's AD." "There’s this guy, OK?" he says. "He has been an athletics director at a BCS school for four years, OK? And he’s really good at his job, OK? And his football team just won its conference title and played in a BCS game, OK? And he has an SEC background, OK?" Sounds great who is it? Dan Radakovich, AD for Georgia Tech. Non-starter of the decade. Even if some Georgia fans would jump at trying to get Radakovich to defect to the Bulldog Nation, it isn't going to happen. This is what passes for sports journalism in Atlanta now. This is why circulation for the AJC has gone down the tubes. Things have gotten so bad the paper is ditching their offices for an abandoned Macy's distribution center for crying out loud. What a disgrace.

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Tennessee turning down USC in 2011, Richt on Damon Evans, and more

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Tennessee turning down USC in 2011, Richt on Damon Evans, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 8, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)    UT's Mike Hamilton on  turning down playing 2011 Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game. A radio interview with Vols' AD Mile Hamilton on why UT declined the offer to play USC and Lane Kiffin next year. (104.5 The Zone, via Rocky Top Talk) So is Tennessee being smart or chicken in turning the game down? Yes. Clay Travis makes a lot of good points in Tennessee's favor, though. Like the money the Vols would lose exchanging a home game for a trip to Atlanta.  (Fanhouse) It's official. The ACC/ESPN deal is done.  (The ACC.com) Georgia Tech's "5 "Best Losses" of the 2000's." Gotta hand it to the Bees trying to look on the bright side of things. (From the Rumble Seat) Mark Richt on Damon Evans debacle. Richt finally speaks out about Damon Evans. "Actually, we exchanged voice mails. It seemed like everytime I called him he wasn’t able to pick up and vice versa. Nothing that I would want to divulge. Nothing earth shattering but just talking about the situation as best you can through a series of a couple of messages we left for each other.” (OnlineAthens.com,  via Team Speed Kills) Still crowing about the CWS. A look back at the Gamecocks' CWS championship season.  It'll be the only thing the  Chickens will have to crow about for a while. (Garnet and Black Attack)

Name Barbara Dooley President of the University of Tennessee?

Name Barbara Dooley President of the University of Tennessee?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 8, 2010

How popular is Barbara Dooley, mother of Derek Dooley in Tennessee? Well Scott McNutt, a humorist for the Knoxville-News Sentinel suggested the mother of His Hairness be named President of the University of Tennessee. The basis of his piece is that Barbara's popularity would put a sugary coating on the massive budgetary issues plaguing the school at the moment. How bad is it for UT? Things are so bad they're raising tuition, slashing budgets and trying to sell the president's mansion, for crying out loud. (They can't find anyone to take it off the school's hands, either.) "So why appoint Barbara Dooley president?" Cheek said. "We eliminate the cost of a search. Her flamboyance will distract people from the tuition increase and budget cuts. Her son being coach, she has a vested interest in seeing this fine institution prosper, so she'll be willing to purchase the president's mansion and settle in long-term. Plus, she appreciates our traditions. We know, because she already has an orange boa."Another reason to name Barbara Dooley UT President? She taught His Hairness his personal grooming skills, of course. "I read a while back coach Dooley saying his hair was perfect because he'd spent his life training it and how he used that as a metaphor for building a solid ball program," Cheek explained. "Then I read how he couldn't train his mother to interact with the media. The juxtaposition of the controlled coiffure and the uncontrolled matriarch inspired me. I thought, 'Why not make her the one that's in control - the one grooming the hair, so to speak?'" Coach Dooley's hairstyle was unavailable for comment."Despite all the humor. It does underscore the kinds of financial trouble the University of  Tennessee is in  at the moment. The kind of trouble that probably keeps it from being able to accept Lane Kiffin's challenge to face USC in the Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game in 2011 if they want to. UT just can't afford to do it. Or at least not to the point of justifying buying out North Texas, Middle Tennessee, Cincinnati, or North Carolina. The money really isn't there. Besides, if Barbara Dooley was that good, Dr. Evil Michael Adams would be naming her UGA Athletic Director. Anything to keep her from showing up to the Georgia-Tennessee game in her orange feather boa, reminding everybody how he fired Vince Dooley. (via Knoxville News Sentinel)

LeBron James: The Decision, the Soundtrack

LeBron James: The Decision, the Soundtrack

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 8, 2010

It's too bad LeBron James didn't give ESPN enough time to put together LeBron James: The Decision so it could have the proper media tie-ins it deserved. Like any overhyped media event, LeBron James: The Decision, deserves it's own tie-ins. Such as LeBron James: The Decision, the video game, or LeBron James: The Decision app for your iPad. Then of course there's LeBron James: The Decision the official soundtrack. Which probably sound a little something like this: "Dancing With Myself," Billy Idol "Should I Stay or Should I Go," The Clash "Made You Look," Nas "New York, New York," Frank Sinatra "Dilemma," Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland "Miami " Will Smith "Money," The Beatles "My Prerogative," Bobby Brown "Where Are You Going," Dave Matthews Band "Back Stabbers," The O'Jays "Cleveland Rocks," Ian Hunter

NASA tests World Cup soccer ball. Your tax dollars at work.

NASA tests World Cup soccer ball. Your tax dollars at work.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 7, 2010

NASA can't seem to find the money to keep the Space Shuttle flying, or go to back to the Moon. But for some reason it can find money to test the maligned World Cup soccer ball. And the government wonders why there's a tea party movement. (via Dirty Tackle)

What Passes for Life: World Cup, Rob Lowe, and more

What Passes for Life: World Cup, Rob Lowe, and more

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 7, 2010

Spain and Netherlands in World Cup Finals. Game will be replay of the Eighty Years' War (1566-1648). (Yahoo! Sports) Rob Lowe buying Miramax? Well, it isn't like he's never directed a movie of anything like that. (The AV Room) Your "Name of the Year" candidate of the day. God's Gift Achiuwa, Erie Community College forward from Nigeria. (The Dagger) Most Annoying Coaches. Round up the usual suspects. (Eleven Warriors) "Wait, did I say that?" Yes, Josh Barnett, you did. (Cagewriter)

LeBronageddon: Jared Dudley scoops ESPN

LeBronageddon: Jared Dudley scoops ESPN

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 7, 2010

The Phoenix Suns' Jared Dudley has dropped this little gem of a news item on Twitter: Breaking News!!! My sources tell me Lebron will announce that he will be goin to the NY KNICKS tomorrow on ESPN.. This is serious.. WOW!!!! The voices in your head don't count as reliable sources, Jared.  (via Deadspin)

Tennessee turns down chance for 2011 showdown with Kiffin and USC. Huh?

Tennessee turns down chance for 2011 showdown with Kiffin and USC. Huh?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on July 7, 2010

(Cue the Carolina Liar) You would think that Tennessee would jump at any chance to go after Lane Kiffin so they could "rip out his heart and rip that sucker flat" (to paraphrase Lewis Grizzard who would be watching it down from Heaven with Catfish and UGAs I-VII with a huge grin on his face). But nope. Tennessee has turned down an offer by Kiffin to face USC  in the 2011 Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game. The Vols are claiming scheduling conflicts for declining the offer. A look at the Vols' 2011 schedule doesn't  show any real scheduling conflicts, but is is full at the moment. It might be a little more than a cakewalk for Derek Dooley's team, though. In addition to the SEC East, the Vols face Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas, which are pretty much the "Big Three" in the SEC West at the moment. (Shut up, Auburn.) Plus, the out of conference schedule features a visit from Cincinnati and a trip to North Carolina. Both of which could easily into the "trap game" column. It isn't the toughest schedule, but it could be a challenge for a rebuilding program. Besides, Tennessee is already scheduled for the 2012 Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game against NC State. That's three trips to Georgia in two years, SEC Championship Games not included (yeah, right). Even with Georgia being Dooley's home state, His Hairness might not want to travel down that close to Athens that much. (It's awkward enough for Vince and Barbara  as it is). There are a lot of open slots for a USC-Tennessee game in 2012 from the looks of things, but one would suspect Kiffen wants a neutral field so he doesn't have to travel back to Knoxville. And if Tennessee agreed to face the Trojans, that might not be an option for him. (via ESPN Los Angeles)

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