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Oh Snap! Moment of the Day: What If? Edition

Oh Snap! Moment of the Day: What If? Edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 27, 2010

I wish this was a real comic book. The sad thing is that I used to own the original "What If Rick Jones Had Become The Hulk?" comic (one of the better of the What If? series, actually)(Thanks to Dragavon over at The Outhouse for finding this.)

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow moves up the depth chart

Your Moment of Tebowness: Tebow moves up the depth chart

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 27, 2010

(Your Moment of Tebowness is SWRT's recurring feature on the cultural phenomenon that is His Tebowness. Everyone else is doing it, so why can't I?)Tim Tebow is beginning his slow climb up the Broncos' depth chart. Or is "slow" too deceptive of a word? The Denver Post reports that His Tebowness has jumped over Tom Brandstater to become the number three quarterback for the Broncos. (Yeah, I had to do a Wiki search on Brandstater too). That isn't quite like Matt Ryan or Alex Sanchez getting the starting job, but the Broncos aren't in a desperate spot at the QB position with Kyle Orton and Brady Quinn.Of course if those persistent trade rumors of Orton's being on the trading block (which Denver denies), it could be a quick leap to the number two spot by the start of the 2010 season.(TIM TEBLOG, Denver Post)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Thursday wrap-up

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Thursday wrap-up

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 27, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)Argument for Texas in the SEC. T. Kyle King of Dawg Sports makes the argument that the SEC needs to nab Texas to keep up financially with an expanding Big Ten. Texas being the only school that actually helps the SEC when it comes to market expansion. (Dawg Sports)Mississippi State's chances for a bowl in 2010. It pretty much depends on going 6-6. In a year where Mississippi St. has to face Florida, Georgia, and Kentucky from the SEC East, along with the usual in-conference suspects, that may be tough. Not surprisingly, the best chance for an upset may be against Georgia. (Team Speed Kills)It's those dern Northerners in Boston's fault. Debate on whether Boston College hurts attendance figures for the ACC baseball tournament , if only by being in the ACC. (BC Interruption)Who should replace Georgia Tech on Alabama's schedule? A poll asking who Alabama should get to replace the Yellowjackets on the schedule in 2013 and 2014. A lot of big names for the picking. It'll probably end up being Troy or The Citadel. (Roll Bama Roll)Will Kyle Parker be at Clemson next year? The possibility of Parker being picked in the MLB draft might mean his departure from the Tigers. (The State, via Dr. Saturday)Need more evidence Arkansas new uniforms suck? Look at the pants. Being worn over Ryan Mallett's sorry thighs.They look like 80's sweatpants, for crying out loud! I expect better from the Swoosh! (Hog Database)

Celtics lose second in a row to Magic. Are they cursed?

Celtics lose second in a row to Magic. Are they cursed?

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 26, 2010

A few days ago, the Celtics were a game away from sweeping the Orlando out of the playoffs. Then the Magic bounced back, won two in a row, and have now forced a Game Six. Just what could have caused this unbelievable turn of events?Nah.

Shirts Without Random Triangles: Only Kings Have Rings

Shirts Without Random Triangles: Only Kings Have Rings

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 26, 2010

I never bought into the "King James" thing with LeBron James. It always seemed a cute little nickname some unoriginal serf at Nike came up with before James even proved worthy of the title. And in cases like this year's chokejob in the playoffs against the Celtics, he hasn't.It looks like somebody else out there agrees with me. Apparel company The Forrest Lab make a very credible case about who the real "King" of the NBA is:The back of the shirt pretty much says it all.Not a bad argument for $29.99. And it comes in white and gold colors, too. Why there's no purple one I'll never know. There should be one, since purple is the color of royalty.Oh well, it looks like LeBron's going to need a new nickname. How about "Matisyahu," since LeBron is apparently a "King Without a Crown." Scratch that, I know what that songs about, and LeBron ain't that, either.(via First Cuts)

What Passes for Life: Jared Allen's mullet memorial edition

What Passes for Life: Jared Allen's mullet memorial edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 26, 2010

(What Passes for Life is SWRT's collection of sports and non sports related links and hi-jinks.)R.I.P Jared Allen's mullet..and his manhood. Allen ditched his infamous mullet for his wedding."And it seems to me, you lived your life like a haircut in the windNever knowing what to cling toWhen the helmet went on"(Vikings.com)Great moments in the history of Steve Nash's face. A look back at the damage Steve Nash's face has taken playing in the NBA (Hooped Up)Non-BCS schools are doing better in BCS Bowls than ACC or Big East. At least a lobbyist for the Mountain West conference says they do. But he's got some good evidence to back-up his claim. (Mountain West Connection)Auburn blogger interviews The Reverend Horton Heat. Surprisingly, there's an Auburn connection with The Good Reverend and Auburn. (The War Eagle Reader)Tim Lincecum gets his own cartoon. As you can guess, it's all trippy and freaky. (TAUNTR)

Chicago shows support for the Blackhawks with giant helmets

Chicago shows support for the Blackhawks with giant helmets

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 26, 2010

The Stanley Cup Finals are fast approaching, and the fever is hitting Chicago pretty hard. Even landmarks like the Art Institute of Chicago are getting into the act, by topping the lion statues that guard the front of the Institute with hockey helmets.It's supposed to invoke feelings of pride (pardon the pun) and a show of support for the Blackhawks. But for some reason it reminds me of David Wright wearing that extra-protective batting helmet.That's probably not what the Art Institute intended.(via Puck Daddy, Battle of California)

Landon Donovan gets carded at the copier

Landon Donovan gets carded at the copier

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 26, 2010

It's not been Landon Donovan's week. First the US Soccer team gets beat by the Czech Repulbic in a "friendly" soccer match by a 4-2 score. Now even the copying machine is giving him problems in this ESPN "This is Sportscenter" commercial.To be honest, this is the best "Sportscenter" commercial since the one where Arnold Palmer makes an Arnold Palmer.

Future Bulldog Hutson Mason raises levels of expectations, artisitc pretentiousness

Future Bulldog Hutson Mason raises levels of expectations, artisitc pretentiousness

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 26, 2010

This is Hutson Mason, recent a recent high school graduate and signee to Georgia who Dawg fans a-buzzin' if you should pardon the expression). If the Bulldog Nation got anymore excited about Mason, it would have to be fitted with an ankle bracelet.This picture of Mason recently appeared online at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution's website. As you can tell, photographer Jason Getz got a little creative here. Maybe too creative. This picture features Mason, in what I assume is his high school football jersey, photographed through a tire with a football placed inside of it. He's sitting down, his left elbow resting on a football, while he holds another football atop his right knee. At his feet are a trio of footballs. Gee you think he plays football or something? This looks more like a cheesy graduation photo than a newspaper photo. (And Getz is an AJC staff member, so I assume it's not).Mason's signing has raised up the Bulldog fans' hopes of a brighter football future. He also seems to have raised the level of artistic pretentiousness up a notch or two.(via Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Stylin' and Profilin' edition

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Stylin' and Profilin' edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 26, 2010

(Covering Dixie Like Mildew is the SWRT roundup of SEC and ACC news)Stylin' and Profilin'. Here is Ryan Mallett modeling the new Arkansas uni. Hard to figure out which is least impressive: him or the uni. (Arkansas Expats)Meet "Baby Tusk." On a related front, here is the future Tusk IV, mascot of Arkansas. This is probably the biggest commotion a pig on a leash can get. Baby Tusk is more impressive looking than Mallet, though. (Arkansas Razorbacks.com)A look forward to the 2010 season. A look at what could go right and what could go wrong for all 12 SEC teams in 2010. (Dawg Post.com)And now a look back. A look at the most six winningest SEC programs since 1983. Obviously Florida is first, followed by Tennessee, Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, and LSU. Take out vacated and forfeited wins, and 'Bama drops to fifth. (Third Saturday in Blogtober)Obligatory look up North of the day. Boston College is looking for a team to play in 2014 after the University of New Hampshire backs out of facing the Golden Eagles in that season. Here's an idea, man up and play an SEC team. Or at least am FBS team. (BC Interruption)Duke football prospect Shaquille Love. He may never play at Duke. He may never do anything notable college football-wise. But Shaquille Love is at least looking like a good "Name of the Year" candidate. (Blue Devil Nation)It's Mississippi State week at Team Speed Kills. More Cowbell. (Team Speed Kills)

Ronaldo miffed over sharing Vanity Fair cover with Drogba

Ronaldo miffed over sharing Vanity Fair cover with Drogba

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 25, 2010

Christiano Ronaldo is reportedly livid over that Vanity Fair cover where he peeled down to his skivvies? What getting his boxer briefs in a bunch is that he claims he didn't expect to be sharing the cover with an equally skivvied Didier Drogba. Ronaldo is even threatening to sue the magazine over the manner. Aparently he's learned the adage around here that athletes and photo shoots don't mix.(via Dirty Tackle)

What Passes for Life: Pool Party edition

What Passes for Life: Pool Party edition

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 25, 2010

Florida Atlantic celebrates conference title with pool party. In their unis, no less.FAU's baseball coach jumps in pool to celebrate @ Yahoo! Video(Big League Stew)John Fogerty to preform "Centerfield" at 2010 Baseball Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. It took MLB/the HoF 25 years to figure out that this would be a good idea. (Sportress of Blogitude)Think the 2012 Olympic Mascots were bad? Check out Fast Company's look at FIFA World Cup mascots. Some of them slightly stereotypical. (Fast Company, via Deadspin)Phil Jackson will not return to the Bulls. Because Jay Mariotti says so. (And honestly, he makes some sense. That's almost a first.) (Fanhouse)Your daily Moment of Tebowness. Forbes columnist thinks the Jacksonville Jaguars screwed up by not drafting Tebow. Then again, the columnist is an admitted graduate of Florida. (Forbes)New MMA Nicknames. The blogger who come up with the "10 UFC Sponsors Who Make Me Embarrassed to Like UFC" list come up with some new nicknames for MMA fighters. Some of them probably should be used. (UPROXX)Joe Mauer screams for ice cream. Joe Mauer has a new endorsement deal with Minnesota diary. (WCCO)

Shirts Without Random Triangles: It had to happen-The Broncogator

Shirts Without Random Triangles: It had to happen-The Broncogator

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 25, 2010

There's just no use in trying to describe this, it just is.Behold....the Broncogator Shirt.Today a Tim Tebow themed Denver Bronco/Florida Gator mashup t-shirt, tomorrow Broncogator, the SyFy movie. Just wait.(Thanks to Adam Wynn for finding the Broncogator logo)

Starasburg rookie card going for $10,499 online.

Starasburg rookie card going for $10,499 online.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 25, 2010

Steven Strasburg hype may be the closet thing to Tim Tebow mania. Neither have yet to make their debut on the big stage of professional sports, but it hasn't stopped media and fans from obsessively monitoring their every moment.The piéce de résistance in the Strasburg case may be the current e-bay auction involving the one-of-a-kind Strasburg Bowman 2010 Chrome "Superfractor" card. The bidding for the card is as of 1:15 p.m EST 5/25/2010 is $10,499.00. This for a pitcher who has yet to play a single game in the Bigs.If anything this card shows why baseball cards are fading from relevance in America. Cards are being made that kids can only dream of having. It's become too much of a hobby for adults.(via Big League Stew)

Internet gremlins work to get Pat Burrell in the All-Star Game.

Internet gremlins work to get Pat Burrell in the All-Star Game.

By Juan Cena in SWRT on May 25, 2010

Former Tampa Bay Devil Ray Pat Burrell is currently teamless. That apparently hasn't stopped him from taking fourth place in the voting for the American League DH spot in the 2010 MLB All-Star Game. Needless to say, internet gremlins are at work busily trying to work their mischief trying to get Burrell first place in the voting. Or at least one Phillies' blog is.Burrell would probably prefer a spot on a Major League roster right now to the All-Star Game gig. The sad reality may be that this might be his best shot at being in the Bigs at the moment. Though with Vladimir Guerrero in the lead, and with Burrell around 244,068 votes behind, that's a pretty long shot.(via The Fightins)

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