More proof that the Pittsburgh Pirates aren't even trying
The following is apparently a promo that the Pittsburgh Pirates are showing between innings at PNC Park.It would be nice to say that at least the Pirates were trying, but they're...
Jimmy Clausen makes an underwhelming CGI character
ESPN The Magazine has teamed up with the makers of Avatar to transform Jimmy Clausen into a Na'vi.This will be the on back cover of ESPN The Magazine's 2010 NFL draft preview issue, which apparently...
Steven Tyler sings not-good rendition of "God Bless America"
Steven Tyler performed "God Bless America" in Fenway Park for the 2010 Opening Day game between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox.
The Easter Bunny brought the Gus Johnson Soundboard back!
I hope you have a Happy Easter, and that the Easter Bunny/Beagle remembers to shower you with Chocolate bunnies and Cadbury Creme Eggs.
In the meantime, I have good news.
Random Triangle Time Machine: In 1986, the Kansas City Royals still mattered.
Via the crew over at Walkoff Walk, here's a Sports Illustrated commercial featuring Kansas City Royal's relief pitcher Dan Quisenberry from 1986.
[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! Sympathy for the Duke Blue Devil
Please allow me to introduce myselfI'm a mascot of wealth and tasteI've been around for since 1923Stole many a March Madness dreams awayAnd I was 'round when KentuckyHad their moment of doubt and...
From the New York Auto to Your Freudian Nightmares: The VW Bunny
Ever have a Freudian nightmare?
CBS hates America, shuts Gus Johnson Soundboard down.
Why does CBS hate America?
Ricky Stanzi vs. Joe Paterno with the fate of the Free World at stake (or something like that)
Black Heart Gold Pants' "Marchinfornication" tournament has almost reached its absurd conclusion.
Unfunny April Fools Jokes: Jerry Jones raises the Titanic
Then there was the one where Jerry Jones planned to raise a chunk of the Titanic to display in The Heathen Temple to His Own Avarice Cowboys Stadium.Seriously, Does anybody think raising the Titanic...