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[BLEEP] YOU, MASCOT! Sympathy for the Duke Blue Devil

Please allow me to introduce myselfI'm a mascot of wealth and tasteI've been around for since 1923Stole many a March Madness dreams awayAnd I was 'round when KentuckyHad their moment of doubt and...

Ricky Stanzi vs. Joe Paterno with the fate of the Free World at stake (or something like that)

Black Heart Gold Pants' "Marchinfornication" tournament has almost reached its absurd conclusion.

Unfunny April Fools Jokes: Jerry Jones raises the Titanic

Then there was the one where Jerry Jones planned to raise a chunk of the Titanic to display in The Heathen Temple to His Own Avarice Cowboys Stadium.Seriously, Does anybody think raising the Titanic...

Tim Lincecum bobbleheads with real hair? Ewwwwwww!

Okay, this is one that I really hope is an April Fools' Joke.

Unfunny April Fools Jokes: Chris Mortensen can no longer be trusted

If you can't trust ESPN's Chris Mortensen, who can you trust?

Unfunny April Fools Jokes: LSU's Purple Field

April 1 always brings out the worst in the media.

Unfunny April Fools Jokes: Al Davis IS NOT Tennessee's new AD

Okay, even for a April Fools Day joke this defies logic.

Shirts Without Random Triangles: Shocker! Nike releases MVPuppets t-shirt

To nobody's surprise, Nike is coming out with a t-shirt featuring the MVPuppets.

Another media voice chimes in against Dr. Evil Michael Adams

The Sporting Blog's Brian Cook joins Bob Ryan in saying that UGA president Dr.

Cupid Wears Jean Shorts? Tim Tebow, the Heisman, and a marriage proposal

Here's a new one for the annals of embarrassing your true love into accepting your marriage proposal: Ask her at a Tim Tebow autograph signing:The lucky couple, by the way, are named on YouTube as...

Ryan Newman, conspiracy spank

As you can tell from the strikeout in the headline, NASCAR driver Ryan Newman has lost his place on the Ryan list, where winners and heroes like Nolan Ryan, Matt Ryan, Ryan Braun, Ryan Conklin, etc.,...