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Covering Dixie: Aaron Murray, Johnny Manziel, and more.

Written by The Nacireman on Thursday, December 27 2012 and posted in SWRT

Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC. Nuff said. 

Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
Georgia starting quarterback Aaron Murray on whether or not he returns to school in 2013, or declares for the NFL Draft: "“I’m not making any decision or saying anything until after this game and want to sit down with my parents and discuss it from there.” (The Athens Banner-Herald)

Johnny Manziel will not repeat as Heisman Trophy winner in 2013. 
Because Andy Staples said so. (

A Few Small Repairs.
Brent Zwerneman looks at plans at Texas A&M to renovate Kyle Field. (The Houston Chronicle)

Goodbye Says It All.
Florida offensive tackle Matt Patchan is transferring to another school, possibly either Ohio Stateor Boston College. (The Gainesville Sun)

I've seen the future and it will be. 
Jon Cooper predicts new Auburn head football coach Gus Malzahn will be the most successful of the SEC's new HC hires? The worst: Kentucky's Mark Stoops. (Saturday Down South)

Movie news. 
Former Alabama HC Gene Stallings will be attending a showing of American Man, a documentary on the life of former Crimson Tide and NFL fullback Kevin Turner, at The Montgomery Performing Arts Centre on Jan. 18, 2013. Turner will also be in attendance. (

Dear Derek.
Jones' Flat Top aka the Tweeter formerly known as @DooleysPants, sends a Dear John letter to former Tennessee HC Derek Dooley. 


GIFs of the year.
Jason Kirk counts them down, and the SEC is well represented.  (SB*Nation)

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