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Covering Dixie: Jadeveon Clowney, Katherine Webb, A.J, McCarron, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, March 08 2013 and posted in SWRT

Covering Dixie Like Mildew

You're in good hands. 
South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney takes out a $5 million dollar insurance policy for the 2013 season. (

Just Like Romeo and Juliet.
Katherine Webb says that people in Alabama refer to Crimson Tide starting quarterback A.J. McCarron and herself to be "the Romeo and Juliet of Alabama." in an interview with Vanity Fair

To see her in that negligee is really just too much.  
Vanity Fairalso features a shot of Webb in her underwear. What, you're still here?

As for "Romeo"...
McCarron admits playing with a rib injury during the last six games of the 2012 season. He suffered the injury during the Oct. 27 game against Mississippi State. (ESPN)

The Story in Your Eyes. 
Evan Woodbery looks at storylines going into the start of Tennessee's spring practice. (The Knoxville News Sentinel)

Let's be careful out there.
Georgia players art told to stay out of trouble during spring break. But that trick never works! (The Athens Banner-Herald)

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