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A guy in an Alabama tank top? A guy in an Alabama tank top.

Written by Juan Cena on Tuesday, April 09 2013 and posted in SWRT

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There are some days where The Internet presents you with an image so mind-numbing that all logic and reason cannot help you fathom why it is so mind-numbing. Today is one of those days, as I give you...Alabama Tank Top Guy.

A guy in an Alabama tank top? A guy in an Alabama tank top.

Yes, this is an actual Alabama licensed tank top shirt produced by an actual company (Mr. Fanatic) that you can actually buy on an actual Alabama internet clothier. Be lucks that there isn't a houndstooth version of this, because you head would explode.

(via @JortsTorture)

Originally Published at Shirts With Random Triangles

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