Wednesday, March 29, 2017 • Evening Edition • "The Outhouse Universe will never be the same!"

Covering Dixie: Kyle Field expansion, Will Muschamp, Alabama, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Thursday, May 02 2013 and posted in SWRT

Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC All your crystal football are belong to us. 

A Few Small Repairs. 
Expansion plans for Texas A&M's Kyle Field call for increasing the number of seats to 102,500, high-end suites, and a club that stretches from goal line to goal line. No word yet where the 100-story statue  of Johnny Manziel will be placed. (The Bryan-College Station Eagle)

On the Road Again. 
Florida head football coach Will Muschamp hits the rubber chicken circuit for his spring/summer speaking tour. (The Gainesville Sun)

Thinking the unthinkable.
Roll 'Bama Roll asks "What if Alabama left the SEC?" Things like this cause Mike Slive to wake up in a cold sweat.

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
Brandon Marcello looks at the still-unsettled competition for the starting quarterback job at Auburn. (

Distant Early Warning. 
Track 'Em Tigers previews Auburn's August 31 season opener at home against Houston.


Gamecock recruiting news.
South Carolina high school junior tight end Kalan Ritchie commits to South Carolina's 2014 recruiting class.(Garnet and Black Attack)

Commodore recruiting news.
Illinois high school junior running back Mikale Wilbon commits to Vanderbilt's 2014 recruiting class. And no, he's not related to ESPN's Michael Wilbon. (Anchor of Gold)

Originally Published at Shirts With Random Triangles

Support our sponsors:
The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!