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Covering Dixie: Aaron Hernandez, Auburn, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Monday, July 01 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC. The rest is noise. 

The elephant in the room.
Paul Sjoberg tries to defend Florida against charges that it "enabled" former Gator and New England Patriot tight end Aaron Hernandez's bad behavior while in Gainesville, which led to his current arrest on charges of first degree murder. (Our Two Bits)

I've seen the future, and it will be.
Auburn's 2013 schedule looks to give first-year head football coach Gus Malzahn as favorable chance for success as a first-year coach in the SEC West can get. Because Joel. A. Erickson said so. (

I've seen the future and it works.
Neil Shulamn previews Florida's Oct. 19 road game against Missouri. (Alligator Army)

Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of.
Roll 'Bama Roll looks back Alabama's now infamous final drive of last year's game against Texas A&M that ended with Crimson Tide quarterback A.J. McCarron throwing an interception that sealed the Aggies' upset victory against the eventual BCS title winner.

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