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Covering Dixie: Johnny Manziel, Aaron Murray, Gus Malzahn, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, July 12 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew -The SEC. All your crystal football are belong to us.

Obligatory Johnny Manziel item of the day. 
Kevin Scarbinsky has a few bones to pick some of Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel's critics in the media like Paul Finebaum, who illogically refereed to Manziel's post-Heisman adventures as "a train wreck of an off-season." (

The elephant in the room.
More information about the alleged sexual assault involving four former members of the Vanderbilt football team. (College Spun)

No Heisman campaign for you!
Georgia is declining to run a Heisman Trophy campaign for starting QB Aaron Murray. (CBS Sports

The natives are restless.
The lack of a Heisman campaign for Murray has Dawg Sports up in arms, throwing a few shots at the lack of desire by the Georgia athletic department to spend any of its alleged "extremely large cash reserve" on projects like fixing up the Bulldog Baseball team's Foley Field. 

Portrait of the Football Coach as a Young Man.
Brandon Marcello looks at the high school coaching days of first-year Auburn head football coach Gus Malzahn. (

Say it with Flowers.
Kevin Brockway profiles Arkansas defensive end Trey Flowers. (The Gainesville Sun)

Who's Better, Who's Best?
For Whom the Cowbell Tolls compares Mississippi State head football coach Dan Mullen's four years in Starkville to that of former Bulldog HC  Jackie Sherrill best four seasons (1997-2000).


Dawg Night Long.
Georgia prepares to host around 300 high school players from around the Southeast for its annual Dawg Night camp. (The Atlanta Journal-Constitution)


What's in a name?
For Whom the Cowbell Tolls  presents the 2013 SEC All-Name Team. If you thought Georgia wide receiver Rantavious Wooten was the most awesome name in the conference, you ain't heard nothing yet.


Connor Tapp takes umbrage at a South Carolina hunting camo cap where the Gamecock C is outlined in orange...the school colors of Clemson. (Garnet and Black Attack)
There's no use explaining this, it just is.
Ole Miss head football coach Hugh Freeze is...HUGHPACABRA! Starring Randy Moss as "Bulk Charcuterie." (Every Day Should Be Saturday)

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