Monday, February 19, 2018 • Evening Edition • "The comic book industry's inflamed butthole."

The Fallout: Jeremy Hill, Johnny Manziel, Jeff Driskel, and...Matt Damon?

Written by Juan Cena on Saturday, July 13 2013 and posted in SWRT
Welcome to the Fallout -Saturday edition. 

Hill pleads guilty.
LSU running back Jeremy Hill pleads guilty to simple battery charges, receives two years probation on a suspended sentence. (Dr. Saturday)

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.
Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel says he's looking forward to playing in Death Valley when the Aggies go on the road to play LSU at Tigers Stadium on Nov. 23. (The New Orleans Times-Picayune)

I'm f**king Matt Damon's nephew. 
Matt Damon's nephew, Ishmail Jackson is trying to become a walk-on at Nebraska. (The Omaha World-Herald)

The Back-Up Plan.
Florida starting QB Jeff Driskel says that his recent signing of a baseball contract with the Boston Red Sox as "a backup plan for the future," and says he is committed to playing for the Gators. (The Gainesville Sun)

Donte's Peak.
Robbie Andreu profiles Ole Miss wide receiver Donte Moncrief (The Gainesvile Sun)

Now or Prater.
Rodger Sherman profiles Northwestern linebacker Jaylen Prater. (Sippin' on Purple)

Hold me closer, Timmy Vernon.
Rodger Sherman profiles Northwestern LB Timmy Vernon. (Sippin' on Purple)

This behavior's not unique.
This just in: UCLA blog Bruins Nation doesn't like UCLA athletic director Dan Guerrero. It also doesn't seem to be too fond of  UCLA Gene Block right now, either.


Three Dawg Night. 
Georgia's annual Dawg Night lands the Bulldogs three class of 2014 commitments from Georgia high school rising senior receiver  Shakenneth Williams, Georgia HSRS offensive tackle Dyshon Sims, and Florida HSRS safety safety Kendall Grant. (The Athens Banner-Herald)


Dig a Pony.
The Daily Gopher compares Big Ten teams to My Little Pony characters. This wasn't funny the first time around.

Originally Published at Shirts With Random Triangles

The Outhouse is not responsible for any butthurt incurred by reading this website. All original content copyright the author. Banner by Ali Jaffery - he's available for commission!