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Covering DIxie: Johnny Manziel, Jadeveon Clowney, Kirby Smart, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Monday, August 05 2013 and posted in SWRT
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Covering DIxie: Johnny Manziel, Jadeveon Clowney, Kirby Smart, and more.

More football, less Johnny.
Chris Low opines on how the best thing Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel could use in his life at the moment is football. (ESPN)

Chain Reaction.
How are Texas A&M fans taking the latest Manziel drama? As well as you would expect. (

What do you do when you're branded?
Pat Dooley describes how events like Florida's embarrassing loss to Louisville in the 2013 Sugar Bowl and the Aaron Hernandez controversy have tarnished the Gator's "brand." (The Gainesville Sun)

Send in the Clowney.
Brandon Larrabee profiles South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney. (Team Speed Kills)

Now he tells us.
Alabama defensive coordinator Kirby Smart drops a bombshell claim that last years Crimson Tide defense "was not exactly up to par" to other Tide defenses in the past five years. (


The Safety Dance.
Florida high school senior safety Kyle Gibson commits to Vanderbilt. (Anchor of Gold)


Be my conspiracy. 
Good Bull Hunting, currently involved with a campaign to get a Waffle House in College Station, Tx., begins dropping conspiracy theories on why there is still not an Awful Waffle in Aggieland.

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