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Covering Dixie: Johnny Manziel, Jeremy Hill, Steve Spurrier, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Tuesday, August 06 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC. All your crystal football are belong to us.

Covering Dixie: Johnny Manziel, Jeremy Hill, Steve Spurrier, and more.

Fight the Power.
Eric Adelson suggests that Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel sign on to the Ed O'Bannon movement against the NCAA. (Yahoo! Sports)

Don't hold your breath.
Dan Wetzel claims that the NCAA will find it hard to prove that Manziel signed autographs for money. (Yahoo! Sports)

Hill reinstated. 
LSU head football coach Les Miles reinstated troubled running back Jeremy Hill. (SB*Nation)

The Old Ball Coach Speaks. 
South Carolina head football coach Steve Spurrier discusses Gamecock defensive end Jadeveon Clowney, expectations for 2013, and coaching in his 60's. (AP/The Gainesville Sun)

There can be only one.
Auburn offensive coordinator Rhett Lashlee discusses the battle for the Tigers' starting QB job. (


Bulldog injury report.
Georgia linebackers James DeLoach and David Bellamy both underwent surgery on Monday to repair thumbs injured in practice. Both are expected to be ready for the season opener against Clemson on Aug. 31. (The Athens Banner-Herald)

Auburn injury report.
Auburn safety Demetruce McNeal required surgery to combat a staph infection. (


Like a Roc.
Alabama high school senior running back Roc Thomas commits to Auburn's 2014 recruiting class. (

Paint the Town red.
California high school junior QB Ricky Town commits to Alabama's 2015 recruiting class. (


If a picture paints a thousand words, than why can't I paint you?
"The Coronation of Johnny Football" combines Johnny Manzell, Jacques-Louis David, and photoshop. (Good Bull Hunting)

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