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Meet Goldie, the Tulsa canine university ambassador.

Written by Juan Cena on Sunday, August 11 2013 and posted in SWRT

Here's video of Tulsa's new canine "university ambassador" Goldie, a five month old golden retriever. Because she's a golden retriever and Tulsa's nickname is the Golden Hurricane. Get it?

Apparently having an living, breathing animal mascot is too good for Tulsa, and it has to give it's new puppy an amazingly embarrassing title. It's not quite the absurdity of Texas A&M giving  Miss Reveille the title of Cadet General and having her outrank every Corps of Cadets member at Texas A&M, but it's close.

Okay, the real reason I'm posting this video is because I have one question. If Goldie got knocked by Uga IX, would the resulting mongrel by named Uglie? Inquiring minds want to know.

(via Deadspin)

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