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Covering Dixie: Geno Smith, Johnny Manziel, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Wednesday, August 21 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC. Resistance is futile. 

 You better check yo self before you wreck yo self.
Alabama senior leaders hope that cornerback Geno Smith uses his suspension from the Aug. 31 Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game as a learning experience. (

Obligatory Johnny Manziel item of the day.  
Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel will not repeat as Heisman Trophy winner in 2013. Because Team Speed Kills said so. 

Standing on the shoulders of giants leaves me cold.
South Carolina names Mike Davis to the starting running back position previously held by former Gamecock RB Marcus Lattimore.  (AP/Yahoo! Sports)

I ain't much on Casanova.
Joel A. Erickson profiles Auburn linebacker Cassanova McKinzy. (

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