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Johnny Manziel pushing other players around in Texas A M locker equipment cart jousting matches.

Written by Juan Cena on Thursday, August 22 2013 and posted in SWRT

Johnny Manziel's life is just better than yours.

While the never-ending NCAA investigation over allegations that Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel continues with no end in sight, Manziel has other things on his mind such as the Aggies' fall camp. Here, he's able to take his mind off the brouhaha (which is slowly becoming more "haha" than "brou" as it goes on) by pushing other teammates around. Literally. In what's apparently a inside-the-locker room jousting tournament using equipment carts instead of horses.

And no, this probably isn't the strangest thing ever to happen in a Texas A&M locker room. But we won't talk about such tawdry things here.*

Meanwhile, Texas A&M University chancellor John Sharp released a statement critical of both the NCAA investigation of Manziel, and of one of Manziel's chief accusers, Darren Rovell. Whether this is a sign

*Though this does provide a useful aside to mention Dolly Parton is building a Dollywood resort facility in Pigeon Forge, Tn. If it doesn't get nicknamed "The Chicken Ranch," we're all doing it wrong.

Originally Published at Shirts With Random Triangles

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