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Covering DIxie: Johnny Manziel dissed, A.J. McCarron, Zach Metternburger, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Friday, August 23 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew -The SEC. All your crystal football are belong to us. 

Covering DIxie: Johnny Manziel dissed, A.J. McCarron, Zach Metternburger, and more.

Did I disappoint you, or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
Much ado made after SEC  coaches diss Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel by picking Georgia QB Aaron Murray over the 2012 Heisman Trophy for the 2013 All-SEC Squad first team. Manziel was placed on the second team. (ESPN)

Always look on the bright side of life.
It could be worse for Manziel.  His BFF, Alabama starting QB A.J. McCarron is on the third team. McCarron's dad is somewhat ambivalent about it all. (

He's just not that into you. 
Texas A&M backup QB Matt Davis is reportedly transferring to another school. (ESPN)

Zach Attack!
Brandon Larrabee profiles LSU starting QB Zach Mettenburger. (Team Speed Kills)

Lucky Dawgs?
Georgia manages to avoid playing Alabama, LSU, and Texas A&M during the 2014 regular season. It will do the Palmetto State two-step again as it faces Clemson and South Carolina at the start of the season. (Dude You Crazy)

Maye I have this dance.
Kevin Brockway profiles safety Marcus Maye. (The Gainesvile Sun)

Faster, Pussycat! Kiehl! Kiehl!
Brandon Marcello profiles Auburn safety Kiehl Fraziel (


Chain Reaction.
Spencer Hall delivers reactions of the reaction to the 2014 SEC schedule. You should know by now why this is listed here by now. (Every Day Should Be Saturday)

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