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Covering Dixie: Johnny Manziel, Bret Bielema, Nick Saban, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Thursday, August 29 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew -The SEC. It's like Christmas with more...football.

Break out the high horses. 
ESPN's Chris Low slams the NCAA for Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel's first-half suspension for the Aggies' season opener against Rice. This is the same ESPN which is pretty much entirely responsible for fueling this whole mess.

It's so funny I forgot to laugh.
Pat Forde calls Manziel's suspension "a joke." (Yahoo! Sports)

Sorry Seems To Be the Hardest Word.
Florida linebacker Antonio Morrison apologizes for this recent legal issues. (ESPN)

Getting to Know You.
Arkansas Fight profiles Arkansas head football coach Bret Bielema. 

The Snows of Kouanddjio.
Andrew Gribble profiles Alabama offensive lineman Arie Kouandjio. (Al.com)



Insanity


Too Much Time On My Hands.
Good Bull Hunting looks at what Johnny Manziel can do during his first half-suspension. Included suggestions include "Words With Frenemies with AJ (McCarron)," and "knitting life-sized macrame Drake figure."

The Ballad of Johnny Football.
Written by Spencer Hall. Sung to the theme to The Dukes of Hazard. (Every Day Should Be Saturday)

These are a few of my favorite things.
Run Home Jack (aka @celebrityhottub) lists things Alabama head football coach Nick Saban likes, including Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies, global warming, and "The lottery, but only Shirley Jackson style." (EDSBS)

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