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Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Johnny Manziel, Jeff Driskel, Christion Jones, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Tuesday, September 03 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew - All your crystal football are belong to us.  

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Johnny Manziel, Jeff Driskel, Christion Jones, and more.

She's just not than into you.
Washington Post columnist Tracee Hamilton declares Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel "unteachable and unreachable" after this taunting penalty in Saturday's TAMU victory over Rice. She also calls Aggie head football coach Kevin Sumlin and "enabler."

It's not confidential, I've got potential. 
Florida starting QB Jeff Driskel touts the Gators' "big play potential." (The Orlando Sentinel)

I'm special, so special. I've got to have some of your attention. Give it to me. 
Alabama wide receiver Christion Jones named SEC special teams player of the week. (

Nick of Time. 
Auburn offensive coordinator Rhett Lashlee had mostly positive comments about the performance of Tiger starting QB Nick Marshall, though says Marshall needs begin to "open it up" going forward. (
WHOOP! Therezie Is!
Auburn safety Robenson Therezie named SEC defensive player of the week. (The Opelika-Auburn News)

Pyrrhic victory of the week.
Georgia tailback Todd Gurley named SEC offensive player of the week for his performance in the Bulldogs' loss to Clemson. (The Athens Banner-Herald

The Marshall Morgan Suspension.
Georgia kicker Marshall Morgan will remain suspended for Saturday's home-opener against South Carolina. The suspension is the result of Morgan's arrest for boating under the influnce during the offseason. (The Athens Banner-Herald)

Ready to Start.
Florida running back Matt Jones will start in next Saturday's game against Miami. Jones has been recovering from a viral infection that caused him to sit out of fall camp.  (The Gainesville Sun)

Fruge state.
Les East profiles LSU linebacker/place kick-holder Seth Fruge. (The Baton Rouge Advocate)

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