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Paul Finebaum says Nick Saban heading to Texas this weekend. Ha. Ha.

Written by Juan Cena on Monday, September 09 2013 and posted in SWRT

ESPN media gadfly and rebel-rouser Paul Finebaum announced some shocking news on his Twitter account regarding Alabama head football coach Nick Saban his future.

Now, why would Saban be going to Texas this weekend when he's supposed to be coaching the Crimson Tide against Texas A&M this weekend in College Station, Tex...OHHHHHH! I see what Pawl did there. Pawl made a funny, No, he really didn't.

That said, Texas fans who want Saban to take over after Mack Brown is no longer Texas HC, don't hold your breath.


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