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How do you stop Johnny Manziel? Watch his hips says Alabama's Jeoffrey Pagan.

How do you stop Johnny Manziel? Watch his hips says Alabama's Jeoffrey Pagan.
Jeoffrey Pagan (no. 8) prepares to go up against Johnny Manziel and co. Image via Al.com.


How can Alabama stop Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel during Saturday's game at Kyle Field? Crimson Tide defensive lineman Jeoffrey Pagan has a simple solution - watch his hips.



"You'vejust got to look at his hips and look at the right things," Pagan said. "Youcan't get caught looking at his feet or hands or his head or anything likethat. You've just got to look at his hips because his hips will never lie."

With advice like that, Shakira would be proud.

(via Al.com)

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