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Covering Dixie: Stopping Johnny Manziel, Jadeveon Clowney, Justin Scott-Wesley, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Thursday, September 12 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC. All your crystal football are belong to us. 

Covering Dixie: Stopping Johnny Manziel, Jadeveon Clowney, Justin Scott-Wesley, and more.

This is for the questions that don't have any answers.
Mike Herndon looks to SEC head football coaches to find out how Alabama can defend against Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel. Among those asked are LSU's Les Miles and Florida's Will Muschamp, who led their teams to victories against Texas A&M last season, and Ole Miss' Hugh Freeze and Missouri's Gary Pinkel, who didn't.(

The Usual Suspect.
Luke Brietzke accuses ESPN for leading the way in harsh criticism of the early-season struggles of South Carolina defensive end Jadeveon Clowney. (Saturday Blitz)

Ready to rebound. 
South Carolina starting QB Connor Shaw is hoping that his team can rebound from the loss to Georgia with a win against Vanderbilt on Saturday in the same way that the Bulldogs beat South Carolina after losing to Clemson. (ESPN)

Great Scott-Wesley!
Chris Starrs profiles Georgia split end Justin Scott-Wesley, responsible for the 85-yard touchdown reception during the Bulldogs' victory over South Carolina. (The Athens Banner-Herald)

Coates of armor. 
Joel A. Erickson profiles Auburn wide receiver Sammie Coates. (

Tinker, Tailor, Gator, Spy.
Zach Abolverdi sits down for a Q&A with Florida linebacker Michael Taylor. (The Gainesville Sun)

Hey Mr. C.J. 
Hugh Kellenberger profiles Ole Miss DE C.J. Johnson. (The Jackson Clarion-Ledger)


To Hate Like This Is to Be Happy Forever. 
Every Day Should Be Saturday features South Carolina HC "Hatin'-A** Steve Spurrier "sharing" his thoughts on week two of the season, including losing to Georgia. If you can't tell by now, Spencer Hall's hand is moving "Spurrier's mouth." Though this does sound like something the real Old Ball Coach would say.

I'm not even going to try to figure out a quirky song lyric or movie title to describe this one. Roll Bama Roll's "Trunkation" has a little bit a fun over it's "Saban to Texas" satirical piece that got taken a little too seriously, along with looking ahead to the Alabama-Texas A&M game. If you ever wanted to see an elephant impale a member of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets in the crotch, this is your lucky day. Also, you need therapy.

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