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Big Tentacles: Bo Pelini, bowl predictions, Northwestern, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Tuesday, September 17 2013 and posted in SWRT
Big Tentacles -What Big Ten and Nebraska fans would like to cover Bo Pelini's mouth with right now. 

Big Tentacles: Bo Pelini, bowl predictions, Northwestern, and more.

Everybody's talkin' at me.
Nebraska head football coach Bo Pelini's profanity-laden rant about Nebraska fans has given the media around the country a lot to talk about. (Big Ten Network)

Self-righteous media rant of the day.
Lee Barfknecht tries to explain to Pelini why chewing out Cornhusker fans isn't in his best interest. (The Omaha World-Herald)

Meanwhile, back in reality...

I've seen the future, and it will be.
Mike Jones predicts a Ohio State vs. Alabama BCS title game, with Michigan taking on Oregon in the Rose Bowl, just like he did last week. Jones sees Northwestern vs. Georgia for the Capital One Bowl, and Wisconsin vs. Florida in the Outback Bowl. (Off Tackle Empire)

I've seen the future, and it works.
Kevin Bunkley previews Michigan at UConn. Because Wolverine fans want to look ahead instead of brooding on the Akron game, right? (Maize N Brew)

Coming to your cit-ay. Gonna beat you to...oh wait! Wrong program!
ESPN's Mike & Mike in the Morning will air from the Northwestern campus on Oct. 4, the day before the Wildcats host Ohio St. at Ryan Field. (Lake the Posts)

Eye on the Tiger.
The Crimson Quarry previews Missouri vs. Indiana in an SEC vs. Big Ten matchup that neither conference would probably like to admit isn't really happening. 



Purdue injury report.
Purdue tight end Gabe Holmes will miss the rest of the season because of dislocated wrist. (Hammer and Rails)

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