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Covering Dixie: Phil Fulmer, Johnny Manziel, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Monday, September 23 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC. All your crystal football are belong to us.

I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know nothing!
Former Tennessee head football coach Phil Fulmer denies knowledge of Houston Texans running back Arian Foster received money during his playing days in Knoxville. (AP/Yahoo! Sports)

Obligatory Johnny Manziel item of the day.
Brandon Lee Gowton ponders id Texas A&M starting quarterback would work in Philadelphia Eagles' Head coach Chip Kelly's system. (

I have to praise you like I should.
Georgia wide receiver Reggie Davis named the SEC's freshman of the week. (The Athens Banner-Herald)

There are places I have known all my life, but some have changed.
A Texas A&M graduate laments on how traditions have changed on the Texas A&M campus. (Good Bull Hunting)


Tennessee QB injured.
Tennessee quarterback Nathan Peterman will miss 4-6 weeks after receiving an injury to his right hand in the Vols' loss to Florida on Saturday. (ESPN)


LSU recruiting.
Louisiana freshman linebacker Dylan Moses commits to LSU's 2017 recruiting class. (


Tonight, I celebrate my love for you. 
A look at Johnny Manziel's touchdown celebrations, with suggestions of new one he should either try on the field or avoid. (Good Bull Hunting)

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