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Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Steve Spurrier, Johnny Manziel, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Wednesday, October 09 2013 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC. All your crystal football are belong to us. 

Covering Dixie Like Mildew: Steve Spurrier, Johnny Manziel, and more.

What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
South Carolina head football coach Steve Spurrier blames poor communication and failure to follow proper procedure as the reasons behind the controversy regarding Gamecock defensive end Jadeveon Clowney's sitting out of last Saturday's win over Kentucky due to a rib injury. (ESPN)

Wright on Track.
Brandon Marcello profiles Auburn defensive tackle Gabe Wright. (

Mizzou vs. UGA.
Kevin Causey previews Missouri vs. Georgia. (The Crystal Ball Run)

No More Drama.
Georgia hopes to avoid any more dramatic events like the last-minute victories over LSU and Tennessee, and the injuries to tailbacks Todd Gurley and Keith Marshall. (The Athens Banner-Herald)


Aggie's Ennis out for season.
Texas A&M defensive tackle Kirby Ennis will miss the rest of the season due to a knee injury. (AP/Yahoo! Sports)


Tennessee recruiting.
Kansas JUCO offensive tackle Dontavius Blair commits to Tennessee's 2014 recruiting class. (



Johnny's Bye Week. Good Bull Hunting takes a look at what Texas A&M starting quarterback Johnny Manziel's bye week looked like. 

I'll Meltdown With You.
Roll 'Bama Roll enjoys reading Tennessee and Ole Miss fans melt down following their respective losses to Georgia and Auburn last Saturday.

Stupid question that's getting stupider of the day.
A reader asks Drew Magary what the betting line would be for a match-up between Alabama and the Jacksonville Jaguars. To paraphrase Teddy in Stand By Me, Alabama would win because Jacksonville isn't a real football team. (Deadspin)

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