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Covering Dixie: Steve Spurrier and Jadeveon Cowney, Vavae Tata, HaHa Clinton-Dix, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Wednesday, February 19 2014 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew - The SEC. Where we don't let Garth Brooks design our uniforms like the Czech Olympic Hockey Team did. (Well okay, there was that one time...)
Covering Dixie: Steve Spurrier and Jadeveon Cowney, Vavae Tata, HaHa Clinton-Dix, and more.

You're Not Helping!
South Carolina head coach Steve Spurrier's criticisms of former Gamecock defensive end Jadeveon Clowney's work ethic are probably not helping Clowney's draft stock. (Dr. Saturday)

Vavae Tata suspended.
Vanderbilt suspends defensive line coach Vavae Tata following his arrest on charges of DUI and leaving the scene of the accident. (AP/ESPN)
Is he or isn't he?
Andrew Gribble ponders whether or not former Alabama safety Haha Clinton-Dix is the best safety in the 2014 NFL Draft. (

The Mort Report.
Alex Mortensen, the son of ESPN NFL analyst Chris Mortensen, is joining the Alabama coaching staff as a graduate assistant. (

Baby, You Can Buy My Car.
Alabama football coach Nick Saban has become the partner in a planned Mercedes-Benz dealership in Irondale, Al. The only thing endangering this from happening is a lawsuit involving his partner  involving another dealership. (

He's just not that into you.
Florida defensive back Cody Riggs is planning to transfer to Notre Dame. He will be graduating from Florida in may with a degree in Family, Youth, and Community Services. (Alligator Army)

Mark Richt has lost control of his birthday.
Georgia head coach Mark Richt dismissed troubled safety Josh Harvey-Clemons from the team on his birthday. (The Crystal Ball Run)

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