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Covering Dixie: Nick Saban, Will Muschamp, Justin Malone, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Wednesday, May 21 2014 and posted in SWRT
Covering Dixie Like Mildew -The SEC. It's what your conference wants to be like when it grows up.
Covering Dixie: Nick Saban, Will Muschamp, Justin Malone, and more.

Don't go changing to try to please me. 
Alabama head coach Nick Saban sticks to his guns in calling for a nine-game SEC conference schedule. (
A Sort of Homecoming.
Florida head football coach Will Muschamp speaksto the Gator faithful at the Titletown Gator Club in Gainesville, Fl. (The Gainesville Sun)
I've seen the future, and it will be. 
Mike Herndon names Alabama wide receiver Amari Cooper and Georgia running back Todd Gurley among players who could be  "the SEC's next top NFL prospects" for the 2015 NFL Draft. (
Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9...
Jon Cooper names Texas A&M's 2014 schedule as the 9th toughest in the SEC. (Saturday Down South)
Justin Time.
Brad Crawford profiles Mississippi State offensive lineman Justin Malone. (Saturday Down South)
No Quarter.
John Clay bemoans the lack of flexibility in the SEC's non-divisional football schedule. (The Lexington Herald-Leader)
Louis Louis.
Brad Crawford profiles Auburn WR Ricardo Louis. (Saturday Down South)
He's Just Not That Into You.
Auburn offensive lineman Shane Callahan has left the Tiger football program. (The Opelika-Auburn News)
This is for the questions that don't have any answer.
And the Valley Shook's Billy Gomila queries A Sea of Blue's Glenn Logan about Kentucky in the wake of its spring practice.
Garnet and Black Attack profiles South Carolina defensive tackle Abu Lamin.

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