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Dancing in the Ruins: Brandon Weeden, Landry Jones, Bryce Brown, and more.

Written by Juan Cena on Thursday, September 29 2011 and posted in SWRT
(Dancing in the Ruins is SWRT's look at the Big XII Conference. Or at least what's left of it.)  

Taking a (Heisman) stance.
Oklahoma State quarterback Brandon Weeden is starting to make waves and making a name for himself in the Heisman Trophy race. (

The kids in Bristol are sharp as a Pistol (Pete).
Weeden's coach at Oklahoma State (and dancin' fool), Mike Gundy, will be a guest analyst for ESPN this weekend during the Cowboy's bye week. No word if he'll do the Bristol Stomp while he's up there. (ESPN)

Movin' On Up.
Oklahoma QB Landry Jones' status on Mel Kiper's infamous Big Board is climbing. (ESPN)

The Insider.
Barking Carnival apparently has a mole in the Texas football program, who lays down the skinny on the Longhorn's preparations against Iowa State. (Barking Carnival)

Least. Shocking. Event. Ever. Of the Day. 
Members of the Texas State Legislature may try to make sure the annual showdown between Texas and Texas A&M continues by state law after the Aggies leave for the SEC in 2012. (Dr. Saturday)

Up in the Air.
Kansas State running back Bryce Brown's status as a player is in question due to undisclosed " difficult times." (CBS Sports)

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