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Badgers are "sexy" beasts. Because Bret Bielema said so.

Written by Juan Cena on Monday, October 03 2011 and posted in SWRT
Bret Bielema, sex machine.
Wisconsin took the role of the Welcome Wagon when new Big Ten member Nebraska came to Camp Randal Stadium. The Badgers then proceeded to take the wagon and run over the Cornhuskers in a 48-17 win. Not to say Wisconsin's overconfident right now, but look how the team's head football coach, Bret Bielema described his team.

“We’re sexy,” coach Bret Bielema said.

The 2011 Badgers aren’t the typical bruising Wisconsin team that just runs over opponents. Quarterback Russell Wilson brings a dynamic that complements what Wisconsin has always done best.

“I still believe that we’re Wisconsin and what we are,” Bielema said. “We’re just extremely good right now.”

The Badgers are sexy. Uh, okay. That's not the first word that comes to mind of when I think of the  Wisconsin Badgers. For me, "nightmare inducing" is a more proper description of what I think of them, but that's just because of Bucky Badger.

Bielema may think the Badgers are "sexy" beasts, but apparently the AP writers think  LSU, Alabama, and Oklahoma are sexier. That's who are ahead of Wisconsin in the AP writers poll. Worse, the USA Today coaches poll has them fifth with Stanford ahead of them as well.

(via Rivals.com)

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