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I've got a little list: Anerica's most (redacted) Colleges

Written by Juan Cena on Saturday, August 29 2009 and posted in SWRT
GQ magazine's September magazine features a list of the "America's 25 (redacted) Colleges". (If you really need to know what the redacted word is before you click on the link...well, it's a strong enough name for a man, but made for a woman. Let's put it that way.) All the usual suspects are there, especially the Ivy League. Other noteworthys include U of Texas, Ohio State, and the University of Georgia (comes close to cheap redneck humor. But we'll give credit to GQ for actually knowing what Realtree is). And yes, Duke is on the list (and rated to low at #2, but their explanation is entirely acceptable).
One glaring omission: No sign of Yale. Seriously? The college that gave the world the Bush family, John Kerry, Gary Hart,Gary Trudeau, Dick Cheney, and both Bill and Hillary Clinton? There must have been some Bonesmen behind this list.
And seriously, does Charter College in Wasilla, Alaska get on this list without being a needless cheap shot at Sarah Palin? Please.
The September issue also features a) A gratuitous Michael Jackson cover, and b)A gratuitous photo of Tim Tebow shirtless. At least one of those in inexcusable.
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GQ magazine's September magazine features a list of the "America's 25 (redacted) Colleges". (If you really need to know what the redacted word is before you click on the link...well, it's a strong enough name for a man, but made for a woman. Let's put it that way.) All the usual suspects are there, especially the Ivy League. Other noteworthys include U of Texas, Ohio State, and the University of Georgia (comes close to cheap redneck humor. But we'll give credit to GQ for actually knowing what Realtree is). And yes, Duke is on the list (and rated to low at #2, but their explanation is entirely acceptable).
One glaring omission: No sign of Yale. Seriously? The college that gave the world the Bush family, John Kerry, Gary Hart,Gary Trudeau, Dick Cheney, and both Bill and Hillary Clinton? There must have been some Bonesmen behind this list.
And seriously, does Charter College in Wasilla, Alaska get on this list without being a needless cheap shot at Sarah Palin? Please.
The September issue also features a) A gratuitous Michael Jackson cover, and b)A gratuitous photo of Tim Tebow shirtless. At least one of those in inexcusable.

Posted originally: 2009-08-29 12:51:00
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