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What science is doing instead of making the world a better place: Most handsome quarterback ratings


Taking time out from around the clock Obama bashing, The Wall Street Journal reports on a scientific study on the most handsome quarterback in the NFL. The result: Matt Ryan of the Atlanta Falcons scored a 99.8% symmetrical face, which is the study's standard of handsomeness. Seriously, isn't there something better for science to be looking in to? Like curing the common cold or inventing a teleport ray so we can send Chris Berman to Mars or somewhere like that? Or how about inventing an actual Car of Tomorrow for NASCAR that doesn't suck? You know, something a little more useful for humanity.
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Taking time out from around the clock Obama bashing, The Wall Street Journal reports on a scientific study on the most handsome quarterback in the NFL. The result: Matt Ryan of the Atlanta Falcons scored a 99.8% symmetrical face, which is the study's standard of handsomeness. Seriously, isn't there something better for science to be looking in to? Like curing the common cold or inventing a teleport ray so we can send Chris Berman to Mars or somewhere like that? Or how about inventing an actual Car of Tomorrow for NASCAR that doesn't suck? You know, something a little more useful for humanity.

Posted originally: 2009-09-01 05:32:00
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